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Man Changes His Name To 'Cheeseburger'


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London man Simon Smith decided he's had enough of his boring name and opted for the slightly more exotic 'Bacon Double Cheeseburger' instead.

The 33-year-old has officially changed his name by deed poll to the Burger King favourite after deciding that his name until now just wasn't that important.

https://uk.news.yaho...-105041721.html

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Now he can wear a t shirt that says "eat me" and it won't be an insult to anyone!

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All he has to do now is find some Irish-German person named Side O'Fries and start a business.

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All he has to do now is find some Irish-German person named Side O'Fries and start a business.

Is that Side O'Fries guy any relation to Paddy O'Furniture?...

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What a Whopper of a tale. (heh-heh)

Wonder how long it will be before he gets tired of his new name?

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Now his pick-up line is probably, "Yes, you can haz cheeseburger."

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Now he can wear a t shirt that says "eat me" and it won't be an insult to anyone!

Vegans would be insulted.

Never underestimate the will of the easily offended!

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Hopefully he doesn't start hanging out with this guy and start getting into trouble. :P

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I'm sure hanging out with the Hamburgler would make him Grimmace.

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Why is this considered news???

You could ask that about 95% of news stories these days..

At least he didn't change it to "Kardashian"...

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People these days are hilarious....the guy is awesome. He had bravery doing so, he will for sure be judged.

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Now his pick-up line is probably, "Yes, you can haz cheeseburger."

He can then ask if the young lady would like fries or onion rings.
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You could ask that about 95% of news stories these days..

At least he didn't change it to "Kardashian"...

Those are nuts, not burgers.
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I love threads like this where the jokes are endless

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Now all he has to do is change his address to "Paradise."

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