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45 minutes ago, acute said:

They only speak Polish, but at least we'll have summat to gawp at!

tak zrobimy ....yes we will ...... in polish

 

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53 minutes ago, acute said:

They only speak Polish, but at least we'll have summat to gawp at!

The G & D is part of your-rope, yung-un!  Whoops, hold on a minute weve quit the euro thingy onnit.

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7 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

tak zrobimy ....yes we will ...... in polish

 

No Germans mind!!!!

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1 minute ago, Mr Mork said:

The G & D is part of your-rope, yung-un!  Whoops, hold on a minute weve quit the euro thingy onnit.

...Which is odd because we havnt joined em yet - its only 1958 *weirded out onnit*

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28 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

No Germans mind!!!!

No definitely not ..... but there is a couple of Tai ladies/blokes but they stick out like a saw thumb so to speak

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With all this Adams apple chitta chatter, I thinks I'll have me a very berry glass of cider. Pease, thank you, mister barmun : )

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Think I need a strong drink meself erm Babysham please barman and as there ain't no cherries left stick a gherkin in it can ya cheers bro

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2 hours ago, Blue Star said:

With all this Adams apple chitta chatter, I thinks I'll have me a very berry glass of cider. Pease, thank you, mister barmun : )

Woh!  Another lady in the G & D.  Tek a seet byre fire onnit an all bring it hovver luv.

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 Just to give ya the heads up Mary knuckles will be in soon so ya best put all the pointy things away and put a pint of your finest behind the bar for her/it 

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Wow, man that ascent get more overt each time i props up me, 'am bag in this place of suppin' : )

'Ows things with you king George? 

12 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

Woh!  Another lady in the G & D.  Tek a seet byre fire onnit an all bring it hovver luv.

Have you gotten round to refillin' the ladies liquid hand soap dispenser?

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1 minute ago, Blue Star said:

Wow, man that ascent get more overt each time i props up me, 'am bag in this place of suppin' : )

'Ows things with you king George? 

Have you gotten round to refillin' the ladies liquid hand soap dispenser?

They haven't drunk the last lot already have they?

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Would ya be carin' to be a drinkin' a wee quaff of the finest cherry brandies twith me, seen as how's Georgie's run out of the glacé you so enjoy?

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1 hour ago, Blue Star said:

Wow, man that ascent get more overt each time i props up me, 'am bag in this place of suppin' : )

'Ows things with you king George? 

Have you gotten round to refillin' the ladies liquid hand soap dispenser?

Bizness as got big int last year babs.

The bod-ettes bogs are off limits tuh me see.  Old Cecils missus - Olive, used ter deal wee it.  Fancy a cleenin job uppit?

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1 hour ago, Matt221 said:

 Just to give ya the heads up Mary knuckles will be in soon so ya best put all the pointy things away and put a pint of your finest behind the bar for her/it 

Cheers bod.  Fourt she wah still in hoss-pittal after tacklin that staffy an its owner.

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1 hour ago, Blue Star said:

Would ya be carin' to be a drinkin' a wee quaff of the finest cherry brandies twith me, seen as how's Georgie's run out of the glacé you so enjoy?

*puts on his bow tie*

How-doos chicken.  You owt ter-nite luv?  Ignore me black eye - that woh-man called Ouija gid it me der other nite....tsk!

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Good excuse to be buyin' your sen a nice thick cut of steak then.

I've got me steam cleaner at the ready, if your serious about the clean up Job in the ladies Loo's?.... I've seen worse and done......well, yeah, i thinks i'll just skip over that. 

Got any plans for the forthcoming hallows?

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10 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Cheers bod.  Fourt she wah still in hoss-pittal after tacklin that staffy an its owner.

Na and she got away wiv it,police couldn't press charges she ate the evidence lead an all

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On ‎10‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 8:39 AM, Mr Mork said:

Friday nights between 7pm and 9pm is pound a pint.

Damn I'm 51 mins early, do you have ladies night by any chance?

 

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Oiy ... what you rascals doing pestering the wimmen folk for ?

Ladies Night ?

Do I have to nick home and wear me wifey's knickers and skirt 'en ?

 

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19 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

No Germans mind!!!!

You know Nazi Nik who wears the jackboots, is she German or Austrian?

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I just heard about a brilliant invention for the G&D you put a Couple of farthings in it press a button or two and music comes out it even knows what songs you want to hear its even got some songs from the hit parade in it all this modern stuff is amazin

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3 minutes ago, acute said:

You know Nazi Nik who wears the jackboots, is she German or Austrian?

Shhhhhh she a spy 

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Yes she is ... and she's with me ...

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4 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

I just heard about a brilliant invention for the G&D you put a Couple of farthings in it press a button or two and music comes out it even knows what songs you want to hear its even got some songs from the hit parade in it all this modern stuff is amazin

I think you're on about one of those Wurlitzer contraptions. There's already one in here!  It's at the smoking end of the bar underneath Big Maureen.

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Just now, acute said:

I think you're on about one of those Wurlitzer contraptions. There's already one in here!  It's at the smoking end of the bar underneath Big Maureen.

That's why I've never seen it is never mix with "those" sort of people

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