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1 hour ago, Black Monk said:

My grandmother used to work in a George and Dragon pub. Her husband was called George. It's true.

 

Small world Black Monk :)

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1 hour ago, Black Monk said:

My grandmother used to work in a George and Dragon pub. Her husband was called George. It's true.

... means 'ere you can claim owner and proprietorship over this 'ere establishment guv'nor ... exercise you rights as a UM member as it were ... you go ahead and give it a go then ?

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2 minutes ago, third_eye said:

... means 'ere you can claim owner and proprietorship over this 'ere establishment guv'nor ... exercise you rights as a UM member as it were ... you go ahead and give it a go then ?

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Also ..... I want to know what Mork has done with Black Monk's granny! :o Where's the body?!

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2 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Also ..... I want to know what Mork has done with Black Monk's granny! :o Where's the body?!

Mr Mork is actually Gran in disguise then ?

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Now then you ter-ter, ter-ter, two bods!  Thee bee none of that conspiring onnit in me home un business.  Ah tuck hovver these digs wee a signed receipt from Big Merk!  IF anywon has a problem wee it then come an meet this big spike behind ter bar. :angry:

*Shouts into the smokey haze*

Willy!  Yer tripe un chips is done!

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3 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Ah tuck hovver these digs wee a signed receipt from Big Merk!

His name was Big Mirk at the time, so I suspect your receipt is a fake!

Also..... Exactly why did he (allegedly) sell you the pub?  Was he planning to fall to his death, or was it a premonition?

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1 hour ago, third_eye said:

... means 'ere you can claim owner and proprietorship over this 'ere establishment guv'nor ... exercise you rights as a UM member as it were ... you go ahead and give it a go then ?

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No, it's okay. I prefer to drink in pubs, not run them.

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2 minutes ago, acute said:

His name was Big Mirk at the time, so I suspect your receipt is a fake!

Also..... Exactly why did he (allegedly) sell you the pub?  Was he planning to fall to his death, or was it a premonition?

Tek thee hat of sherlock.  Mirk is my Uncle and Merk is my half brother (duh!)  My haff brother made a pack with our solicitor, Righteous M1rk (not a blood relative) along the lines of...

Should a foul or accidental act deplete the premises of its current runner then the next of kin gains legal ownership.  

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1 hour ago, Mr Mork said:

Small world Black Monk :)

How weird it is for me to see a joke that turns out to be partially true and based on my own family!

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Just now, Black Monk said:

How weird it is for me to see a joke that turns out to be partially true and based on my own family!

I think its all down to the convergence of timelines or what is better known as deja-vu.  But keep that under your hat.  I dont want the local muckers who drink here to become so puzzled that their ears begin to bleed.

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1 hour ago, Mr Mork said:

I think its all down to the convergence of timelines or what is better known as deja-vu.  But keep that under your hat.  I dont want the local muckers who drink here to become so puzzled that their ears begin to bleed.

To late its my ears....

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37 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

To late its my ears....

Sit down by thee fire lad, it`ll be rate.

*points towards another punter*

Take old Alwyn over there by the domino table.  He been ill lately but has now made a full recovery.  The old goat came into today at dinner time and announced, "Av put thah flag up Mork at home." (to inform the locals that the lurgy was gone)

See, he had bin suffering wit thee tummy and toilet bug fah thee last few days un nights.*

Now lad, how about another half?

 

* Most probably the result of drinking strong beer everyday without much food.  (dinner time=2 pints / afternoon tea=2 pints / evening meal=2 pints + scotch chasers / night time needs=4 rums + pint of bitter)

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Its gunna be a gud-un tonite lads.  Dark Derek has lent me his copy of this new pop hit on vinyl.  Corr, shes a craccking bird!

 

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"Corr, she's a craccking bird!"

 

 

Okaaay .................. who's going to be the one to tell him? :unsure2:

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2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

"Corr, she's a craccking bird!"

 

 

Okaaay .................. who's going to be the one to tell him? :unsure2:

Dark Derek here has said you mean shes already married?

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And Ouija, you are blessed to see the man himself.  Hes normally very shy around people and cameras, preferring instead to linger in the shadows.

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Mork:"Ok Coln and Jackie - a gud-un!  That be £23 safely banked behind ter bar and now its time for our famous darter to score for charity onnit."

*shouts through a plastic tube*

Mork:"Please give it up for Burt Duffleduck!" 

Burt:"Urr-rate Mork, hows tricks, me-owd?  I heard bout Poor Mirk..."

Mork:"Cheers Burt and thankies onnit.  Hows ter darting fah yer then?"

Burt:"Well its been a right fuppin season so far me-owd."

Mork:"Burt!  Watch tha tong lad...the yung-uns may be listenin!!!"

Burt:"Nippers!  Ah towd yer last night mate that ah dunt wok with nippers nor beasts!"

Burt:"And who the fup is dat freak in the corner wee big tabs sposed to be like?  He keeps clocking me an lickin his lips"

Mork:"Erm, erm...Dark Derek bud.  Now, off you guh ter dah hockey onnit."

 

<To be continued >

 

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11 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Its gunna be a gud-un tonite lads.  Dark Derek has lent me his copy of this new pop hit on vinyl.  Corr, shes a craccking bird!

10 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Okaaay .................. who's going to be the one to tell him? :unsure2:

                                                                                           George & Dragon.jpg

Dusty Springfield is Dead 

and videos aren't vinyl!

why I stay the hell out of public houses

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4 hours ago, purrrpetrator said:

 

 

                                                                                           George & Dragon.jpg

Dusty Springfield is Dead 

and videos aren't vinyl!

why I stay the hell out of public houses

Well, dead, yes .............. but also, when alive, gay.

@Mork: That Dark Derek's quite a looker! Any chance of an introduction?

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4 hours ago, purrrpetrator said:

 

 

                                                                                           George & Dragon.jpg

Dusty Springfield is Dead 

and videos aren't vinyl!

why I stay the hell out of public houses

Good points there Purr. 

Some folk have claimed that the G & D resembles that cantina seen in Star Wars.  Strange thing is that the movie came out at least 18 years into the future?!?!?

So, if your after a pub thats more Addams family than Partridge...why not come inside and have a go.  You never know.

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17 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Well, dead, yes .............. but also, when alive, gay.

@Mork: That Dark Derek's quite a looker! Any chance of an introduction?

Dead, alive, gay, straight, blonde, brunette...you bods seem so into this time n space obsession with peoples particulars.

As for your eagerness to seek friendship and maybe more...hes still asleep inside his camper van at the moment.

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39 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Well, dead, yes .............. but also, when alive, gay.

21 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Dead, alive, gay, straight, blonde, brunette...you bods seem so into this time n space obsession with peoples particulars.

I'm gonna guess by that you meant 'merry', 'cheery, 'sunny'

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The old place did have its own coat of arms at one time.  Red along the lines uh....

non mortem, non habent vita vivet

Translates as summit like - if yee arnt ded, yer ant lived yet

Seems a fitting motto as the G & D does seem to lose alot of regulars. :(

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1 hour ago, purrrpetrator said:

I'm gonna guess by that you meant 'merry', 'cheery, 'sunny'

NO! Mr Mork's original mention of Ms.Springfield seemed to be suggesting a 'romantic' interest in her.  I was trying to head off a future broken heart.

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On 12/10/2017 at 3:26 PM, ouija ouija said:

Also ..... I want to know what Mork has done with Black Monk's granny! :o Where's the body?!

Is it like Nelson, preserved in a barrel of brandy down in the cellar?

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17 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Dark Derek here has said you mean shes already married?

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Why do they call him Dark Derek?

He doesn't look like a Derek.

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