+ouija ouija Posted June 16, 2022 #2201 Share Posted June 16, 2022 6 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: So Herbert McDougell has finally been coaxed out of his parents root cellar with promises of donuts and drink. For an extra treat I let him know if he played his cards straight he might be able to share a few pints with one of the many ladies that frequent this fine floating beer barge. so a little about Herbert. Education: home schooled, graduated at the top of his class of one. (Don’t let his intellect scare you off) Employment: That’s the tricky part innit, due to his highly qualified skills upper management fear a hostile take over. Home: Well he does live in a Root cellar and with the exception of the flood of ‘68 it’s quite cozy. No worries of being bothered here ladies… or even being heard, by his over protective Mum. Now if this stunning resume doesn’t give you the tingles than Herbert has given me permission to show his picture but only to the serious prospects. Hide contents So there you go ladies and cheers to you Herbert for taking that giant leap in to the wide world of dating. Okay, I'll give him a chance. He's not the worst-looking( or the craziest-looking!) I've been out with and his resume is top class. One thing . . . . . that isn't an orange jumpsuit he's wearing, is it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 17, 2022 #2202 Share Posted June 17, 2022 12 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Okay, I'll give him a chance. He's not the worst-looking( or the craziest-looking!) I've been out with and his resume is top class. One thing . . . . . that isn't an orange jumpsuit he's wearing, is it? Well his mom did say that orange gave him less of a pallid complection. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 17, 2022 #2203 Share Posted June 17, 2022 12 hours ago, OverSword said: Pardon me, did the barmaid forget my order of pickled eggs and pork knuckles? Well we are right out of pig knuckles so if ya don’t mind paying a few extra quid we will upgrade you to the Moose Knuckle platter. Other wise it’s PB&J on some moldy bread, no extra charge for the pre penicillin. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted June 17, 2022 #2204 Share Posted June 17, 2022 Never mind, just give me a warm flat beer in the usual dirty glass 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 19, 2022 #2205 Share Posted June 19, 2022 I'll take a cold beer and is the swimming pool out back open yet? Or is it still closed due to that unfortunate incident involving alcohol and some bad choices? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 19, 2022 #2206 Share Posted June 19, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, tcgram said: I'll take a cold beer and is the swimming pool out back open yet? Or is it still closed due to that unfortunate incident involving alcohol and some bad choices? How bout the half pint and a life vest as we’re surrounded by a salt water pool here in the Harpy, now over at the George everything is up and ready for the summer lounging by the pool. Luckily the local scouting troop #12 was willing to clean the knickers from the pool filters as a community service project. Boy Howdy did they get a bit of an education, but it was all worth it. Edited June 19, 2022 by newbloodmoon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 2, 2022 #2207 Share Posted July 2, 2022 Here at the Harpy we acquired the dance services of one Millicent Dryesdale and friends for the July 4th fire works after party. Please come down and show your support as they’ve put in a lot of time to entertain my fellow Yankes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 2, 2022 #2208 Share Posted July 2, 2022 I'm not sure that I gave you permission to use that little video of me and my two friends 'dancing', but never mind. A free triple G + T and a bag of roasted salted cashews and I will not make any trouble . (To be honest, showing that little preview will probably have put off half of your prospective audience ). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted July 2, 2022 #2209 Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, ouija ouija said: (To be honest, showing that little preview will probably have put off half of your prospective audience ). Nonsense!! I'll come to see the dancing ladies. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 3, 2022 #2210 Share Posted July 3, 2022 18 hours ago, ouija ouija said: I'm not sure that I gave you permission to use that little video of me and my two friends 'dancing', but never mind. A free triple G + T and a bag of roasted salted cashews and I will not make any trouble . (To be honest, showing that little preview will probably have put off half of your prospective audience ). Well lets see here… (flips through paperwork) Ahh yes here we are. According to the contract, page 15, paragraph 23, subsection zed. ‘I here by allow one dance clip to be shown for the sole purpose of garnering interest in our dance show. We will accept payment in the amount of free spirits (not the ghostly kind) throughout the night.” On the last page is your signature and don’t forget we threw in the free two nights and three days at the half star hotel ‘Due’lint Dell Whiffle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 8, 2022 #2211 Share Posted July 8, 2022 (edited) Due to some international misunderstanding I’ve had to post this outside of the bathroom at the George. So remember lets keep things classy whilst Mark is away. Edited July 8, 2022 by newbloodmoon 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 8, 2022 #2212 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Due to popular request I spent my earnings to bring in some reading material for the lunch crowd. Hope you all enjoy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 8, 2022 #2213 Share Posted July 8, 2022 here i am again ................ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 9, 2022 #2214 Share Posted July 9, 2022 (edited) Welcome back so what tickles your fancy this fine evening? Edited July 9, 2022 by newbloodmoon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted July 9, 2022 #2215 Share Posted July 9, 2022 On 6/19/2022 at 10:44 AM, tcgram said: I'll take a cold beer and is the swimming pool out back open yet? Or is it still closed due to that unfortunate incident involving alcohol and some bad choices? Wow that sounds like a fun swimming pool, hell maybe I will take a dip! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted July 9, 2022 #2216 Share Posted July 9, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, newbloodmoon said: Welcome back so what tickles your fancy this fine evening? How about a full moon and some mood music! This song brings out the old wolf in me! Edited July 9, 2022 by Manwon Lender 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted July 9, 2022 #2217 Share Posted July 9, 2022 17 hours ago, Manwon Lender said: How about a full moon and some mood music! This song brings out the old wolf in me! @tcgram you know you never get too old to dance in the moonlight, or to enjoy our time here on the planet. Without a love for life and compassion it’s just not worth living! Hope you and your family are well my friend! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 10, 2022 #2218 Share Posted July 10, 2022 while we're on the subject 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 11, 2022 #2219 Share Posted July 11, 2022 Well beers all ‘round then. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 17, 2022 #2220 Share Posted July 17, 2022 I notice you didn't say 'cold' beers! (and who's paying?) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 2, 2022 #2221 Share Posted August 2, 2022 On 7/17/2022 at 9:06 AM, ouija ouija said: I notice you didn't say 'cold' beers! (and who's paying?) The pensioners are, cold beer costs extra and at least you get a crisp high five by one of the staff if you pay full price. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 6, 2022 #2222 Share Posted August 6, 2022 We at the harpy hosted Tony “Tiny Tiger” Testorburger and his blokes to celebrate his early release from the kindergarten correction facility. If you see him out and about then please congratulate him on his early release. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted August 6, 2022 #2223 Share Posted August 6, 2022 23 minutes ago, newbloodmoon said: We at the harpy hosted Tony “Tiny Tiger” Testorburger and his blokes to celebrate his early release from the kindergarten correction facility. If you see him out and about then please congratulate him on his early release. Here is the fellow all grown up and ready to do hard time! I suspect the problem was that they didn’t him drink and apparently he became a angry young man, because he was arrested for robbing a liquor store! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 18, 2022 #2224 Share Posted August 18, 2022 In order to host this years Christmas Classic dart championships at the harpy we’re gonna have to put up a team. We could possibly face the following blokes below so if people could toss in to the tip jar a quid or two so we can at least offer dental coverage. Sign up sheets have been posted on the doors to the loo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 25, 2022 #2225 Share Posted August 25, 2022 this coming Saturday is women’s night as we bring in the dancing sensation Mr Clean. So bring your purses full of singles and your thirst as there’s a three drink minimum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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