RoseDancer Posted October 16, 2019 #9001 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Just what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 16, 2019 #9002 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Is this more sphincter-based humour that I'm not familiar with? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 16, 2019 #9003 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Time for a change? Of subject? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 16, 2019 #9004 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Can we talk about my love for chocolate? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 16, 2019 #9005 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Are you actually, Mister 'Swings Gillette, above head', guy? ....Whats his face....'OverSword', that's it... in disguise? As, he's a chocolate lover too? You should exchange love sonnets to the cocoa, no? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 20, 2019 #9006 Share Posted October 20, 2019 Shall i just keep on talking with myself then? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 21, 2019 #9007 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Don't you know what they say to people who talk to themselves? Leave the fool alone already, what else? It never stopped me from talking to myself though, especially if I've got a dilemma to think through, did you notice how things you've been thinking about may sound completely different when said out loud? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 21, 2019 #9008 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Wouldn't it be helpful to arrange a meeting of all your personalities to pronounce judgement on important matters, as I do? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 21, 2019 #9009 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Only the most important matters, because isn't talking to myself in public one thing and trying to strangle myself something completely else? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9010 Share Posted October 24, 2019 When it comes to latter, Trying to top ones self...By self strangulation is most def', one of the top fails. As you would pass out, well before completing the task... Wouldn't you? Am i being too practical? Or have i just thought about this too much? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2019 #9011 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Can one ever be too practical? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9012 Share Posted October 24, 2019 I am one for doing things properly, if one is going to do it at all.... May be i'm the wrong person to ask? So..... What shall we chew on now, then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2019 #9013 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Speaking of chewing, did you know that in this part of the world people would chew small pieces of dried octopus, as some sort of chewing gum, with really interesting flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9014 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Have you tried it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2019 #9015 Share Posted October 24, 2019 God, no, what would my Hatopus say? Besides, don't you think such adventure would cost me a tooth or two? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9016 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Around here, in ye olden time. They may well have chewed on some dried seaweed. I have used dried seaweed in some Japanese dishes and the Welsh seaweed, in a few breads, cheeses and omelettes.....but that's not a question, is it? Urrm..... Do you still have teeth? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 24, 2019 #9017 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Of course I've got teeth, currently they're in the upstairs bathroom, soaking in nice, bubbly bath in their glass ... and do you know what's the best part about losing your natural teeth? You can simply take your fake ones out and see if there's any lettuce stuck there, because isn't that a kind of mystery everyone wants to be solved? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 24, 2019 #9018 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Do you disengage the hatopus to remove your teeth, or does the hatopus "pass them" out? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Totally Oh, my... you just crack me up. I'm exhausted from laughing so much, ...i Can't breathhhhhhh lettuccce ... Who'd, have thought i could laugh so much over a lettuce? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9020 Share Posted October 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, acute said: Do you disengage the hatopus to remove your teeth, or does the hatopus "pass them" out? Good question, Mister A...Carry on, whilst i compose myself... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted October 24, 2019 #9021 Share Posted October 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Blue Star said: Good question, Mister A...Carry on, whilst i compose myself... Do you really need time to compose yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 24, 2019 #9022 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Have you never laughed so much you couldn't breath? .....Well, i couldn't breath for laughing. Mrs H of A is so funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 25, 2019 #9023 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Will you believe me I sometimes wonder just how impossible my life would be if I wasn't laughing at myself so often? (I usually ask myself that question after meeting one of those people who take themselves so very seriously you can instantly tell their self-esteem is hovering around zero and doesn't that make me wonder why that happens?) Anyway, how about I share a secret with you? The absolute best part of losing your natural teeth? You can bet you can bite your own behind and men will accept your bet, expecting some perverted gymnastics show, only to see you calmly remove your dentures, demonstrate your unnatural ability without any contortionism and isn't seeing their faces even more rewarding than money you just earned? Kidding, what could be more rewarding than cash? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 25, 2019 #9024 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Is that one of your party tricks? I can walk on stilts just so you know 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 25, 2019 #9025 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Is that really on a par with me being able to wiggle my ears? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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