toyomotor Posted May 7, 2019 Author #8726 Share Posted May 7, 2019 12 hours ago, acute said: Are you accusing me of not knowing something? Yep, I accuse you of not knowing a lot of things. How about that? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 7, 2019 Author #8727 Share Posted May 7, 2019 12 hours ago, ouija ouija said: How could he have the nerve to say that to you? How could I not?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 7, 2019 Author #8728 Share Posted May 7, 2019 11 hours ago, purrrpetrator said: strong words.... we're not about to witness an unprecedented, seismic ToyomotoRant fissure forth, are we? (fingers crossed!popcorn at the ready!) Heh, heh, heh, why not? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 7, 2019 #8729 Share Posted May 7, 2019 (edited) acute asked (re purrrpetrator referencing some orange twit): "Which orange twit are you referring to?" THE orange twit... not ALL orange twits, of course!... or shall we just trawl them all?... and sort them out later? maybe toss back the prince, of course - parental duties, etc - not sure about chuck though - isnt he a bit of one? okay we can toss back the entire Dutch Republic, all of Luxembourg, and why not? England, Scotland, and Ireland too but that's it... alright already!... Nassau, too!... happy now? Edited May 7, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 7, 2019 #8730 Share Posted May 7, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, toyomotor said: Yep, I accuse you of not knowing a lot of things. How about that? oy, there's the fissuring, AND the initial tongue of molten lava, breaching... it's happening folks! is this exciting or what? Edited May 7, 2019 by purrrpetrator 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 7, 2019 #8731 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Before I decide, may I know what would be that what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 7, 2019 #8732 Share Posted May 7, 2019 (edited) Before you resume, may I just add the fact that Britain has its own Orange Twit called David Dickinson? Edited May 7, 2019 by acute 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 7, 2019 #8733 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Nah, except for that... surprising skin tone, does he come close to the Twittler? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 10, 2019 #8734 Share Posted May 10, 2019 why is it that that response seems (and has seemed, to me) to be just a tch too 'mainstream', too 'typical' for someone obviously anything but? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 10, 2019 #8735 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Well, why don't we thank whoever is in charge of the Earth at the moment for the small mercy found in the fact that it still is mainstream to think that people painted orange are ridiculous? (Have you seen that in person? I have, it's even worse than on the screen, just like the god awful 'inflatable boat' lips and to make it worse, I've seen both in live for the first time on the one and the same person and I almost jumped out the window, believing I somehow ended up in a parallel horror film reality, Jesus, how is it even possible that she can't see she made a disturbingly ugly clown out of herself? What's wrong with being naturally ugly? Can't these people notice they end up looking much uglier when they try fixing that, what Mother Nature gave them for a reason? I said for a reason, because facial features and build speak of someone's personality, so when they're distorted all you get is distortion, screamingly obvious distortion and who wouldn't run away screaming from that? Kidding, of course, I'm not running away from people with disorders, it's not their fault, but isn't it a little too much to ask from me to pretend like their disorders are not disorders but mere expression of their uniqueness? Ha! Who isn't unique? So what's unique in insisting on uniqueness? Nothing, unless we agree that each disorder manifests uniquely in each individual, which is again so common we, as unique as we are, are so the same in the end and speaking of end, shouldn't I stop ranting already?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 12, 2019 #8736 Share Posted May 12, 2019 not at all, carry on, full tilt, if it please your Highness... the page is yours! but alas, the dog is mine, and, as a dog-lover yourself, I'm sure you understand the importance of regular, vigorous exercise, not to mention being aware, and reading the signs and acting on them, before it becomes a high-pitched whine, right? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2019 #8737 Share Posted May 13, 2019 *opens door for the cat* Highness? Nah, how about no? *opens door for another cat* Because have you seen what people who fell from height look like? *opens door for another cat* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 13, 2019 #8738 Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) no thankfully i usually encounter them as they plummet past, somewhere midway... not wishing any evil upon anyone/thing but isn't that hatopus about due? does seem a little lofty... never heard of a cat door? Edited May 13, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2019 #8739 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Well, one of us would cushion the blow for the other, but how can I be certain exactly which one of us gets to meet the concrete? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 13, 2019 #8740 Share Posted May 13, 2019 wouldn't one be a sort of dull thud? and the other a resounding ring? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 13, 2019 #8741 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Definitely, that's easy, but wasn't it clear I was asking for a trustworthy divination method to tell me which of these sounds would be heard? You know what, I need a test subject first and don't you look like a volunteer? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 14, 2019 Author #8742 Share Posted May 14, 2019 On 11/05/2019 at 5:00 AM, Helen of Annoy said: Well, why don't we thank whoever is in charge of the Earth at the moment for the small mercy found in the fact that it still is mainstream to think that people painted orange are ridiculous? (Have you seen that in person? I have, it's even worse than on the screen, just like the god awful 'inflatable boat' lips and to make it worse, I've seen both in live for the first time on the one and the same person and I almost jumped out the window, believing I somehow ended up in a parallel horror film reality, Jesus, how is it even possible that she can't see she made a disturbingly ugly clown out of herself? What's wrong with being naturally ugly? Can't these people notice they end up looking much uglier when they try fixing that, what Mother Nature gave them for a reason? I said for a reason, because facial features and build speak of someone's personality, so when they're distorted all you get is distortion, screamingly obvious distortion and who wouldn't run away screaming from that? Kidding, of course, I'm not running away from people with disorders, it's not their fault, but isn't it a little too much to ask from me to pretend like their disorders are not disorders but mere expression of their uniqueness? Ha! Who isn't unique? So what's unique in insisting on uniqueness? Nothing, unless we agree that each disorder manifests uniquely in each individual, which is again so common we, as unique as we are, are so the same in the end and speaking of end, shouldn't I stop ranting already?) Disorders? Like being unable to answer a question on one line? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 14, 2019 Author #8743 Share Posted May 14, 2019 On 13/05/2019 at 4:55 AM, purrrpetrator said: not at all, carry on, full tilt, if it please your Highness... the page is yours! but alas, the dog is mine, and, as a dog-lover yourself, I'm sure you understand the importance of regular, vigorous exercise, not to mention being aware, and reading the signs and acting on them, before it becomes a high-pitched whine, right? And the dogs too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 14, 2019 #8744 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Aren't we vicious today? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 14, 2019 #8745 Share Posted May 14, 2019 18 hours ago, toyomotor said: Disorders? Like being unable to answer a question on one line? Exactly! what's the cure? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 14, 2019 #8746 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Have you never heard of Robert Smith? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 14, 2019 #8747 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) No, can you expound? [edit] oh that Robert Smith... no symptoms of logorrhea in that family? Edited May 14, 2019 by purrrpetrator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 15, 2019 Author #8748 Share Posted May 15, 2019 6 hours ago, purrrpetrator said: Exactly! what's the cure? Occams Razor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted May 15, 2019 #8749 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Can you shave that down a tch? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted May 15, 2019 Author #8750 Share Posted May 15, 2019 11 hours ago, purrrpetrator said: Exactly! what's the cure? How about less half page rants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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