Mark One Posted April 20, 2018 Author #1226 Share Posted April 20, 2018 The sun is out, the blackbirds are singing, as a gentle breeze sweeps along and softly graces our skin. The pub is full onnit with thirsty, burping bods and my outdoor drinking area is packed. I had to sacrifice a few arm chairs and an old coffin from the cellar to meet the seating needs outside. *rubs hands together* Its gunna be a cracking night at the G&D. And its so tempting to open the swimming pool earlier than planned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted April 20, 2018 #1227 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Go on open it it'll be great fun in the"water"I'll be 1st in .... I've had all my vaccinations just in case 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 21, 2018 Author #1228 Share Posted April 21, 2018 We had some Germans in yesterday who enquired about the pool. When I explained with hand gestures that its not open to the public bods yet, they set up camp on the main road. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 21, 2018 Author #1229 Share Posted April 21, 2018 On 4/13/2018 at 6:15 PM, Mark One said: His business is defo on the up and his battered bangers are to die for onnit. Harry Hungs closing his chip shop! Theres a note on his front door which explains that hes suspending the preparation and cooking of battered cod It also says that hes closing his potato plant down, packing his bags and heading home. I dunno, there is defo summit cosmic going on here. You see the same thing happened a year ago to that shop on clock street - Papa Mussolini`s cobs & cakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted April 22, 2018 #1230 Share Posted April 22, 2018 *Knocks on door* You open? I'm a bit parched! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 23, 2018 #1231 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Large glass of lemonade with a squirt of blackcurrant in it, please. Bit of an odd smell coming from the pool as I walked past it on my way in. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1232 Share Posted April 23, 2018 14 hours ago, tcgram said: *Knocks on door* You open? I'm a bit parched! *wipes face with tea-towel* Well wow, at last some class in the Dragon. Please come in and why not try a small Turbo (Smirnoff ice/lager) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1233 Share Posted April 23, 2018 30 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Large glass of lemonade with a squirt of blackcurrant in it, please. Bit of an odd smell coming from the pool as I walked past it on my way in. Hmmm, thats probably the bleach and TCP mix thats balancing the PH or summit. It should be fine come May. Ok, thats two bottles of Schweps lemonade poured into a pint pot with a tickling of blackcurrant luv. That`ll be 65p, now do you want ice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 23, 2018 #1234 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Ice? yes, please, and a little paper parasol . I like a parasol in my drink whatever it is! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted April 23, 2018 #1235 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark One said: *wipes face with tea-towel* Well wow, at last some class in the Dragon. Please come in and why not try a small Turbo (Smirnoff ice/lager) Whatever you suggest, good sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1236 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Ice? yes, please, and a little paper parasol . I like a parasol in my drink whatever it is! Do you want one of those tiny plastic swords too? Oh and how about a scotch egg or pickled onion? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1237 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, tcgram said: Whatever you suggest, good sir. Good good and as we say over here, bottoms up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 23, 2018 #1238 Share Posted April 23, 2018 No, NO! tc The bottom of the glass goes up not your bottom! *averts eyes* 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted April 23, 2018 #1239 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1240 Share Posted April 23, 2018 On 4/20/2018 at 8:00 PM, Matt221 said: Go on open it it'll be great fun in the"water"I'll be 1st in .... I've had all my vaccinations just in case Um, well I admire your determination and you sure are game buddy but...judging by your clobber and the occasional sniff of the air around you...you're another member of the one bath a week club. Not to mention the tin bath oxide contamination along your skin. I think its best for you to wait until May when my resident pool-side head doctor (mentioned earlier) can break you in slowly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1241 Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) 42 minutes ago, tcgram said: *judges your accent* Your north and south (mouth) sounds foreign luv. But dont panic lass, because everyone else who ventures down here from Newcastle-under-Lyme also reacts like that too. So, is it a day trip down here then or are you staying with relatives? Nice sun tan lass but how the heck did that happen when you come from up north? Edited April 23, 2018 by Mark One 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted April 23, 2018 #1242 Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Mark One said: *judges your accent* Your north and south (mouth) sounds foreign luv. But dont panic lass, because everyone else who ventures down here from Newcastle-under-Lyme also reacts like that too. So, is it a day trip down here then or are you staying with relatives? Nice sun tan lass but how the heck did that happen when you come from up north? The tan came from a bottle as we still have cooler weather up north. I brought my swimsuit in hopes the pool would be open but I guess I will have to come back and visit again soon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 23, 2018 Author #1243 Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, tcgram said: The tan came from a bottle as we still have cooler weather up north. I brought my swimsuit in hopes the pool would be open but I guess I will have to come back and visit again soon. Fair enough then, dont be a stranger and come back in May. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted April 25, 2018 #1244 Share Posted April 25, 2018 *scrubs around the privies*... not a pleasant task for an orb... Oh my.. let's keep our tavern clean please.. Our good ole George is host to children and some rules around UM.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 25, 2018 Author #1245 Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, rashore said: *scrubs around the privies*... not a pleasant task for an orb... Oh my.. let's keep our tavern clean please.. Our good ole George is host to children and some rules around UM.... Thank you for your assistance squire. Erm, just one minute though...you are still buying a drink, or maybe getting a round in...aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted April 25, 2018 #1246 Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Mark One said: Thank you for your assistance squire. Erm, just one minute though...you are still buying a drink, or maybe getting a round in...aren't you? Well... did you think I stopped by merely to remind folks to keep in mind our young imbibers and house rules? Of course not! Free round of sodas and ice cream sundays on me And remember folks, to keep sweetness on your tongues after the sweets are through. Mark runs a clean dragon, and we best all help out around here and not leave messes anywhere. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 25, 2018 #1247 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Why the hell was my profane post deleted? Have the Mods got nothing better to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted April 25, 2018 #1248 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, acute said: Why the hell was my profane post deleted? Have the Mods got nothing better to do? Well when the mods attention is called upon by various patrons of the dragon.. a rather rarity honestly... then yes, some of our better things to do are coming around the dragon and seeing what the complaints are about. Perhaps the better option for folks leaving profane posts would be to keep in mind they swore in writing they understood and would abide by the house rules before they chose to to break them, rather than giving flack about the folks having to clean up after. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 25, 2018 #1249 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted April 26, 2018 #1250 Share Posted April 26, 2018 I don’t visit for a time or two and miss the scurging of the potty mouths? Well I will have to go over all relevent records and then re-enact the whole ordeal in mime. I am sure a 70-30 split in favor of the george and dragon would be fair recompense for my thespian efforts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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