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*sidles on up next to his best girl* So Bluey, can I get you a few shots of tequila?

Abbbbserluuuutly... Mr gebal cager......Hick...Three each... Good sir, mister bar mun.....Hick...

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Abbbbserluuuutly... Mr gebal cager......Hick...Three each... Good sir, mister bar mun.....Hick...

*wipes drool from the corner of Blue Star's lip* You are exactly what I need in a woman. Edited by OverSword
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Pops a coin in the jukebox ~

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sits back and enjoys ...

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Do you do cheaper prices for the regulars, like they do in Blackpool?

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Pops a coin in the jukebox ~

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sits back and enjoys ...

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By heck lad, thats livened things up. Gud un!

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Do you do cheaper prices for the regulars, like they do in Blackpool?

Sumtimes lad. Old willy the chimney sweep gets a few shillins off his ale. Wat be your profeshion lad?

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Hick :rofl:

Ah think yer too mek a luvly cupple. Yer can use this pub for any weddin resepshions an dah like.

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where's the Pastor at ?

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Just to make it clear - me snaps of me punters does show fags/ciggies in mouths an between fingers. BUT no smokin teks playce inside me premises!

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where's the Pastor at ?

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Fird-eye, ah fink thees pulled! Why not by the luvly lass a drink?

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Sumtimes lad. Old willy the chimney sweep gets a few shillins off his ale. Wat be your profeshion lad?

I am a semi-vagrant boot-black.

I will shine your shoes in return for a gallon-a-groat.

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bah ... c'mon lads , let's blow this knackered establishment and take our pizz down thar at the Jolly Fart doon thar street ~

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Acuute, nah use fah yah here lad. Wat will it be then? Half oh mild? Ahh, you any good wiv windows? Need sum new uns see, no questions asked type of fing. Cud be a big drink innit fah yah!

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Acuute, nah use fah yah here lad. Wat will it be then? Half oh mild? Ahh, you any good wiv windows? Need sum new uns see, no questions asked type of fing. Cud be a big drink innit fah yah!

If I black your windows instead of your shoes, you will pay less Window Tax!

I will have a flagon of stout on the house, if you please.

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that's the dodgy argie bargie if you asks of me ... ~

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Ahh, but it oils thee wheels of life lad. Have a stout on thah house! (to keep you shtum)

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That's me tomorrow morning, after a session.

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A wolf man who transmutes after drinking way too much ale?

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Well its a winner-winner chicken dinner today but Im not that hungry right now. Those pints where nice though last night, even if I feel a tad delicate right now.

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Sorry I didn't come in last night Doc, I haven't been feeling well. Could it be from that shepherd pie I ate here the other day?

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Nah, Ive eaten it had Im feeling fine mucker...mind you, the dog didnt look too healthy after eating the left overs...

Ah well, now that your well again fill your body with booze put it all down to a bad job and forget about it son.

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