toyomotor Posted October 10, 2015 #1 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Who in the name of hell walks around with a bloody octopus on their head? Wouldn't you have thought that she'd show us her very attractive face instead? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 10, 2015 #2 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Does Helen have a choice? Didn't the Hatopus just leap on her one day(possibly while she was sleeping)? Can it only be removed by expensive surgery? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 10, 2015 #3 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Who would admit they had a choice? Now, the expensive surgery idea sounds promising, so how about fifty-fifty share of donations, under condition we find some publicity craving idiot to pose as me after the surgery? Because I'm not dropping my Hatopus off, it's a member of family by now and would we ever pick all the walnuts if it wasn't for its tireless tentacles? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 10, 2015 #4 Share Posted October 10, 2015 'Publicity craving idiot' you say? Why have the letters 'O' & 'S' sprung to my mind? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 10, 2015 #5 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Well, damn, can't I say anything blunt anymore without stepping on some completely innocent toes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorimommy3 Posted October 10, 2015 #6 Share Posted October 10, 2015 How big are your feet to be able to step on all these people's toes Helen? Is it not the octopus that's better suited for that job? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 10, 2015 #7 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Seven miles? Ever saw an octopus wearing any kind of boots, let alone the seven miles ones? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 10, 2015 #8 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Aren't those suckery things the tread on the bottom of his boots? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reefearly Posted October 11, 2015 #9 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Isn't it a tad presumptuous (& possibly cheeky) to suggest that any (presumably respectable) Hatopus would simply hop aboard someone's head without invitation? And wouldn't doing so (esp. while wearing seven-league boots - any number up to eight), especially those with an aggressive tread - from soft suction cups to hard hob nails - also require special permission beforehand? And wouldn't it also simply be quite out-of-character for the normally-restless critter to remain atop anyone's head (or anywhere else), indefinitely (unless so ordered)? And isn't it also true that, all things considered, they'd just as soon retreat to a boot, as they would to sit there, wearing one (or eight) whilst straddling someone's head?? pls.... Edited October 11, 2015 by reefearly 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 11, 2015 #10 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Why I'm not surprised it has to be my fault somehow? Isn't it quite obvious who sits on whose head? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted October 11, 2015 #11 Share Posted October 11, 2015 You're the scapegoat for everything, especially if you're not involved; haven't you picked that up yet? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 11, 2015 #12 Share Posted October 11, 2015 Picked what up? Who dropped it? .................................................................................................................................... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 12, 2015 #13 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Saru? No, really, stuff gets dropped in the closing old/opening new parts of the threads, so will you believe me I had got a clever answer to your question or you'll go and see for yourself I hadn't got it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 12, 2015 #14 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm lost, can we start over? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 12, 2015 #15 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Over a barrel? Over a cup of tea? Over yonder? Over easy? Please could you be more specific? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 12, 2015 #16 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 12, 2015 #17 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Do you think wrapping it in clingfilm would help? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 12, 2015 #18 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Your bedpost? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherguy Posted October 13, 2015 #19 Share Posted October 13, 2015 What if you have a headboard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 13, 2015 #20 Share Posted October 13, 2015 I ain't sleeping in the basement ~ who's got the keys to the loft ? ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #21 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Do you seriously think it would be locked at all if I intended to pass the key around just like that? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 13, 2015 #22 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Can you give us a hint as to what you are hiding in your loft/attic? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2015 #23 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Walnuts? Waldo? You think I have that inventory in my head? In fact, who is more surprised than me when I go up there searching for something and find stuff I've never seen before? Garden shed is even worse, if I could show it to you wouldn't you agree it's like a portal to another universe, filled with junk that keeps pouring into this dimension with specific purpose of burying the tools we need in this plane of existence, made worse with dormice and whoever steals smaller, shiny tools only to return them after few weeks or months? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted October 13, 2015 #24 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Is that where I misplaced my inflatable woman? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted October 13, 2015 #25 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Was an inflatable sheep wasn't it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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