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Answer a Question With A Question (Part 4)

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ouija ouija

There'd probably be hunky firefighters inside those firefighter suits, wouldn't there? :wub:

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MWoo7

And would they look like this?

MATT.gif oh (gif) it crashed dangiT!!!!! sorry about that, messed up the only one liner I've ever done BOOO!!!

here's another go.. LPD5.gif

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Helen of Annoy

Like... ants? 

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purrrpetrator

Did you know (speaking of ants) that the giant anteater (a dense, reddy-brown hardwood carving of which i recently acquired) is native to the grasslands and rainforests of South America, also enjoy termites, carry their young on their backs for up to a year, are known as 'antbears', but are actually members of the sloth family?

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Helen of Annoy

Aren't they charming? :) 

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ouija ouija

Charming and weird; is that all tail at the back or is some of it still body? :wacko:

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Helen of Annoy

I think it's all tail, which is sort of logical, because don't they need some counter-balance to that looooooooong face? 

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acute
6 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said:

don't they need some counter-balance to that looooooooong face? 

Is this one of those "horse walks into a bar" jokes?

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Helen of Annoy

Ah, all right, a horse, an anteater and Hitler walk into a bar, the horse says 'Haaay', the anteater says 'Ant for me.' and Hitler says nothing. So bartender gives hay to the horse and to the anteater too and nothing to Hitler. 

The horse starts chewing happily, but the anteater complains: 'I said ant for me.'

'I gave it to you too.'

'No, you gave me hay.'

'Yes, hay, hay to the horse, and hay to you and... damn, I gave nothing to Hitler. So, hay, Hitler?'

'Heil!!!'

 

Yeah, will you remind me from now on not to invent any jokes anymore? :lol:   

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MWoo7


und Hitler "it ant hay its HEIL! loggerhead"* pffft dummkopf*

Well obviously comedy relief is a difficult job eh?!?!?!?!?!?!!??????  <<< that's called a question.

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MWoo7

internet grindingly slow bottleneck lag

it is what it is eh?!?!?!?????   <<< this too-- a question.  Again internet lag sorry for double postage.

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acute
5 minutes ago, MWoo7 said:

internet grindingly slow bottleneck lag

Was this meant for the Grrr thread?

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Helen of Annoy

Why? What could be annoying about slow internet? *twitches* 

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purrrpetrator

Don't you see how far flung from reality we all must be when, while worrying about like why the internet is slow, or who's data-mining my android, as we speak when, for all we know, there's a 1000-f'n-mile-wide spacecraft, hovering, in midair, behind the moon plotting some unimaginably evil mind control?

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Helen of Annoy

Am I the only one absolutely certain that aliens cannot possibly be more stupidly violent or more disgusting than humans? 

(Of course, not all humans, isn't it always so reassuring and pleasant to meet the good ones? So who wouldn't find some more patience with the imbeciles, because isn't there a possibility they too will one day, or in one reincarnation, resemble the crown instead of the toilet bowl of creation?) 

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ouija ouija

I think my imagination has died .... anyone know a way to revive it?

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Helen of Annoy

Well, aren't fire-fighters good at CPR? 

 

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ouija ouija

There's a little Fire Station just 10mns walk from here, shall I enquire as to whether they need volunteers to practice on? :blush:

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MWoo7

^ ^ ^ ^ ^  ^ ^ ^ ^ ^  Girls are killing me and AND! I've NO FRAMES grrrrr ^ ^ ^ ^ ^   ^ ^ ^ ^ ^


<hr>NOw- isn't everyone running out to find a fireman's Calendar? Edited by MWoo7
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Helen of Annoy

You know, if I tried 5 times and had to delete it as too weird, somewhat too weird or completely awkward, isn't it time I change the subject? :D 

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ouija ouija

:lol: Okay, safe change of subject: what are you having to eat this evening? Will the cauldron be getting a bit of a workout?

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Helen of Annoy

Oh, the cauldron was bubbling yesterday, so we've got enough of leftovers for few days, I'm only making a dessert today: mixed fresh fruits, crushed, with Greek yogurt and just a little bourbon vanilla flavoured sugar (who am I kidding? just a little too much of said sugar), it's a lot like... rough... smoothie, if that doesn't defy the definition of a smoothie?    

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MWoo7

Didn't you forget johnny's wart and witchhazel for just the right spin eh?!?!?!?!?!??!????????? <<<< that's a question.



NOte: Year of the Pig, DOUBLE HEAPING HELPINGS OF EVERYTHING!

. . . just to be safe : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Well, damn *slaps forehead with tentacle* I knew I'll forget something, the only thing I never forget is to forget something, so, how about we give you dry bat wing instead of spoon? 

Wait, damn, we're out of dry bat wings, how about fresh one? It's a little bendy, but it will only make it more interesting, right? 

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MWoo7

Oh NO!

... .  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!  ... what do you do when you've broken your great great great ....( too many))))GRANDMAMA'S brewing/stiring stick/spatchla ?!

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just noting ::::::::::::: not replying fo r a bit////while!!!! and now I'm late LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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