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Mark One

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Doc Mark I have video proof of your medical malpractices. I think that if you'd like to keep your business open then we need to talk $$$.

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Yah lad,cum rownd an chat abit on it. Will mek us a "special" cup ov tee

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I think I can understand everything you say. I'm afraid it can only be a brain tumor causing that.

Can you cure it or I have to look for a specialist?

Yer brane will nid(need) ter be took owt so ah can luk fah bumps lass. But fost(first) shift thee fase mask. Dunt be shy Ive sin it all befoh

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Interesting Words from Dr Marks dictionary of Wods.part 1

Lass - female

Bod - a common person

On him - Obviously

On it - Right away

Befah - Before

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No, you haven't seen this before. There's a reason why I was not just allowed but asked nicely to take only photos of the back of my head instead of my face, even for official documents.

So, are you into plastic surgery too?

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Dat bold bod luks lick Karl Pilkintons dad lad.

Burrah dunt do dat son. Me more lick dah taxi bod in Sherlock, ah study int Pink on him.

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Wods Part 2

Burrah, But I...

Dunt, dont

Dah, the, yours

Lick, Look

Int, In, in the, isnt it

Me owd, my old friend

Brown bread, dead, over cooked and defunct

Lad, boy, younger male than yourself

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No, you haven't seen this before. There's a reason why I was not just allowed but asked nicely to take only photos of the back of my head instead of my face, even for official documents.

So, are you into plastic surgery too?

Nah dah plastik slap isd a new un on me on him. Cud yus clay ter form ah lik hover molusk an yus tis legs ter form air on yer nut?

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What?!

No terraforming on my nuts especially since I have no nuts and definitely not one nut only. And no clay. You don't fix this magnitude of ugly with clay. I'd simply wear makeup if you could fix it with plaster and other light construction materials.

And I'm not letting any air anywhere just like that, it's how you get draught and it's deadly. What doctor doesn't know about dangers of draught? You're not one of those charlatans, are you?

edit: Can I see your diploma?

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Me frum dah skool ov life luv. Self tut(taught)

Wats all dis riff-raff abowt drafts? Yer air (hair), dem legs cud be crafted int fasion style on him.

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Oh, no, no, no... it's one thing to play with people's health and something completely else to mess their air up. Stand at least three feet away from me. Downwind.

Now, I think I dislocated my tongue trying to read your posts out loud. I'm desperate so I'll take even your advice.

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Did appen ter me lass, many muns(moons) ago, dats why me wods sownd all rong-un on him. If thee av false teef ad check em quick lass. If yee tong(ue) tied ah cud fit won ov me woodun tongs on it.

Me av un vaaluntine offer on woodun tongs - un free kiss on yer cheek on him. :D Blrrrrggghhhh, urrrgggghhh, wers me fag liter? (ciggie lighter)

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I suppose we all have to be thankful that Dr Mark never worked for the Samaritans That voice would have caused more problems than offer solutions and give sound advice. *

*Ah spose thee all av ter bee fanks dat Dokter Mirk dint wok foh dah Samarytons on him. Dat voyce wud av cossed mor probs dan solute-onions on him.

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Am finkin ov doin ah blog on him bout me day ter day lith. Buh feel puh ovv by ow bods dunt undahstan me :(

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Dotty bugger! Eet plenty ov cheese tur ton you off. By sum hinze spagety leters an formum int this on yer playt...

GRO UP ON HIM

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Doktor Mirks sergary tis clossed. Av got un cold, nid me kip fer ah few days innit.

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Jus ter let yer hall no. Me god ah new helpah. Dr Bin is thah nayme.

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Is gud wiv coffin dodjers two.

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An he lykes ter help dah yung-uns two.

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He looks familiar :huh: . Dr. Bin, you say? He isn't related to that Laden fellow, is he? :unsure2:

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Nah lass cos yer finkin abowt dah Bun laydun.

Dr Bin sez orate ter yer lass

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I sprained my tongue.

No, you sick perverts. No.

I was trying to lick my nose. That's how it happened. Which doesn't matter, but there, now you know it all.

How can I speed up my recovery and more important how can I avoid such injury in my future attempts to lick my own nose?

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Um, Mr Dr bin wud luv ter hellp but is pussled. Yer dunt apper ter av a tong or nos lass.

Me own solyoushion is ter saw off yer nos an den yer can playce it in yer gob lass. Non mor nos strayne.

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But how will I smell without my nose?

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Tha still breef thru it, that still snif thru it onnim. Trus me, am a doktor.

Hares won ah did her-ly-her (earlier) :)

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