Mark One Posted October 4, 2017 Author #276 Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Matt221 said: I have heard that there's a few tasty prizes up for grabs including one of these little beauty's A bizarre looking plate washer! Get out you fiend! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 5, 2017 #277 Share Posted October 5, 2017 22 hours ago, Mr Mork said: A bizarre looking plate washer! Get out you fiend! I was only trying to attract customer/victims to the Bullseye darts night 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 5, 2017 Author #278 Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: I was only trying to attract customer/victims to the Bullseye darts night Fair play Matt. But booze at a bargin price will have em rushing here with their tongues hanging out. Here, have a complimentary sausage roll mate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 6, 2017 #279 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Mmmmmm lovley even comes with mushrooms ...... growing on it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 6, 2017 #280 Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) On 04/10/2017 at 5:56 PM, Matt221 said: I have heard that there's a few tasty prizes up for grabs including one of these little beauty's Oh come on..... Ronco? FFS. Now, a K-Tel Record Selector.......... It "Works like a computer" ! Edited October 6, 2017 by acute . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 6, 2017 Author #281 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I can see that being this Christmases Tracy Island fiasco. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 7, 2017 #282 Share Posted October 7, 2017 "Iiiiiin 3 a state of the art record player" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2017 Author #283 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: "Iiiiiin 3 a state of the art record player" Oooh imagine the family on christmas day huddled around that bobby dazzler listening to Churchill's greatest speeches. Priceless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 7, 2017 #284 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) What time does Bullseye start? Will you be serving chips-inna-basket? If not, I'll have to fit in a visit to the chippy first. edit to say: did you remember to order another coupla crates of Babycham? Edited October 7, 2017 by ouija ouija 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2017 Author #285 Share Posted October 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: What time does Bullseye start? Will you be serving chips-inna-basket? If not, I'll have to fit in a visit to the chippy first. edit to say: did you remember to order another coupla crates of Babycham? I forgot to advertise the time...whoops. Around 8pm + You want Babycham, you`ll get it here at the G & D If anyone else has a certain drinks request please let me know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2017 Author #286 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ONE NITE ONLY JIM Plan of attack. Some drinks More Drinks Nibbles Another Drink Visit the Gents Have a vape or smoke A stiff drink Eye up the local talent A swift half Round 1: Questions (general knowledge) Refreshments Round 2: High score with 9 darts wins Drinkies Round 4: Celeb darter - Burt Duffleduck Round 5: Prize board Toilet break Round 6: Star prize Disco Drinkies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 7, 2017 #287 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Lookin like a grand night out,BTW if your getting special drinks in can you get some" just add water"overtime 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 7, 2017 #288 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) As a special prize here's a erm,arr oo its an errrr Edited October 7, 2017 by Matt221 I wanted to 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 7, 2017 #289 Share Posted October 7, 2017 16 minutes ago, Matt221 said: As a special prize here's a erm,arr oo its an errrr Methinks that's the bit that's got to do with the 'Drinkies' ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 7, 2017 #290 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Are we all waiting for Ms Mindy ? ~ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 7, 2017 #291 Share Posted October 7, 2017 (edited) 59 minutes ago, third_eye said: Methinks that's the bit that's got to do with the 'Drinkies' ~ 'Drinkies' indeed.... that's obviously a strainer for those who prefer theirs stirred. "Two please, barkeep" Edited October 7, 2017 by java head 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2017 Author #292 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Ok, apologies for my late arrival folks. My girlfriend had me today...not in that way Derek! She told me she wants one of those walk in closets. When I told her we didnt need a new one cos you can walk inside the one shes already got...she shoved me inside and locked the door *canned laughter* So anyhows, do we have any contestments tonight. We have some cracking prizes and the star prize this week is a gud-un! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 7, 2017 #293 Share Posted October 7, 2017 'Star prize is a gud-un' ........ what is that exactly? I'm not straining me throwin' arm for your usual tat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2017 Author #294 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 minute ago, ouija ouija said: 'Star prize is a gud-un' ........ what is that exactly? I'm not straining me throwin' arm for your usual tat. Youve got to be in it to win it madam. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 8, 2017 #295 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Funnily enough, usually its the Madams that tells me that ... ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted October 8, 2017 #296 Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 6/12/2017 at 11:45 AM, freetoroam said: Sign me up for the ghost hunt. i have all the equipment ready: camera phone video recorder evp thing Emf thing Dvr thing psychic thing weird stones and a crystal ball things Evette Fielding t.shirt lets do this... thing. Nevermind. I'll just do the LBRP. There. All clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted October 8, 2017 #297 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Just a warning, although I do not dance on tables, my table always attracts the weirdos and those who do. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted October 8, 2017 #298 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Must be the legs ... the table's I mean ... ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 8, 2017 Author #299 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Well, nobody won the star prize last night. That shire horse is costing me a fortune with its upkeep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 8, 2017 Author #300 Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 hours ago, ChaosRose said: Just a warning, although I do not dance on tables, my table always attracts the weirdos and those who do. Be careful there luv. Tables dont grow on trees you know! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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