Helen of Annoy Posted September 16, 2019 #8876 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Haven't you mistaken me for someone clever? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 18, 2019 #8877 Share Posted September 18, 2019 What are you some sort of clown? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted September 19, 2019 Author #8878 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Are you being sarcastic? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 19, 2019 #8879 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Aren't you too kind? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 27, 2019 #8880 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Can we change the topic to Brexit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 28, 2019 #8881 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Yes, certainly, but can Brexit be changed to be on topic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 28, 2019 #8882 Share Posted September 28, 2019 But why would we want Brexit to be the topic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 28, 2019 #8883 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Because wouldn't it be a lot harder for a handful of self-serving *******s, who are misusing outdated fears of the few, to screw up the future of the many, if the Brexit was on topic? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 28, 2019 #8884 Share Posted September 28, 2019 If you're not married, would you like to be? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 28, 2019 #8885 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Why do you ask? You've got someone to exact really vicious revenge on? Besides, we must type quietly because if my husband reads this, won't he promise you a bag of food and two cats if you take me? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 28, 2019 #8886 Share Posted September 28, 2019 What kind of negotiator would I be, if I accepted anything less than 3 goats and a laptop? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 28, 2019 #8887 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Windows 7 or XP? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted September 30, 2019 Author #8888 Share Posted September 30, 2019 On 9/29/2019 at 5:05 AM, acute said: If you're not married, would you like to be? Are you proposing marriage to Helen? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 30, 2019 #8889 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Are you jealous, relieved or both? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 1, 2019 #8890 Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 2:58 AM, toyomotor said: Are you proposing marriage to Helen? Is proposing to married women what passes for dating these days? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 1, 2019 #8891 Share Posted October 1, 2019 What does not pass for anything these days? Especially with married women, don't you know they're the worst... err... except me, of course, did you know I'm practically a saint? Saint Helen of Tourette? As in Tourette Syndrome? Don't I wish I legitimately have one so I can have a good excuse for my sudden bouts of swearing? What do you say? Any better suggestions? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 1, 2019 #8892 Share Posted October 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: Any better suggestions? Demonic Possession always goes down well with the god-botherers, so why not try that as an excuse? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 1, 2019 #8893 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I'm not as flexible as I used to be, you know, time takes its toll, who would believe me I'm possessed if I can't actually do this? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 1, 2019 #8894 Share Posted October 1, 2019 Isn't that the minimum requirement for a convincing display? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 1, 2019 #8895 Share Posted October 1, 2019 It seems so, but doesn't it make you wonder why would demons be so interested in turning people into gymnasts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted October 3, 2019 Author #8896 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Does anyone think that the Americans will ever learn to speak English? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 3, 2019 #8897 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Isn't it good fun trying to work out what the "frack" they are talking about? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 3, 2019 #8898 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Vell, trut bee told, vouldn't you have eeven more fun trying to decifer my aktsent? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 3, 2019 #8899 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Is this a form of phonetic dyslexia, 'Cause, I understood that fine? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 3, 2019 #8900 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Tentacle hug first! I missed you. *wipes tear with a tentacle* ahem. Doesn't that prove that 'where there's a will, there's a way' is true? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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