+ouija ouija Posted February 2, 2019 #7951 Share Posted February 2, 2019 There'd probably be hunky firefighters inside those firefighter suits, wouldn't there? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 2, 2019 #7952 Share Posted February 2, 2019 (edited) And would they look like this? oh (gif) it crashed dangiT!!!!! sorry about that, messed up the only one liner I've ever done BOOO!!! here's another go.. Edited February 2, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 2, 2019 #7953 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Like... ants? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 3, 2019 #7954 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Did you know (speaking of ants) that the giant anteater (a dense, reddy-brown hardwood carving of which i recently acquired) is native to the grasslands and rainforests of South America, also enjoy termites, carry their young on their backs for up to a year, are known as 'antbears', but are actually members of the sloth family? Edited February 3, 2019 by purrrpetrator to add pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 3, 2019 #7955 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Aren't they charming? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 3, 2019 #7956 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Charming and weird; is that all tail at the back or is some of it still body? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 3, 2019 #7957 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I think it's all tail, which is sort of logical, because don't they need some counter-balance to that looooooooong face? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 3, 2019 #7958 Share Posted February 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: don't they need some counter-balance to that looooooooong face? Is this one of those "horse walks into a bar" jokes? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 3, 2019 #7959 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) Ah, all right, a horse, an anteater and Hitler walk into a bar, the horse says 'Haaay', the anteater says 'Ant for me.' and Hitler says nothing. So bartender gives hay to the horse and to the anteater too and nothing to Hitler. The horse starts chewing happily, but the anteater complains: 'I said ant for me.' 'I gave it to you too.' 'No, you gave me hay.' 'Yes, hay, hay to the horse, and hay to you and... damn, I gave nothing to Hitler. So, hay, Hitler?' 'Heil!!!' Yeah, will you remind me from now on not to invent any jokes anymore? Edited February 3, 2019 by Helen of Annoy 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 3, 2019 #7960 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) und Hitler "it ant hay its HEIL! loggerhead"* pffft dummkopf* Well obviously comedy relief is a difficult job eh?!?!?!?!?!?!!?????? <<< that's called a question. Edited February 3, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 3, 2019 #7961 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) internet grindingly slow bottleneck lag it is what it is eh?!?!?!????? <<< this too-- a question. Again internet lag sorry for double postage. Edited February 3, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 3, 2019 #7962 Share Posted February 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: internet grindingly slow bottleneck lag Was this meant for the Grrr thread? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 3, 2019 #7963 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Why? What could be annoying about slow internet? *twitches* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 4, 2019 #7964 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Don't you see how far flung from reality we all must be when, while worrying about like why the internet is slow, or who's data-mining my android, as we speak when, for all we know, there's a 1000-f'n-mile-wide spacecraft, hovering, in midair, behind the moon plotting some unimaginably evil mind control? Edited February 4, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2019 #7965 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Am I the only one absolutely certain that aliens cannot possibly be more stupidly violent or more disgusting than humans? (Of course, not all humans, isn't it always so reassuring and pleasant to meet the good ones? So who wouldn't find some more patience with the imbeciles, because isn't there a possibility they too will one day, or in one reincarnation, resemble the crown instead of the toilet bowl of creation?) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2019 #7966 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I think my imagination has died .... anyone know a way to revive it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2019 #7967 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Well, aren't fire-fighters good at CPR? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2019 #7968 Share Posted February 4, 2019 There's a little Fire Station just 10mns walk from here, shall I enquire as to whether they need volunteers to practice on? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 4, 2019 #7969 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Girls are killing me and AND! I've NO FRAMES grrrrr ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ <hr>NOw- isn't everyone running out to find a fireman's Calendar? Edited February 4, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2019 #7970 Share Posted February 4, 2019 You know, if I tried 5 times and had to delete it as too weird, somewhat too weird or completely awkward, isn't it time I change the subject? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 4, 2019 #7971 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Okay, safe change of subject: what are you having to eat this evening? Will the cauldron be getting a bit of a workout? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2019 #7972 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Oh, the cauldron was bubbling yesterday, so we've got enough of leftovers for few days, I'm only making a dessert today: mixed fresh fruits, crushed, with Greek yogurt and just a little bourbon vanilla flavoured sugar (who am I kidding? just a little too much of said sugar), it's a lot like... rough... smoothie, if that doesn't defy the definition of a smoothie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 4, 2019 #7973 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Didn't you forget johnny's wart and witchhazel for just the right spin eh?!?!?!?!?!??!????????? <<<< that's a question. NOte: Year of the Pig, DOUBLE HEAPING HELPINGS OF EVERYTHING! . . . just to be safe : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Edited February 4, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 4, 2019 #7974 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Well, damn *slaps forehead with tentacle* I knew I'll forget something, the only thing I never forget is to forget something, so, how about we give you dry bat wing instead of spoon? Wait, damn, we're out of dry bat wings, how about fresh one? It's a little bendy, but it will only make it more interesting, right? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 4, 2019 #7975 Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) Oh NO! ... . NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ... what do you do when you've broken your great great great ....( too many))))GRANDMAMA'S brewing/stiring stick/spatchla ?! Edited February 4, 2019 by MWoo7 just noting ::::::::::::: not replying fo r a bit////while!!!! and now I'm late LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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