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Answer a Question With A Question (Part 4)

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CuteMeetsSmart

Ghost rodents?! Maybe it's time to call the Catbusters?! I know what you are thinking. Catbusters? Shouldn't we call the rodentbusters instead?! Yes but don't you know they are out of town?

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for busting. 

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Wait, who's the moron who mixed threads up? I'm the moron who mixed threads up, did you even have to ask? :lol: 

 

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CuteMeetsSmart

Don't you agree that the octopus in your head is the moron who mixed threads up not you? Do you think it got its wires crossed and needs to be seen by a specialist as soon as possible? :lol:

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Helen of Annoy

Do you happen to know a good hatopus neurologist? 

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toyomotor

A friend of mine contracted a virus, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN  FLAMIN' COMPUTER. How, why?

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CuteMeetsSmart

Why don't you Helen and you toyo, take both the hatapus and the friend to see the same doctor? Do you guys want me to check if Dr. Frankenstein has any appointments available? :lol:

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Helen of Annoy

How can you advise me to go anywhere with toyo now? Am I supposed to be such a good friend with toyo to share his viruses? 

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toyomotor

And another thing. A Mobile Phone app has now been developed to chart a woman's monthly cycle. Crazy!! Most of them don't even have a bike. What's going on here?

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Helen of Annoy

So you didn't notice before that women are such cycling enthusiasts they're completely beside themselves when they're late to their regular cycling event? 

And while I'm sure you'd love to hear where we hide these bikes of ours, won't it remain one of those unexplained mysteries? 

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toyomotor

So, the phone app only relates to whose women have bikes?

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Helen of Annoy

Yes and it has to be a bike that keeps leaking on the rug, so now you'll ask me who keeps a bike in their house, instead of garage, won't you?  

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toyomotor

Who?, Me?

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Helen of Annoy

What, you too? 

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Blue Star

May be you should both replace the rug?

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Helen of Annoy

Someone pulled out the plug? 

*takes a bewildered look in direction of the bike*

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Blue Star

Did you mean, rug or plug?

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Helen of Annoy

Both, but everything's in place, so how about we change the subject? Who could talk about bikes all the time? 

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Blue Star

May be not all the time......But i could get a few days worth out of it, metaphorically speaking through hyperboles or similes. but i'm not in the mood.

Do you think it important to knew the difference between a hyperbole and a simile?

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Helen of Annoy

Well, I have no idea what's the difference and I'm still alive, if that was of any help? 

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Blue Star

It has been my unfortunate experience,

Of pompous asses, talking out of their haughty, turned up, pig snouts, about the intellectually proper names.  To be verbally slaughtered in my lack of education in pigeon holing which is which. It being more important to them that i know the difference. 

Than,

The actual live, living, matter of their very use, colour or flavouring in speech or written word. Similes, hyperboles and metaphors in real time usage and comprehension.

How twisted humans can get over what of which, really matters or is simply a tag number.

This is my rant for today, Question is ?....I'm still rampaging inside, i don't have one, give me a minute or two, to compose myself.

Nope, i don't have a question....Does this mean i have killed the tread?  There, better, the universe is restored, isn't it?

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Helen of Annoy

Yes, the universe is restored and the thread is equally undead as it ever was :D so is there any reason to feel guilty for a little rant? 

Besides, isn't ranting what Internet is for?

 

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Blue Star

good question.

Firstly,  I didn't feel guilty, just annoyance that in the past, i allowed such ****ing bores to upset me so.

Second, In general, I don't use the internet for ranting but i can see why you would say that....A question then?.....

What do you think of the art works of the painter Caravaggio?

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Helen of Annoy

I think my peasant brain can't fully appreciate them in all their glory, but who wouldn't love them on intuitive level? 

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