toyomotor Posted December 9, 2018 Author #7726 Share Posted December 9, 2018 2 hours ago, schadeaux said: What? Don't worry, haven't you seen Helen go off on one of her rambles before? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 9, 2018 #7727 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Is it my fault that I have a lot to say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 9, 2018 #7728 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Who else should we blame? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 9, 2018 #7729 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Either the morons who made the times we live in interesting, or their mothers who drank too much while being pregnant with them, I'm in doubt myself so I'll go with blaming the both but morons directly a lot more, because it's not their fault they're stupid but whose fault can their evil be, if not only theirs? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted December 10, 2018 Author #7730 Share Posted December 10, 2018 12 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Is it my fault that I have a lot to say? Yes!!! Who else could you blame? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 10, 2018 #7731 Share Posted December 10, 2018 Soros? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 11, 2018 #7732 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Brexit? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 11, 2018 #7733 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Again? What was wrong with the first one? Was left for too long locked from inside in a car? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 11, 2018 #7734 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Don't you realise how difficult it is to open a car door? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 11, 2018 #7735 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Actually, I do... may I present the photographic explanation? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted December 12, 2018 Author #7736 Share Posted December 12, 2018 You're laying in a hospital bed, recovering from a serious operation or an illness, visitors arrive, and what's the first question they ask? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted December 12, 2018 #7737 Share Posted December 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, toyomotor said: You're laying in a hospital bed, recovering from a serious operation or an illness, visitors arrive, and what's the first question they ask? got any grapes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 12, 2018 #7738 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Wouldn't these turn out to be sour grapes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted December 12, 2018 Author #7739 Share Posted December 12, 2018 No, the usual question is "How are you feeling?" How am I feeling? I'm feeling bloody awful, thanks for asking-and get your hands off my grapes. Would I be in hospital if my health was perfect? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2018 #7740 Share Posted December 13, 2018 You? Of course you would and you probably are, healthy as a horse and will outlive everyone in 5 mile radius, you're only in the hospital to tell them how they should do their jobs there, because will they ever know what they're doing if you don't tell them? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted December 14, 2018 Author #7741 Share Posted December 14, 2018 8 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: You? Of course you would and you probably are, healthy as a horse and will outlive everyone in 5 mile radius, you're only in the hospital to tell them how they should do their jobs there, because will they ever know what they're doing if you don't tell them? I wish that were the case. But old age usually brings poor health, doesn't it? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 14, 2018 #7742 Share Posted December 14, 2018 If you can manage to give the Grim Reaper the slip until technology advances, can't you get all your bits replaced one by one? 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2018 #7743 Share Posted December 14, 2018 15 hours ago, toyomotor said: I wish that were the case. But old age usually brings poor health, doesn't it? Well, yes, as we grow older certain health issues appear, but your health might be poor for a 16-year old, not for a person of your age, so don't you have to compare your health with other centennials? Aren't you actually in better shape than the rest of your generation? And even if you think you're not, I know for a fact that you are strong and stubborn enough to wear your weakness down and may I help you a little with that? It doesn't matter if you believe or not, it works so I'm sending you some of my vibes, if any glass breaks that was me, sorry about that, wasn't that an ugly vase after all? 4 hours ago, acute said: If you can manage to give the Grim Reaper the slip until technology advances, can't you get all your bits replaced one by one? What, the brain too? Not the brain, can you imagine what his grumpiness would be like running on these newfangled processors? 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 14, 2018 #7744 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Regarding the 'ugly' vase .... isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder? Do you mind if I don't try and imagine that (I want to sleep tonight)?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted December 14, 2018 #7745 Share Posted December 14, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 11:37 PM, toyomotor said: Would I be in hospital if my health was perfect? actually, i don't care! i don't even like you- i just came here with your wife to support her in time of sorrow due to your extensive injuries....would you rather i was a priest? looks like you'll need one soon... maybe you should have just accepted my 'how are you' & left it at that, eh? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2018 #7746 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Is it possible no one told you I was toyo's third wife until he run off with two harlots twice younger than me? Combined? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted December 15, 2018 Author #7747 Share Posted December 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Dejarma said: actually, i don't care! i don't even like you- i just came here with your wife to support her in time of sorrow due to your extensive injuries....would you rather i was a priest? looks like you'll need one soon... maybe you should have just accepted my 'how are you' & left it at that, eh? You don't like me? Why? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dejarma Posted December 15, 2018 #7748 Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, toyomotor said: You don't like me? Why? are you serious? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 15, 2018 #7749 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Wait, are you saying there are people in this thread who are not serious? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 15, 2018 #7750 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Is it possible he 'mis-spoke'? (Love that word ... only from America! ) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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