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2 hours ago, acute said:

Why do they call him Dark Derek?

He doesn't look like a Derek.

He changed his name to fit in more.

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1 hour ago, Mr Mork said:

He changed his name to fit in more.

Unlike Albino Arthur poor bugga ain't got no choice 

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Eskimo Claude has just bin in and agreed to host ter-marrah nites hover 65 happy hour onnit.  Bring a friend un get a free sherry!.

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55 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Eskimo Claude has just bin in and agreed to host ter-marrah nites hover 65 happy hour onnit.  Bring a friend un get a free sherry!.

Eskimo Claude is a ****ing w****r!

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35 minutes ago, acute said:

Eskimo Claude is a ****ing w****r!

What?  Why?  Spill!

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13 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Eskimo Claude has just bin in and agreed to host ter-marrah nites hover 65 happy hour onnit.  Bring a friend un get a free sherry!.

my uh old friend is too sick to attend, as is her old friend, so neither could be here, for any portion of an hour, or minute, for that matter, and entreated, beseeched, implored me to ask, if it's good sherry, that you allow me to carry their free sherries home to them both!

I said you'd happily do that for two longtime friends and customers...

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12 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

What?  Why?  Spill!

He thinks he's an Eskimo just because he wears a 1980's snorkel jacket!

What a tìt.

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I'm fed up waiting for Dark Derek. I'm going to knock on his camper van. Set up a couple of pints of Guinness, barman ...... I'll be back with Derek flung over my shoulder in a coupla minutes. :D

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1 hour ago, purrrpetrator said:

my uh old friend is too sick to attend, as is her old friend, so neither could be here, for any portion of an hour, or minute, for that matter, and entreated, beseeched, implored me to ask, if it's good sherry, that you allow me to carry their free sherries home to them both!

I said you'd happily do that for two longtime friends and customers...

Thah can tell yee are from the Norf youth.  Look what ever you are bangin on aboot - its a case of CO-OP sherry.  Wen its gone its gone and Eskimo Claude drinks his with a strraw onnit.

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Am startin to fink this is Life On Mars Onnit.  Eskimo Claude was never a diver and by 1980 his age would be a century plus.

And is also a bird!??

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27 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

I'm fed up waiting for Dark Derek. I'm going to knock on his camper van. Set up a couple of pints of Guinness, barman ...... I'll be back with Derek flung over my shoulder in a coupla minutes. :D

ME fink his hidin int gents luv.

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3 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Eskimo Claude was never a diver and by 1980 his age would be a century plus.

We had Claude's 110th birthday here in the bar, way back before Big Mirk.

Mark One was the gaffer then.  He put a balloon up and called it a function room.

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3 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

ME fink his hidin int gents luv.

By "gents" Mork means the bucket in the kitchen.

Anyway, I've just 'been' and Dark Derek's not in there.

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1 hour ago, acute said:

By "gents" Mork means the bucket in the kitchen.

Anyway, I've just 'been' and Dark Derek's not in there.

Talking of Dark Derek did he ever find his trousers from the other night or did he go home to Manky Mandy trouserless

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17 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Talking of Dark Derek did he ever find his trousers from the other night or did he go home to Manky Mandy trouserless

I heard he went home with Gay Simon.

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2 hours ago, acute said:

By "gents" Mork means the bucket in the kitchen.

Anyway, I've just 'been' and Dark Derek's not in there.

:angry:

So your the culprit ah yer!!!  Av bin scratchin me bonce fah weeks wonderin where the stink come from.  Try it agen lad and yull meet me crickit bat!

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29 minutes ago, acute said:

I heard he went home with Gay Simon.

Buh Simon always looks so glum???  If walking him hom would cheer him up I wud do it.

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48 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Talking of Dark Derek did he ever find his trousers from the other night or did he go home to Manky Mandy trouserless

Wen we find him yer can ask.  Rock Steady Eddie swears blind that he saw Dez wit Scary Mary & Big Bertha.

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* loses all interest in pursuing Derek * :hmm:

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6 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

* loses all interest in pursuing Derek * :hmm:

Why not hang around after closing for some cracker un cheese with me luv.

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Gay simon he a ****ker who nicked the Christmas tree from outside the G&D that was left in stitu to save putting it up again this year he claimed it was taken by Aliens who arrived on a red pushbike  the prick

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41 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Why not hang around after closing for some cracker un cheese with me luv.

Is that your best offer?

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24 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Is that your best offer?

Nah buh this place isnt strictly the most private of digs tuh discuss such stuff onnit.

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* winks *  * nudges *     well aaaalrighty! :w00t: I'll have a large Babycham in precipitation of that. Here's to 'lock-ups/ins' ...... Cheers, m'dears! :D

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2 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

* winks *  * nudges *     well aaaalrighty! :w00t: I'll have a large Babycham in precipitation of that. Here's to 'lock-ups/ins' ...... Cheers, m'dears! :D

*smiles*

Certenly, me little tin of pineapples X.  Once av served yah I`ll just nip upstairs and put on me old bow tie on. *blush*

 

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