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Mark One

The George And The Dragon is now open.

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Mark One

After winning half a million on a scratch card,the world soon became Dr Marks oyster. But since he doesn't like travelling he decided to put all of his capital into a run down pub. You know, the one that had all its lead stolen and was once a squatters refuge. Well now its been renovated and looks a right treat to the eyes. So why don't you come inside, order a drink and then unwind by the coal fire. You can even chat to the staff and tell them what kind of day you've had. Theres even posh toilet paper in the gents too!

Every Saturday night is karaoke night - you wont believe the old doc can actually sing!

Friday nights between 7pm and 9pm is pound a pint.

Sunday is Pie and a free pint day.

Closing time is 3am.

So, come on down and talk politics, worry about the ozone layer and ice caps, noisy neighbours, that new car your dreaming off etc,etc.

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Come and join the gang.

We cant wait to meet you!

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Mark One

Just to point out...

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The car park is massive!

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Vlawde

Boards on the windows are a good idea. That way no one will "accidentally" fall out of one

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OverSword

Evening Doc, Please pour me a Guinness.

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Vlawde

Got any belgium brews?

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Mark One

Evening Doc, Please pour me a Guinness.

Cumin rate up lad. As thee bin busy t`day?

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Mark One

Got any belgium brews?

Erm, let me luk...yep pal. Fosters, Carlin Blak label, ASDA Smart pryce?

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Vlawde

Give me something dark and rich. Whatcha got for snacks?

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Mark One

Here yer guh, me own Dr Marks black stuff, 9%. Ignore thah coff syrup taste - dats jus for flayvorin

Snaks*scratches his head* pok scratchins, prun coktale crisps, ham buttys, home made sozzage pie?

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Vlawde

Sausage pie! And yes, I like the high alcohol beers, cough syrup or not! So what's the news of the day?

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Mark One

Ah see dat Rover won again...Yer any gud with plumming? Dah water tank is bloked again wiv a ded pigeon.

Renta kill cummin tomorra to kill dah silverfish in dah kitchen,

Nora! Shovel a slice ov dat sozzage paste pie foh Via...Veeah....ah cusomer.

Soh ows dah missus?

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Mark One

Wen yerv finished yer pie why not chek owt dah games room. Wi play games diffo round here.

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OverSword

Cumin rate up lad. As thee bin busy t`day?

Busy tryin not ta git caught sleeping on tha job.
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Mark One

Busy tryin not ta git caught sleeping on tha job.

Stick something similar to your avatar on your desktop then. If anyone catches you doing little show them the installation window :)

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third_eye

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Well helloooo thar boyzens ... gals

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tcgram

Pour me a pint, it's a long week at work as management higher ups are observing us this week.

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Mark One

Coming right up tc. The doc is messing with the barrels and the pumps at the moment. Here you go, try this - a Turbo. A pint pot half filled with lager and then topped up with Smirnoff Ice.

Pressure from above hey? Lets see what's of the TV (above the fire place) to help you unwind.

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Blue Star

A pint of snake bite. If you would, please, good sir....So what's on the jukebox????

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OverSword

*sidles on up next to his best girl* So Bluey, can I get you a few shots of tequila?

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Mark One

* The doc sticks his finger in his ear before removing it to study the wax content*

Well dis towns fave is dis me dear...ooh, is dat a new hairstyle luv? See dis town is mostly ruined trash, plenty ov rats minds.

*overweight 60yr old lady in black leather clothing jumps up and begins to boogie*

*someones dog starts to howl as the gents erupts with the sounds of a flushing toilet*

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*sidles on up next to his best girl* So Bluey, can I get you a few shots of tequila?

By heck you too, wat a luvly cupple!

Whats that Harold! A double brandy and a babysham with a packet of dry roasted peanuts?

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Mark One

Here....the lads where in last week showing off their latest darts win.

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And here is a photo of their significant others.

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Vlawde

Man, I need more beer. Those women are ugly! barkeep, beer goggles please! :)

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Mark One

Welcome to the grasping town of Weevilton. Your more than welcome to stay, but not allowed to leave.

One pint sir, oh and its grab a granny night tonight!

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