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2 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Table dancing,a horse,alcohol... what can possibly go wrong 

An inebriated horse dancing on the pool table?  Sounds a normal night in The George.

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someone ran away with the eight ball agin ... the Dragon ain't amused ...

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And whats all this I hear about a certain Ruby04 helping herself to free beer and then serving you bunch of odd squads too?

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Just now, Mr Mork said:

And whats all this I hear about a certain Ruby04 helping herself to free beer and then serving you bunch of odd squads too?

That was ages ago! before the old gaffer died.

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2 minutes ago, acute said:

That was ages ago! before the old gaffer died.

You can still hear him moaning about it, deep down that sink hole.

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That's the sunk hole two doors down from the stink hole izzit ?

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Help yourselves lads.  You`ll be doing me a real favour.

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Can't say much for good taste ... I see

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5 minutes ago, acute said:

If Big Mirk is haunting the pub, maybe we should have a Paranormal Night?

A little sheep told me that a certain regular not a million miles away right now often blights the pubs image with his lost trousers.

 

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2 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

And whats all this I hear about a certain Ruby04 helping herself to free beer and then serving you bunch of odd squads too?

Don't you mean squabs as in baby pigeons cause that was me and the mrs had them away

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If anyone is missing a pair of well worn false teeth, you`ll find them inside the gun cabinet behind the bar.

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5 hours ago, acute said:

If Big Mirk is haunting the pub, maybe we should have a Paranormal Night?

Let's try and start with a normal night and work our way up to para 

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37 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Let's try and start with a normal night and work our way up to para 

That shouldnt be very difficult to achieve.  Booze can make a punter very philosophical about such things.

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Dunt fah-get punters

Click dah Clok

Why not visit the Gorge n Dragen this festive seeson.

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Wines & Sherry

Good nosh.

Heating - 2 electric fan heaters.

A slide owtside fah nippers.

Pub games.

Hover-nite accomadation.

Stablers fah dogs n hossers

 

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6 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Dunt fah-get punters

Click dah Clok

Why not visit the Gorge n Dragen this festive seeson.

Premium Ales

Wines & Sherry

Good nosh.

Heating - 2 electric fan heaters.

A slide owtside fah nippers.

Pub games.

Hover-nite accomadation.

Stablers fah dogs n hossers

 

That's great!

All we need now is a Babel Fish.

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6 hours ago, acute said:

That's great!

All we need now is a Babel Fish.

I think the FiIsh needs another drink ...

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9 hours ago, third_eye said:

I think the FiIsh needs another drink ...

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*smiling*

...Zont ah whisssh-key mate?  Am on me 5th glaff an itz warmed me up summit cronick...*

*burp*

 

 

* Want a whiskey mate?  I`m on my 5th glass and it ant half warmed me up youth

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Go home Mork .. ya is drunk ...

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3 hours ago, third_eye said:

Go home Mork .. ya is drunk ...

:P

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Am hom youth...in me pub ah tell yah!

Feel a bit rough though.  I think it was that pork pie I had for me dinner onnit.

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1 minute ago, Mr Mork said:

Am hom youth...in me pub ah tell yah!

Feel a bit rough though.  I think it was that pork pie I had for me dinner onnit.

I hope Orson will be generously benevolent ...

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There I was minding my own business having a lovely kip and a dream about a cracking bird, sat in me pub.

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And then I got woken up and found myself in a wet field with one of these fuppin things eye-balling me!!!

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I defo avoidin the pork pies from now on.  Do us a favour youth and spread the word!

 

 

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33 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

There I was minding my own business having a lovely kip and a dream about a cracking bird, sat in me pub.

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And then I got woken up and found myself in a wet field with one of these fuppin things eye-balling me!!!

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I defo avoidin the pork pies from now on.  Do us a favour youth and spread the word!

 

 

 

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