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Mark One

The George And The Dragon is now open.

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1 hour ago, acute said:

(Welcome back, Mark!)

Cheerz me owd mucker.  Thah hopes me relations ran a tight ship and tended ter all yah needs lad :)

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It does indeed seem that my predecessors here lived in the past.  Too much "retro" going on around here when the euro & credit crunching affects our daily life's.  Perhaps its time for the G&D to offer a service to joe public (or bods - if that is how my previous inklings referenced you who frequent here?) The UK has a charitable service often called a Food Bank.  So what about a beer bank for those long term veterans of slurpyness, who struggle to make their daily ends meet?  We could then train Pugs to go out on their rounds searching for weary scholars of the drink who are struggling to make it to my doors?  An humble Pug with a small back pack filled with the strong stuff maybe?

Or am I going through a mid-life crisis - or - mental breakdown? 

In other news, Boris "the Blade" has agreed a long term deal with me to serve pies, bangers and chips from his caravan, parked on my grounds.  The extra large car park may also prove useful for a swimming pool for my regulars...

2018 has big plans for the George & Dragon :)

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Has big Margaret been in selling them hats yet ? ....hope I ain't missed her

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On ‎11‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 3:11 PM, Mark One said:

  The extra large car park may also prove useful for a swimming pool for my regulars...

 

I'm not trying to be awkward(oh, okay, I am) (large sherry when you have a moment. Thanks), but that massive 10" deep puddle in the car park cannot, by anyone's estimation, be mistaken for a 'swimming pool'! :lol:

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53 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

I'm not trying to be awkward(oh, okay, I am) (large sherry when you have a moment. Thanks), but that massive 10" deep puddle in the car park cannot, by anyone's estimation, be mistaken for a 'swimming pool'! :lol:

To quote an old adage - The greatest Oaks have been little acorns.

One large sherry madam.  How about some pickled onion crisps too?

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2 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Has big Margaret been in selling them hats yet ? ....hope I ain't missed her

Sorry sir but whoever this Margaret women is, its clearly before my time of returning.  I suggest you have a pint of Best and seek out Acute or Mr Eye.

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Posted (edited)

(Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep.  Can I get a glen livet?

 

 

(thinks I may have messed up a game here...)

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Posted (edited)

30 minutes ago, newbloodmoon said:

(Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep.  Can I get a glen livet?

 

 

(thinks I may have messed up a game here...)

Perhaps a Glen Livid would be more apt! :lol:

edit to add: another couple of large sherries, please.

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Pint of gin please Mark. I've had a rough day.

Hold the ice.

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Things can't be that rough if you've still got enough cash to buy a PINT of gin!

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1 hour ago, ouija ouija said:

Things can't be that rough if you've still got enough cash to buy a PINT of gin!

He charges more for the ice than for the gin.

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7 hours ago, newbloodmoon said:

(Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep.  Can I get a glen livet?

 

 

(thinks I may have messed up a game here...)

How gossip quickly spreads around this little village of Weevelton.  Now, now then I AM PLANNING TO INSTALL ONE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!!  You locals may find a puddle of dirty rain water a real boon when one wishes to dip their toe etc.  But where I come from such gatherings of rain are best avoided or over stepped. 

And you`ll have a turbo shandy or nowt!

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6 hours ago, acute said:

Pint of gin please Mark. I've had a rough day.

Hold the ice.

Coming up kind bodling.  *disappears and then returns with one of those trick pint pots (only carries 2/5s of a pint)*

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3 hours ago, acute said:

He charges more for the ice than for the gin.

*watches Acute take a slurp out of doctored pot*

Oh Acute, you`re such a card.

*evil grin*

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