Mark One Posted July 13, 2017 Author #251 Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: I don't drink alcohol but the same applies to tea Oh we have a beginner then. Come on in son, for the G & D doors are always open to the meek but curious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 13, 2017 #252 Share Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Big Mirk said: Oh we have a beginner then. Come on in son, for the G & D doors are always open to the meek but curious. Keep an eye on him, Mirk. Half a shandy and he'll be all over the place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 13, 2017 #253 Share Posted July 13, 2017 I used to be a drinker then years ago I got designated as driver and it went from there so if you need a driver I'm your man ...... if the cap fits where it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 13, 2017 #254 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The G&D taxi company 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 14, 2017 #255 Share Posted July 14, 2017 14 hours ago, Matt221 said: The G&D taxi company Do you remember when you took me home and I gave you a big tip? "Get your bloody hair cut!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 14, 2017 #256 Share Posted July 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, acute said: Do you remember when you took me home and I gave you a big tip? "Get your bloody hair cut!" *Ahem*my Mrs happens to have sharp pair of garden shears an a bid pudding basin and gives me a trim once a year your tip you gave me we used to pay the milkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted July 14, 2017 #257 Share Posted July 14, 2017 On 10/03/2016 at 8:39 AM, Big Mirk said: Friday nights between 7pm and 9pm is pound a pint. I'm in time then, can I have a pint of cider please. Also what songs are playing tonight? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 14, 2017 #258 Share Posted July 14, 2017 54 minutes ago, Ruby04 said: what songs are playing tonight? Don't ask! Irish Joe has just put a load of diddly-diddly crap on the jukebox, so we'll be dancing with our top halves rigid for a while. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted July 14, 2017 #259 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, acute said: Don't ask! Irish Joe has just put a load of diddly-diddly crap on the jukebox, so we'll be dancing with our top halves rigid for a while. Damn it Irish Joe, someone tie him to a chair and change it. Where's my cider? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 14, 2017 #260 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ruby04 said: Where's my cider? I think Mirk's popped out the back for a gasper. Lean over and help yourself. Everyone else does! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 14, 2017 #261 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Do we need anymore entertainment cause there's a bloke on another thread called Barry and he collects haunted dolls just think of crowd pulling posters "BARRY AND HIS AMAZING HAUNTED DOLLS" it would be somthing different 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted July 14, 2017 #262 Share Posted July 14, 2017 10 hours ago, acute said: I think Mirk's popped out the back for a gasper. Lean over and help yourself. Everyone else does! Ok I'm pouring who wants what? Matt's found some entertainment 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 15, 2017 #263 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Barry won't come what do we do now,unless ...... I've got a eukele 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 15, 2017 #264 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I have a theory..... If you can't spell it, you can't play it. Me, I play the giutar. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 15, 2017 #265 Share Posted July 15, 2017 33 minutes ago, acute said: I have a theory..... If you can't spell it, you can't play it. Me, I play the giutar. I can also play the patio, drums,even an acordigan 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 4, 2017 Author #266 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Good news slurpers and burpers! The G & D is under new management. A free pie & pint for the first 10 customers and some good news too. The Bullseye night is back on and there is also Halloween too. A mate mate of mine called Dark Derek (a washed up goth) is helping me out on the 31st. Happy times punters. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 4, 2017 #267 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Mine Host! A pint of Baileys and a vegetarian pie, if you please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 4, 2017 #268 Share Posted October 4, 2017 44 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: Good news slurpers and burpers! The G & D is under new management. Are you related to Big Mirk? There's something about your face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted October 4, 2017 #269 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Mine's a pint of Arthur, if you please! Forget the nibbles - I've had me dinner. Sláinte! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 4, 2017 #270 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Now that the G & D is 'under new management' can we expect some decent prizes(for a change), in the Bullseye comp.? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 4, 2017 #271 Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Now that the G & D is 'under new management' can we expect some decent prizes(for a change), in the Bullseye comp.? I have heard that there's a few tasty prizes up for grabs including one of these little beauty's 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mark One Posted October 4, 2017 Author #273 Share Posted October 4, 2017 6 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Now that the G & D is 'under new management' can we expect some decent prizes(for a change), in the Bullseye comp.? Fear not me love. Ive been on the blower to Hank Shank and hes getting his bristles ready. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 4, 2017 Author #274 Share Posted October 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Ozymandias said: Mine's a pint of Arthur, if you please! Forget the nibbles - I've had me dinner. Sláinte! Look pal! You get a free pie onnit too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 4, 2017 Author #275 Share Posted October 4, 2017 8 hours ago, acute said: Are you related to Big Mirk? There's something about your face. No its probably these new trousers i`m wearing mate - foxing you or summit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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