Mark One Posted March 20, 2016 Author #51 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Well, its sure bin a quiet un t`day. No punters ter speek ov. An dey say dah pub game is ah dyin won. Ah well I will av ter drink it all me sen den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 3, 2016 Author #52 Share Posted May 3, 2016 (edited) *a ticking clock fills the gloom and dusty silence* Um....ah see dat Lester sity did well dis wickend drawing with Manchestar you-nited onnit.... Notts cownty ar struglin mind. *Dr Mark turns away from the mirror above the fire place and returns to his spot behind the bar of his empty pub* Edited May 3, 2016 by Mark One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 3, 2016 Author #53 Share Posted May 3, 2016 That wet paint sign in the gents ISN'T an instruction!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 11, 2017 #54 Share Posted June 11, 2017 What's going on with this pub? It's been closed for renovation for over a year now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #55 Share Posted June 11, 2017 4 hours ago, acute said: What's going on with this pub? It's been closed for renovation for over a year now. Doc Mark moved abroad mate. The pub is haunted see and he couldnt handle it so he moved to Newcastle where they all speak in a funny tongue. I`m running it now and have made a few changes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #56 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Well it all kicked off here the other night when a bunch on coal miners got into an argument. One of them felt so miffed that he ran home after promising to return with his garden shed Hatchet! He never came back though and we later learned that on his way home he had suddenly felt very tired. At the same time he also deemed the middle of the road a safe place to kip. He spent the night in the cells. If only he had made it all the way down Robertson Road - there is a nice comfy looking park bench there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 11, 2017 #57 Share Posted June 11, 2017 The beer's better than it was. Mark never cleaned the pipes! (or the tables) (or the bar) (or the toilets) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 11, 2017 #58 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Am I aloud in or do I have to sit in the car with a bag of crisps and a coke with a straw 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 11, 2017 #59 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Whats the crack with the haunting thing. Can you do a ghost hunting night? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #60 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Am I aloud in or do I have to sit in the car with a bag of crisps and a coke with a straw The old doc would have welcomed you with... Cum in yung-un an try me special brew onnit So lets pretend your 21yrs old so you can try a pint of best. Ive even set up a games machine! Have you ever heard of a sega master system? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #61 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, acute said: (or the toilets) Yes I agree. But every time he visited the gents...oh those noises he made for 5 minutes just before returning to the bar to serve tripe and crumpets - yuk! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #62 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Whats the crack with the haunting thing. Can you do a ghost hunting night? Well we did try that one night. We even employed the services of that scouser bloke from Most Haunted I soon sent him off with a flea in his ear! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #63 Share Posted June 11, 2017 (edited) Erm folks, this is a pub you know. A place where you slurp and churp on about stuff. Why not share an interesting tale here whilst your drinking for real - that would make the G & D a virtual reality *yikes* Suggestions The size of that cod you once caught. That bird over there is a bit of alright. Check out this app on me phone Neil. You know my nieghbour...well guess what... What do you think your looking at! Have you seen whats written on the wall in the gents? You see this ball pein hammer here mate!!!! I think you have got pretty eyes. Wanna go round the back? Edited June 11, 2017 by Big Mirk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 11, 2017 #64 Share Posted June 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Big Mirk said: Erm folks, this is a pub you know. A place where you slurp and churp on about stuff. Why not share an interesting tale here whilst your drinking for real - that would make the G & D a virtual reality *yikes* Suggestions The size of that cod you once caught. That bird over there is a bit of alright. Check out this app on me phone Neil. You know my nieghbour...well guess what... What do you think your looking at! Have you seen whats written on the wall in the gents? You see this ball pein hammer here mate!!!! I think you have got pretty eyes. Wanna go round the back? If you have a ghost hunting night we could discuss that. If you do the 'moving glass / bottle falling off shelf' thing with a bit of string or the cellar door opening by itself...obviously the string thing again, then we could be the witnesses...i could be Evette Fielding and scream alot. Then you could put the video evidence on UM, go to the papers and your pub will be famous for a couple of days and if you really want to make some money, stick it on youtube with the title "real ghost captured in old pub" . Just a thought. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 12, 2017 #65 Share Posted June 12, 2017 "Hang on..... What you doing? It's one on the black in this pub!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 12, 2017 #66 Share Posted June 12, 2017 10 hours ago, freetoroam said: if you really want to make some money, stick it on youtube with the title "real ghost captured in old pub" . Just a thought. It's not an old pub, it just looks old on the inside. It was built by Marston's in the nineties. A lick of paint wouldn't go amiss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 12, 2017 Author #67 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Orate then. Ive had a word with the missus and shes given the green light for a ghost hunting weekend. Commences on Saturday, 17th at around 5pm (ish) Areas to investigate are... The Old Cellars: Several people have seen a workman in 1920s clothing climb the cellar stairs. He then walks through a wall which leads into the kitchen. Secret Tunnel. Connected to the cellar, leads all the way towards the local church. The Tap Room: A man is often heard laughing near to the old fag machine. Cedars Bedroom. Robed figure seen at the foot of the bed. Landing: The crying lady and crying child. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 12, 2017 #68 Share Posted June 12, 2017 All that old larfin stuff near that owd fag machine bor I rekon as molly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 12, 2017 #69 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Sign me up for the ghost hunt. i have all the equipment ready: camera phone video recorder evp thing Emf thing Dvr thing psychic thing weird stones and a crystal ball things Evette Fielding t.shirt lets do this... thing. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 12, 2017 #70 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I got a that app on my phone for...... urrrm stuff can i come and try it please,go on,let me try it,go on,please 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2017 #71 Share Posted June 13, 2017 21 hours ago, Big Mirk said: Orate then. Ive had a word with the missus and shes given the green light for a ghost hunting weekend. Commences on Saturday, 17th at around 5pm (ish) Areas to investigate are... The Old Cellars: Several people have seen a workman in 1920s clothing climb the cellar stairs. He then walks through a wall which leads into the kitchen. Secret Tunnel. Connected to the cellar, leads all the way towards the local church. The Tap Room: A man is often heard laughing near to the old fag machine. Cedars Bedroom. Robed figure seen at the foot of the bed. Landing: The crying lady and crying child. What happened to the ghost sheep on the stairs? Did you get an Abattoir Exorcist in? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 13, 2017 Author #72 Share Posted June 13, 2017 36 minutes ago, acute said: What happened to the ghost sheep on the stairs? Did you get an Abattoir Exorcist in? Sheep? My mate little Hutch swears blind that it was a monkey man! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 13, 2017 #73 Share Posted June 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: Sheep? My mate little Hutch swears blind that it was a monkey man! A ghost monkey man?....like a bigfoot? Wow this ghost hunting is going to exciting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 13, 2017 #74 Share Posted June 13, 2017 One of them sheep-monkey ghosts wiv big feet and as a bonus it's on the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 13, 2017 #75 Share Posted June 13, 2017 22 hours ago, freetoroam said: Sign me up for the ghost hunt. i have all the equipment ready: camera phone video recorder evp thing Emf thing Dvr thing psychic thing weird stones and a crystal ball things Evette Fielding t.shirt lets do this... thing. It looks like I've gotta bring the Ghost Box, then. And the Ghostbusters vacuum cleaner that sucks up the squidgy ones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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