purrrpetrator Posted March 29, 2019 #8301 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Anonymously sourced, of course? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 29, 2019 #8302 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Do you really need sources other than your own eyes? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 30, 2019 #8303 Share Posted March 30, 2019 What if your eyes are temporarily removed for cleaning? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 30, 2019 #8304 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) Yeah, I know, I know... wasn't there a lot to unsee lately? But can't you draw your conclusions from memory? edit: Hey, I just saw your profile quote! *screams* Have I told you lately just how much I love you? Will you please remember to never wash that brain of yours? Edited March 30, 2019 by Helen of Annoy 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 31, 2019 #8305 Share Posted March 31, 2019 If it's my brain you are referring to, may I reassure you that I never wash anything? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 31, 2019 #8306 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Wise choice, because we washed our car the other day and then we had to paint it too... well, not the whole car, just the parts that were revealed as paintless after the damn washing... anyway, if we didn't insist on our traditional annual car washing, we wouldn't have to do our traditional annual car painting and I wouldn't walk around with old tee wrapped around my hair and face, prompting my neighbour to ask me if I turned Muslim, to which I replied with spraying some paint in his direction, because no matter how damn expensive is that paint, who could resist? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 31, 2019 #8307 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Couldn't it have turned out much worse if you found no car at all? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 31, 2019 #8308 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Isn't that a realistic option? I think we've got few more years, but in one of the following springtimes, when air is saturated with pollen from countless blooming flowers, won't we wash our dearest vehicle, like so many times before, but will anything emerge when the foam is rinsed, except the seats, steering wheel with partially unglued duct tape and the small mountain of crap we keep in the car, defying the laws of physics? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 31, 2019 #8309 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Aren't laws meant to be broken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 31, 2019 #8310 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Except the laws of physics, because don't those who decide to break the laws of physics end up with broken bones, property or both? Not that we broke the car booth with our disregard for the laws of physics, yet, but would it surprise me if an avalanche of tools, spare parts, umbrellas, snow chains, summer shades, gloves, boots, first aid/last rites kits, bottles and canisters of various fluids and who knows what else just bursts through the back seat one day? In fact, you know how some people are preparing for this or that type of an apocalypse? I think I've accidentally got that in my car, but on the other hand, can it hurt? Provided the above mentioned avalanche doesn't burst through the back seat, of course, but is there a perfect apocalypse response plan anyway? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 31, 2019 #8311 Share Posted March 31, 2019 You mention a 'last rites kit' .... but will this be sufficient in the event of a back seat apocalypse? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 31, 2019 #8312 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Am I the only one who always has an Apocalypse Survival Kit at the ready, and also a Backup Apocalypse Survival Kit and a Backup Backup Apocalypse Survival Kit? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted March 31, 2019 #8313 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Aaah... finally, someone who does it properly... because isn't just one almost as good as none? And does double none sound reassuring? Isn't it clear then, that the security starts with at least one backup of the backup? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted April 1, 2019 Author #8314 Share Posted April 1, 2019 On 30/03/2019 at 10:47 PM, acute said: What if your eyes are temporarily removed for cleaning? That's not really funny. My daughter is blind and has two glass eyes, I wonder if she would appreciate your post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted April 1, 2019 Author #8315 Share Posted April 1, 2019 12 hours ago, acute said: If it's my brain you are referring to, may I reassure you that I never wash anything? Brain? BRAIN? You have a brain? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 1, 2019 #8316 Share Posted April 1, 2019 So, should we give up any form of humour, since anything humorous could be interpreted as offensive, if you're intent to find offensiveness in it? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 1, 2019 #8317 Share Posted April 1, 2019 6 hours ago, toyomotor said: Brain? BRAIN? You have a brain? Can we use the term loosely? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 1, 2019 #8318 Share Posted April 1, 2019 6 hours ago, toyomotor said: That's not really funny. My daughter is blind and has two glass eyes, I wonder if she would appreciate your post? Is this an April Fool's joke? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 1, 2019 #8319 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Hopefully... but who hasn't lost any hope regarding veracity on the Internet? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 1, 2019 #8320 Share Posted April 1, 2019 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: That's not really funny. My daughter is blind and has two glass eyes, I wonder if she would appreciate your post? Assuming for a moment that this is not a joke, toyo, how could she possibly ever know about Helen's post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 1, 2019 #8321 Share Posted April 1, 2019 It was acute who dared joking in a humorous thread, I followed gladly, but the original idea was his and it was funny, because it's removed from reality, the way cartoons are, for example, but apparently, there are people willing to claim they can't distinguish the reality and direct mockery (God forbid) from benign and obviously safely in the imaginary realm situated, humour. There. Now the questionable part. I've noticed our blue tits are collecting cat hair for their nests - seriously, they take it from the doormat on which my cats love to sleep - is that something they usually do or it's just our blue tits that are abnormally confident? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 1, 2019 #8322 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Are your cats long haired? Could it be that cat's hair to them is like cashmere or angora to us? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 1, 2019 #8323 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Can't the birds just nest on the doormat alongside the cats? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 1, 2019 #8324 Share Posted April 1, 2019 More-less short-hairs, but definitely soft and fuzzy, ideal for a nest, only it comes from cats - that's confusing me... are the birds not a little disturbed with the smell of cat in their nests? On the other hand, do birds pay much attention to smells, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 1, 2019 #8325 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, acute said: Can't the birds just nest on the doormat alongside the cats? Well, they could, but only once and for a short time... so what can I do but hope they're not that cheeky yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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