Abilityperson Posted April 11, 2019 #8451 Share Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, toyomotor said: Do squirrels fart? Wouldn't the bear smell it first? Silent ninja fart only hear never smell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 11, 2019 #8452 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Aren't ninja farts the other way around? Silent but deadly? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 11, 2019 #8453 Share Posted April 11, 2019 A bit like hedgehogs? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 11, 2019 #8454 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Are we talking about the same animal? Oh, oh, I see... yes, yes, a bit like hedgehogs, only while you can run away from a ninja fart, has anyone ever escaped the deadly grip of a murderous hedgehog? Stealthy and bloodthirsty, aren't the hedgehogs the true kings of animal kingdom? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 11, 2019 #8455 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Have you seen acute when he's in a rage? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 11, 2019 #8456 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Please, would I be still alive if I had seen that? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 11, 2019 #8457 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) Why would anyone be frightened by a hedgehog rolling up into a ball? Edited April 11, 2019 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 11, 2019 #8458 Share Posted April 11, 2019 A blurry ball of fury? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 11, 2019 #8459 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Is there anyone left who doesn't know that hedgehog rolling up is just like a snake coiling up? Don't they do that so they can jump at you? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted April 11, 2019 #8460 Share Posted April 11, 2019 18 hours ago, toyomotor said: Oh dear,another life story from the age of two. Some people simply don't understand that concept of snappy one liners, do they? ^ two lines... plus the aforementioned was like 75% copy & pasted... and i mean how succinct can an actual life get? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 12, 2019 #8461 Share Posted April 12, 2019 22 hours ago, toyomotor said: Oh dear,another life story from the age of two. Some people simply don't understand that concept of snappy one liners, do they? If you use an Android phone, isn't that four lines of text? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted April 12, 2019 #8462 Share Posted April 12, 2019 would make it a none-too-snappy five-liner, textually speaking, correct? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 12, 2019 #8463 Share Posted April 12, 2019 12 hours ago, purrrpetrator said: ^ two lines... plus the aforementioned was like 75% copy & pasted... and i mean how succinct can an actual life get? Why don't you start a new topic in 'Fun & Games' where UMers are invited to describe their entire lives in a snappy one liner ? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 12, 2019 #8464 Share Posted April 12, 2019 How could I possibly sum up my flaming septic waste and artillery carrying train wreck with abundant supernatural elements taking place in otherwise idyllic woods full of reasonable animals and bewildered people into one line? Or I just did that? All right, two lines, there's really lot of that waste, so is it a wonder it takes a small eternity for it to burn out? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted April 12, 2019 #8465 Share Posted April 12, 2019 7 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Why don't you start a new topic in 'Fun & Games' where UMers are invited to describe their entire lives in a snappy one liner ? cuz one would only have to post once, and the thread would be dead? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted April 12, 2019 #8466 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) ^ ^ ^ ^ HA! /\ /\ /\ Yeah some have a gift that way as I stop back in later to my posts on some threads only to find hardly anything *crickets* Hey! isn't it true that two liners are better anyway?.. like wasn't it ? some saying parallel lines have so much in common and its a shame THEY never meet eh?!?!????? * plugs ears .. a sudden ear shattering wave of LOUDNESS in groans * Edited April 12, 2019 by MWoo7 added some goodies of course eh its a gift emertis typos regina or some rot, laterzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 12, 2019 #8467 Share Posted April 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, purrrpetrator said: cuz one would only have to post once, and the thread would be dead? Can't we change our minds? Or expand the initial definition after sudden insight inspired with meditation that was necessary for the first attempt? 26 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: ^ ^ ^ ^ HA! /\ /\ /\ Yeah some have a gift that way as I stop back in later to my posts on some threads only to find hardly anything *crickets* Hey! isn't it true that two liners are better anyway?.. like wasn't it ? some saying parallel lines have so much in common and its a shame THEY never meet eh?!?!????? * plugs ears .. a sudden ear shattering wave of LOUDNESS in groans * Aha, so did you appear because I said 'train wreck', or I had an urge to say it because you're about to appear? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted April 12, 2019 #8468 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Oh-no , I guess I can't ask(((((( : 0 but I will!)-- I guess I can't ask if you are talking to Toyomotor eh? extra extra read all about it 18 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: . . . had an urge to say it because you're about to appear? ahahahahaa HEY IT COULD HAPPEN ! OH THIS ONE..>FRAME WORTHY!>How could I possibly sum up my flaming septic waste and artillery carrying train wreck with abundant supernatural elements Quote Edited April 12, 2019 by MWoo7 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 12, 2019 #8469 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Of course I'm talking to toyo, but is it likely he has patience to actually read some of my hardly-ever-ending epistles? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted April 12, 2019 #8470 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) *Takes a deep breath as the light dawns* I'm gathering ponderings for a qualified soundly reasoned reply. IUPDATE! I mean question. *revelation dawns*x^_^x I've got it ! .. how do you know you`re not the epitome of the epic eulogistic author of our times and your pros are being collected for a futuristic religious tome for all to read on another planet? Which naturally you will be whisked away to because they need a goddess I mean what universe doesn't eh!? Edited April 12, 2019 by MWoo7 're 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted April 12, 2019 #8471 Share Posted April 12, 2019 Well, they need me, but would you believe me they need me as a door-stopper? Or was it can-opener? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted April 12, 2019 #8472 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Earth Goddess is part-time tab-pulling garden gnome?? Edited April 12, 2019 by purrrpetrator 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted April 12, 2019 #8473 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Yeah like who doesn't now about phenom Gnomes ? particularly the beer-drinking-beergarden variety eh? Edited April 12, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted April 12, 2019 #8474 Share Posted April 12, 2019 You're just making stuff up, right? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted April 12, 2019 #8475 Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) There really is a phenomGnome and that was the title/name (one word) but how in the universe do people note things on the internet but later there is absolutely no hope of ever finding it again? This will do. *sighs* Edited April 12, 2019 by MWoo7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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