acute Posted January 18, 2020 #9326 Share Posted January 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Except the hair? Do you think toyo must be green with envy? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 18, 2020 #9327 Share Posted January 18, 2020 I don't know, why don't you tell me - would an average guy really envy another guy who has to shave his whole face? But take care not to shave the eyebrows off? Besides, isn't this latest and ridiculous growing a beard fashion the result of laziness? (Just act like you don't know I'm a professional bearded lady in real life, okay?) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2020 #9328 Share Posted January 18, 2020 So..... I'm not the only person to hate all these Hipster beards? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 18, 2020 #9329 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Well, when a man has a beard, that's all right, but when a beard has a boy attached to itself, isn't that a sort of false advertising? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 18, 2020 #9330 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Isn't it necessary to remove the beard to ascertain the age of the host? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 18, 2020 #9331 Share Posted January 18, 2020 No, not at all, I can tell the age by the curvature of the spine, but it does get removed from food, the beard, that is, not the spine, spine is quite interesting to pick... anyway, would you believe me people tend to scream like you're going to eat them when they realize you're going to eat them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1truebat Posted January 19, 2020 #9332 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Can you define “Harmless”? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2020 Author #9333 Share Posted January 19, 2020 10 hours ago, acute said: Do you think toyo must be green with envy? Why should he be? Charming, handsome, witty, what more could I want? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 19, 2020 Author #9334 Share Posted January 19, 2020 On 1/15/2020 at 4:02 AM, CuteMeetsSmart said: I think so! Do you want to join me on a couch dance? After all your avatar says you're a cat too. A big cat. lol. Aren't you? Are we talking couch dance here or Lap Dance? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted January 19, 2020 #9335 Share Posted January 19, 2020 4 hours ago, toyomotor said: Are we talking couch dance here or Lap Dance? Which one do you like better? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 19, 2020 #9336 Share Posted January 19, 2020 Only one of those wouldn't give him a heart-attack, so how about you don't let him choose? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted January 20, 2020 #9337 Share Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) 22 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Only one of those wouldn't give him a heart-attack, so how about you don't let him choose? What heart? Does toyomotor actually have a heart?! Edited January 20, 2020 by CuteMeetsSmart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 20, 2020 #9338 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Absolutely, a heart of gold, only he keeps it in a rusty old tin, on purpose, so it doesn't get stolen just like that, or you don't believe me it's true? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted January 21, 2020 #9339 Share Posted January 21, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, Helen of Annoy said: Absolutely, a heart of gold, only he keeps it in a rusty old tin, on purpose, so it doesn't get stolen just like that, or you don't believe me it's true? You know what they say: pics or it didn't happen. Are you willing to show me a picture of that rusty old tin which allegedly contains toymotor's heart? Edited January 21, 2020 by CuteMeetsSmart 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 21, 2020 #9340 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Toyo has a rusty heart?!? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 21, 2020 #9341 Share Posted January 21, 2020 What has this world come to if you don't believe me without pictures? Me? So here it is... just this once... it's not really a tin, it's an old milk pail, because his heart is too big for a can... just ignore the wheel, they keep falling out of his head, as soon as you put one back the other one falls out and so on... now, will excuse me, I have to put it back, before he notices? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 22, 2020 Author #9342 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Why are people so unkind? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 22, 2020 #9343 Share Posted January 22, 2020 What on Earth was unkind about that? Sunflowers? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imrunningthismonkeyfarm Posted January 22, 2020 #9344 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Because they always DIE! Wouldn’t you prefer a gift that keeps on giving? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 23, 2020 #9345 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Such as... yourself? On rare occasions when you do show up? Which reminds me I don't know you because how could I still know you after you've been gone, vanished, disappeared, lost... for so long? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyomotor Posted January 26, 2020 Author #9346 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Why is everybody always pickin' on me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 26, 2020 #9347 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Who was picking on you now and why would you promote that person into 'everybody'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuteMeetsSmart Posted January 26, 2020 #9348 Share Posted January 26, 2020 10 hours ago, toyomotor said: Why is everybody always pickin' on me? By everybody, your mean, me? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted January 26, 2020 #9349 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Mean you, why did you pick on toyo? Don't you know you are not supposed to touch museum exhibits at all? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted January 26, 2020 #9350 Share Posted January 26, 2020 42 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: Mean you, why did you pick on toyo? Don't you know you are not supposed to touch museum exhibits at all? Dd it ever occur to your little octopus hat wearing brain that some of us might worship at the alter of Toyo because he chose an avatar name that reflects some of our allegiance to the Japanese even after WWII by driving exclusively, Tacomas and Corollas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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