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22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

:wub: I think he really rocks his new Goth look!

Oh well done Ouija Ouija!  Look what you've done to his fragile nature :D

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Give him a couple of stiff drinks ...... on me. And tell him to pull himself together, for gawd's sake! :hmm:

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17 hours ago, Mark One said:

Good news!  Dark Derek has been cleared of all charges, and is now no longer tagged.

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He couldn't have done it anyway!

He was in Pentonville at the time.

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Well what ever the case.  I`m glad Dark Del is back cos he loves his snakebites.

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On 25/01/2018 at 0:23 PM, acute said:

He couldn't have done it anyway!

He was in Pentonville at the time.

That explains his Gothic look it's prison pallor

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6 hours ago, Matt221 said:

That explains his Gothic look it's prison pallor

But hes always had that look...plus the large pointy ears.

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38 minutes ago, acute said:

Brandy & Babycham please, Mark.

Butch it up with a pint glass, if you will.

Coming right up mucker. 

How about some sunday lunch?

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4 minutes ago, Mark One said:

Coming right up mucker. 

How about some sunday lunch?

Trad Sunday Roast please. No peas though.

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3 minutes ago, acute said:

Trad Sunday Roast please. No peas.

Oh your too late, weve sold right out.  But all is not lost here at the G & D.  Why not have a healthy helping of Quickie Sausage Goulash?

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Theres plenty left from yesterday.

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25 minutes ago, Mark One said:

IMPORTANT NOTICE

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE?

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Blacklisted Drunks

A free drink to any who spot them trying to wriggle their way into the Dragon.

How did"Dirty" Dick flemming make the list he's a proper nice bloke apart from being a dick and a bit flemmy and maybe not as clean as the rest of us

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1 hour ago, Mark One said:

IMPORTANT NOTICE

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE?

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Blacklisted Drunks

A free drink to any who spot them trying to wriggle their way into the Dragon.

Nobody's recognised the one on the left? No? Okay, that's good. *cough* :whistle: 

Chap in the middle: I wouldn't want to distress his relatives but quite honestly, he looks more dead than drunk. :unsure2:

As for the poor soul on the right, if you'd lost an eye and several of your fingers you'd probably need a stiff drink or ten yourself!

(Pint of Black Velvet when you're ready, mine host) :)

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18 hours ago, Mark One said:

But hes always had that look...plus the large pointy ears.

I confess I've always had a bit of a thing for men with pointy ears :blush: I was heartbroken when Mr.Spock died.

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22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Nobody's recognised the one on the left? No? Okay, that's good. *cough* :whistle: 

Chap in the middle: I wouldn't want to distress his relatives but quite honestly, he looks more dead than drunk. :unsure2:

As for the poor soul on the right, if you'd lost an eye and several of your fingers you'd probably need a stiff drink or ten yourself!

(Pint of Black Velvet when you're ready, mine host) :)

Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? :D

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25 minutes ago, Mark One said:

Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? :D

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That's right ....... post a photo of me on the one night I forget to shave me legs! :angry:

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1 hour ago, Matt221 said:

Here's a pic of all the locals

 

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Um, I don't quite recall that event...Maybe it was one of Merks theme nights?

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Wasn't that the night Enid Muscle kicked off in an argument with Fanny about some curtains?

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A textbook pint and a fight night.

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4 hours ago, Mark One said:

Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? :D

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Wasn't that the night that Weej tried Mark's "Genuine Craft Ales"?

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No, that was the night before the night you are thinking of.  ^ That night ^ saw Mangle Minces daughter Dotty, sink her first pint of Dragon Best.

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Awww bless.  Another yung-unn becomes a beginner. *tears in eyes*

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Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades

 

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8 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades

 

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*scratches chin*

Now old Shifty here (Rico Hopadopalus) was infact lying in wait for Mick Spelt-Like-Brick.  Yer see, a year back in July, Rico lent Micky £15 so he could go off and bisit his troubled uncle in Skegness.  Seemed someone was stealing his uncles oranges...well, thats what Micky told old shifty.

When Micky finally returned with his wife, old shifty collared him about the loan.  Micky gave hhim a sob story about being robbed by an highway man, but promised to pay up when he can onnit.  Days tond inter weeks and thats when old shifty decided to put on a cunning disguise - those goggles - to spring on Micky when he wasnt looking.

Now, another pint of Best, son?

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9 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades

 

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Shifty has a very big bottle infront of him. That is not fair...we never get served bottles that size when Mark is behind the bar!  

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