Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #101 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Doc Mark I have video proof of your medical malpractices. I think that if you'd like to keep your business open then we need to talk $$$. Yah lad,cum rownd an chat abit on it. Will mek us a "special" cup ov tee 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #102 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I think I can understand everything you say. I'm afraid it can only be a brain tumor causing that. Can you cure it or I have to look for a specialist? Yer brane will nid(need) ter be took owt so ah can luk fah bumps lass. But fost(first) shift thee fase mask. Dunt be shy Ive sin it all befoh 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #103 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Interesting Words from Dr Marks dictionary of Wods.part 1 Lass - female Bod - a common person On him - Obviously On it - Right away Befah - Before 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 12, 2016 #104 Share Posted February 12, 2016 (edited) No, you haven't seen this before. There's a reason why I was not just allowed but asked nicely to take only photos of the back of my head instead of my face, even for official documents. So, are you into plastic surgery too? Edited February 12, 2016 by Helen of Annoy 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted February 12, 2016 #105 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Yah lad,cum rownd an chat abit on it. Will mek us a "special" cup ov tee 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #106 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Dat bold bod luks lick Karl Pilkintons dad lad. Burrah dunt do dat son. Me more lick dah taxi bod in Sherlock, ah study int Pink on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #107 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Wods Part 2 Burrah, But I... Dunt, dont Dah, the, yours Lick, Look Int, In, in the, isnt it Me owd, my old friend Brown bread, dead, over cooked and defunct Lad, boy, younger male than yourself 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 12, 2016 Author #108 Share Posted February 12, 2016 No, you haven't seen this before. There's a reason why I was not just allowed but asked nicely to take only photos of the back of my head instead of my face, even for official documents. So, are you into plastic surgery too? Nah dah plastik slap isd a new un on me on him. Cud yus clay ter form ah lik hover molusk an yus tis legs ter form air on yer nut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 13, 2016 #109 Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) What?! No terraforming on my nuts especially since I have no nuts and definitely not one nut only. And no clay. You don't fix this magnitude of ugly with clay. I'd simply wear makeup if you could fix it with plaster and other light construction materials. And I'm not letting any air anywhere just like that, it's how you get draught and it's deadly. What doctor doesn't know about dangers of draught? You're not one of those charlatans, are you? edit: Can I see your diploma? Edited February 13, 2016 by Helen of Annoy 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 13, 2016 Author #110 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Me frum dah skool ov life luv. Self tut(taught) Wats all dis riff-raff abowt drafts? Yer air (hair), dem legs cud be crafted int fasion style on him. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted February 13, 2016 #111 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Oh, no, no, no... it's one thing to play with people's health and something completely else to mess their air up. Stand at least three feet away from me. Downwind. Now, I think I dislocated my tongue trying to read your posts out loud. I'm desperate so I'll take even your advice. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 13, 2016 Author #112 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Did appen ter me lass, many muns(moons) ago, dats why me wods sownd all rong-un on him. If thee av false teef ad check em quick lass. If yee tong(ue) tied ah cud fit won ov me woodun tongs on it. Me av un vaaluntine offer on woodun tongs - un free kiss on yer cheek on him. Blrrrrggghhhh, urrrgggghhh, wers me fag liter? (ciggie lighter) 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 13, 2016 Author #113 Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) I suppose we all have to be thankful that Dr Mark never worked for the Samaritans That voice would have caused more problems than offer solutions and give sound advice. * *Ah spose thee all av ter bee fanks dat Dokter Mirk dint wok foh dah Samarytons on him. Dat voyce wud av cossed mor probs dan solute-onions on him. Edited February 13, 2016 by Mark One 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 14, 2016 Author #114 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Am finkin ov doin ah blog on him bout me day ter day lith. Buh feel puh ovv by ow bods dunt undahstan me 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 14, 2016 #115 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Dr. Mark, I am addicted to Harry Potter animated porn. Please help! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 14, 2016 Author #116 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Dotty bugger! Eet plenty ov cheese tur ton you off. By sum hinze spagety leters an formum int this on yer playt... GRO UP ON HIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 17, 2016 Author #117 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Doktor Mirks sergary tis clossed. Av got un cold, nid me kip fer ah few days innit. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 18, 2016 Author #118 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Jus ter let yer hall no. Me god ah new helpah. Dr Bin is thah nayme. Is gud wiv coffin dodjers two. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 18, 2016 Author #119 Share Posted May 18, 2016 An he lykes ter help dah yung-uns two. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 18, 2016 #120 Share Posted May 18, 2016 He looks familiar . Dr. Bin, you say? He isn't related to that Laden fellow, is he? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 20, 2016 Author #121 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Nah lass cos yer finkin abowt dah Bun laydun. Dr Bin sez orate ter yer lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 20, 2016 #122 Share Posted May 20, 2016 (edited) I sprained my tongue. No, you sick perverts. No. I was trying to lick my nose. That's how it happened. Which doesn't matter, but there, now you know it all. How can I speed up my recovery and more important how can I avoid such injury in my future attempts to lick my own nose? Edited May 20, 2016 by Helen of Annoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 20, 2016 Author #123 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Um, Mr Dr bin wud luv ter hellp but is pussled. Yer dunt apper ter av a tong or nos lass. Me own solyoushion is ter saw off yer nos an den yer can playce it in yer gob lass. Non mor nos strayne. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted May 20, 2016 #124 Share Posted May 20, 2016 But how will I smell without my nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 20, 2016 Author #125 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Tha still breef thru it, that still snif thru it onnim. Trus me, am a doktor. Hares won ah did her-ly-her (earlier) 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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