+ouija ouija Posted February 21, 2019 #8126 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Does eating digestive biscuits with regularity(or even hilarity), count? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 21, 2019 #8127 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Erm... ^no, no, and ^^no, but since you're watching the clock, does it help to point out that both hands pass all 12 numbers on the dial with regularity? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 21, 2019 #8128 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Do you know how I know you haven't seen that old clock we still didn't throw away out of sentimental reasons? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 21, 2019 #8129 Share Posted February 21, 2019 let me guess... it's digital? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 21, 2019 #8130 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) Is 333 like a half-size Satan? Edited February 21, 2019 by acute 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 21, 2019 #8131 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) exactly half... but I'm told still packs some punch for a pint-size... although I wonder where falling for a half-hearted temptation would get one... halfway to hell? Edited February 22, 2019 by purrrpetrator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 22, 2019 #8132 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) Isn't there room for a nine lives punchline in here somewhere eh!? misc.: Frank Sinatra I mean Cat-inatra ! BEST HITS ! . . . . [no its not hot, just a mock up] Edited February 22, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 22, 2019 #8133 Share Posted February 22, 2019 uh... no... would 4.5 lives suffice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 22, 2019 #8134 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) ah k, yeah sure that works who's fussy?!?!?!!?? 4 and a half ... or 5 CLOSE ENOUGH . .. . and my second question ... what if one used the lives, but when arriving up at the kiteth / kitteh PEARLY GATES ! THEY SAID YOU WERE LATE !!??????? go back. hahahahaha laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Edited February 22, 2019 by MWoo7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 27, 2019 #8135 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Fussy Wussy was a bear, wasn't he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 27, 2019 Author #8136 Share Posted February 27, 2019 No, "Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels" is what Australian troops during WW2 called the Papua New Guinea natives who come to their assistance. Didn't you know that? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 27, 2019 Author #8137 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) Quote There isn't a single musophobe (person scared of rats and mice) in sight as nine brave emergency responders clamour to free a chubby rat stuck halfway out of a sewer manhole cover in Germany. Fat Rat? Edited February 27, 2019 by toyomotor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2019 #8138 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Doesn't that sound catchier than 'overweight rodent'? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 27, 2019 #8139 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I wonder which description the rat would prefer .... did anyone ask him? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2019 #8140 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Do we have to ask him in order to know he would prefer not to be called fat or overweight, since he's just slightly rounded, while the holes in the manhole cover are obviously too small? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 27, 2019 #8141 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Can you see if he is blushing or enjoying his five minutes of fame? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2019 #8142 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Well, let's hope he's blushing because if he enjoyed his five minutes, wouldn't it be likely he'll try repeating the whole process? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 27, 2019 #8143 Share Posted February 27, 2019 What if all his friends and family also wanted their time in the spotlight? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 27, 2019 #8144 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: . . . "Fuzzy Wuzzy Angels . . . Didn't you know that? NOpe. Because I haven't been here since the beginning of time. Isn't this the true angel fuzzy wuzzy in the sky ? wait , wait wait for it Edited February 27, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 27, 2019 #8145 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Can't we be pretty sure they are aware too that forming a band would be less stressful, or if they want attention quick, can't they simply walk over displayed food, ending up on YouTube? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted February 27, 2019 #8146 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Thank you for that suggestion; have you tried it yourself? * dashes off to film self walking over displayed food * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 27, 2019 #8147 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) aaaaaaaaaaaahaha * DASHES OFF ! * A question hmmm isn't it like no+ having heard that expression since reading time in grade school eh!?!?!?!? Edited February 27, 2019 by MWoo7 ....*sighs* changed no to mime or simulate not.... eeeeeehr to errrrrror added an additional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted February 27, 2019 #8148 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, toyomotor said: Fat Rat? NEIN! Wouldn't you think at least one of the nine (9) firemen attending would realize that chubby little rodent is faking it? Edited February 27, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted February 27, 2019 #8149 Share Posted February 27, 2019 (edited) Achtung! aaaahw I didn't get a Like! /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^o^ >_< x_x No more funnzies for you guys. Edited February 28, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 28, 2019 Author #8150 Share Posted February 28, 2019 1 hour ago, MWoo7 said: Achtung! aaaahw I didn't get a Like! /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^o^ >_< x_x No more funnzies for you guys. And your question is? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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