Helen of Annoy Posted February 14, 2020 #9451 Share Posted February 14, 2020 (edited) Banned for busting. edit: Wait, who's the moron who mixed threads up? I'm the moron who mixed threads up, did you even have to ask? Edited February 14, 2020 by Helen of Annoy 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted February 14, 2020 #9452 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Don't you agree that the octopus in your head is the moron who mixed threads up not you? Do you think it got its wires crossed and needs to be seen by a specialist as soon as possible? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 14, 2020 #9453 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Do you happen to know a good hatopus neurologist? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 15, 2020 Author #9454 Share Posted February 15, 2020 A friend of mine contracted a virus, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN FLAMIN' COMPUTER. How, why? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted February 15, 2020 #9455 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Why don't you Helen and you toyo, take both the hatapus and the friend to see the same doctor? Do you guys want me to check if Dr. Frankenstein has any appointments available? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 15, 2020 #9456 Share Posted February 15, 2020 How can you advise me to go anywhere with toyo now? Am I supposed to be such a good friend with toyo to share his viruses? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 16, 2020 Author #9457 Share Posted February 16, 2020 And another thing. A Mobile Phone app has now been developed to chart a woman's monthly cycle. Crazy!! Most of them don't even have a bike. What's going on here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 16, 2020 #9458 Share Posted February 16, 2020 So you didn't notice before that women are such cycling enthusiasts they're completely beside themselves when they're late to their regular cycling event? And while I'm sure you'd love to hear where we hide these bikes of ours, won't it remain one of those unexplained mysteries? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 17, 2020 Author #9459 Share Posted February 17, 2020 So, the phone app only relates to whose women have bikes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 17, 2020 #9460 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Yes and it has to be a bike that keeps leaking on the rug, so now you'll ask me who keeps a bike in their house, instead of garage, won't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted February 18, 2020 Author #9461 Share Posted February 18, 2020 Who?, Me? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 18, 2020 #9462 Share Posted February 18, 2020 What, you too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 19, 2020 #9463 Share Posted February 19, 2020 May be you should both replace the rug? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2020 #9464 Share Posted February 19, 2020 (edited) Someone pulled out the plug? *takes a bewildered look in direction of the bike* Edited February 19, 2020 by Helen of Annoy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 19, 2020 #9465 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Did you mean, rug or plug? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2020 #9466 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Both, but everything's in place, so how about we change the subject? Who could talk about bikes all the time? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 19, 2020 #9467 Share Posted February 19, 2020 May be not all the time......But i could get a few days worth out of it, metaphorically speaking through hyperboles or similes. but i'm not in the mood. Do you think it important to knew the difference between a hyperbole and a simile? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 19, 2020 #9468 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Well, I have no idea what's the difference and I'm still alive, if that was of any help? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 19, 2020 #9469 Share Posted February 19, 2020 (edited) It has been my unfortunate experience, Of pompous asses, talking out of their haughty, turned up, pig snouts, about the intellectually proper names. To be verbally slaughtered in my lack of education in pigeon holing which is which. It being more important to them that i know the difference. Than, The actual live, living, matter of their very use, colour or flavouring in speech or written word. Similes, hyperboles and metaphors in real time usage and comprehension. How twisted humans can get over what of which, really matters or is simply a tag number. This is my rant for today, Question is ?....I'm still rampaging inside, i don't have one, give me a minute or two, to compose myself. Nope, i don't have a question....Does this mean i have killed the tread? There, better, the universe is restored, isn't it? Edited February 19, 2020 by Blue Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 20, 2020 #9470 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Yes, the universe is restored and the thread is equally undead as it ever was so is there any reason to feel guilty for a little rant? Besides, isn't ranting what Internet is for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 21, 2020 #9471 Share Posted February 21, 2020 good question. Firstly, I didn't feel guilty, just annoyance that in the past, i allowed such ****ing bores to upset me so. Second, In general, I don't use the internet for ranting but i can see why you would say that....A question then?..... What do you think of the art works of the painter Caravaggio? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 21, 2020 #9472 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I think my peasant brain can't fully appreciate them in all their glory, but who wouldn't love them on intuitive level? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 21, 2020 #9473 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Peasant brain, indeed. What is a peasant brain like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 21, 2020 #9474 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Oh, peasant brain is pleasant brain, it can appreciate the beauty of rain, sun and good fertilizer, especially the fertilizer, did I mention before that one of the most amazing things on this planet is the fact that roses can turn horse **** into fragrant flowers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted February 21, 2020 #9475 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I have found this to be true too, that and bull **** How do you find the leaf mould or worm castes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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