Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 #1 Share Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) After winning half a million on a scratch card,the world soon became Dr Marks oyster. But since he doesn't like travelling he decided to put all of his capital into a run down pub. You know, the one that had all its lead stolen and was once a squatters refuge. Well now its been renovated and looks a right treat to the eyes. So why don't you come inside, order a drink and then unwind by the coal fire. You can even chat to the staff and tell them what kind of day you've had. Theres even posh toilet paper in the gents too! Every Saturday night is karaoke night - you wont believe the old doc can actually sing! Friday nights between 7pm and 9pm is pound a pint. Sunday is Pie and a free pint day. Closing time is 3am. So, come on down and talk politics, worry about the ozone layer and ice caps, noisy neighbours, that new car your dreaming off etc,etc. Come and join the gang. We cant wait to meet you! Edited March 9, 2016 by Mark One 8 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 Author #2 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Just to point out... The car park is massive! 9 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlawde Posted March 9, 2016 #3 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Boards on the windows are a good idea. That way no one will "accidentally" fall out of one 5 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 9, 2016 #4 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Evening Doc, Please pour me a Guinness. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlawde Posted March 9, 2016 #5 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Got any belgium brews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 Author #6 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Evening Doc, Please pour me a Guinness. Cumin rate up lad. As thee bin busy t`day? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 Author #7 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Got any belgium brews? Erm, let me luk...yep pal. Fosters, Carlin Blak label, ASDA Smart pryce? 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlawde Posted March 9, 2016 #8 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Give me something dark and rich. Whatcha got for snacks? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 Author #9 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Here yer guh, me own Dr Marks black stuff, 9%. Ignore thah coff syrup taste - dats jus for flayvorin Snaks*scratches his head* pok scratchins, prun coktale crisps, ham buttys, home made sozzage pie? 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlawde Posted March 9, 2016 #10 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Sausage pie! And yes, I like the high alcohol beers, cough syrup or not! So what's the news of the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 9, 2016 Author #11 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Ah see dat Rover won again...Yer any gud with plumming? Dah water tank is bloked again wiv a ded pigeon. Renta kill cummin tomorra to kill dah silverfish in dah kitchen, Nora! Shovel a slice ov dat sozzage paste pie foh Via...Veeah....ah cusomer. Soh ows dah missus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #12 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Wen yerv finished yer pie why not chek owt dah games room. Wi play games diffo round here. 7 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 10, 2016 #13 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Cumin rate up lad. As thee bin busy t`day? Busy tryin not ta git caught sleeping on tha job. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #14 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Busy tryin not ta git caught sleeping on tha job. Stick something similar to your avatar on your desktop then. If anyone catches you doing little show them the installation window 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted March 10, 2016 #15 Share Posted March 10, 2016 ~ ~ Well helloooo thar boyzens ... gals ~ 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 10, 2016 #16 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Pour me a pint, it's a long week at work as management higher ups are observing us this week. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #17 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Coming right up tc. The doc is messing with the barrels and the pumps at the moment. Here you go, try this - a Turbo. A pint pot half filled with lager and then topped up with Smirnoff Ice. Pressure from above hey? Lets see what's of the TV (above the fire place) to help you unwind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #18 Share Posted March 10, 2016 * Mark shares something he read in the local newspaper * http://www.anorak.co.uk/427543/strange-but-true/icleand-is-putting-coloured-cheddar-cheese-in-security-boxes-to-deter-bandits.html/ * He then changes the TV channel whilst collecting glasses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted March 10, 2016 #19 Share Posted March 10, 2016 A pint of snake bite. If you would, please, good sir....So what's on the jukebox???? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted March 10, 2016 #20 Share Posted March 10, 2016 (edited) *sidles on up next to his best girl* So Bluey, can I get you a few shots of tequila? Edited March 10, 2016 by OverSword 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #21 Share Posted March 10, 2016 * The doc sticks his finger in his ear before removing it to study the wax content* Well dis towns fave is dis me dear...ooh, is dat a new hairstyle luv? See dis town is mostly ruined trash, plenty ov rats minds. *overweight 60yr old lady in black leather clothing jumps up and begins to boogie* *someones dog starts to howl as the gents erupts with the sounds of a flushing toilet* 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #22 Share Posted March 10, 2016 *sidles on up next to his best girl* So Bluey, can I get you a few shots of tequila? By heck you too, wat a luvly cupple! Whats that Harold! A double brandy and a babysham with a packet of dry roasted peanuts? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 10, 2016 Author #23 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Here....the lads where in last week showing off their latest darts win. And here is a photo of their significant others. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlawde Posted March 11, 2016 #24 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Man, I need more beer. Those women are ugly! barkeep, beer goggles please! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 11, 2016 Author #25 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Welcome to the grasping town of Weevilton. Your more than welcome to stay, but not allowed to leave. One pint sir, oh and its grab a granny night tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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