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Anyhows, the old Bert is coming from downt lane to price up me roof so whoz got 56 shillings fah repairs onnim?  Or how can ah raise the brass – any ideas onnit?  Maybe a lass can duh a jumble sale of summit wit rags thee dunt need?  t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶

You could charge victims*ahem*sorry I mean peoples to come an ave a gawp at us regalars  a kinda" up to date freak show"  and I could always do my special juggling balls act

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What we need here is a theme song ...

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17 minutes ago, third_eye said:

What we need here is a theme song ...

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Are you sum kind of witch?  Look Ive already said that its 1959 and wat yoh just offered is a colourful box of lights!!!!  :o

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It looks like the roofing hang-up can be sorted at a bargin price.  Darcy-De-Farcy, that bubble from up north (aka Mordor) told me he found a bunch of tiles and lead in a field near a copper mine. All he wants in exchange is the use of my large car park for storage of materials.  Happy days!

All thats left to sort is the ceilings, floors, a re-wire, some brick wok and the windows.  So the G & D fund now requires 52 shillings onnit.

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Shaggy Bob, Dumpy,Claude, and Billy the Pieman said they'd do the full monty for nothing if that'll help raise sum readys

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1 hour ago, Matt221 said:

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You could charge victims*ahem*sorry I mean peoples to come an ave a gawp at us regalars  a kinda" up to date freak show"  and I could always do my special juggling balls act.

For god's sake, man, NO!!! I'm still partially blind from your last performance. 

14 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Shaggy Bob, Dumpy,Claude, and Billy the Pieman said they'd do the full monty for nothing if that'll help raise sum readys

Are you crazy?! We're trying to raise money not drive the entire community to fling itself off a cliff! 

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So my Exotic Dance of the Seven Thoings is outta the question then ?

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1 hour ago, third_eye said:

So my Exotic Dance of the Seven Thoings is outta the question then ?

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OO NO! That is a very classy Dance :wub: The punters will pay a lot to see it.

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Just now, ouija ouija said:

OO NO! That is a very classy Dance :wub: The punters will pay a lot to see it.

Will you help me shave my legs 'en ?

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No! The glossy, rippling hair is part of the attraction :D

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3 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

No! The glossy, rippling hair is part of the attraction :D

Very well then ... I shall comb and preen ... and seeing that tis for a good cause, I shall be performing with my set of Panther Skin Thoings ... have to air em oot noo'un'en ehay ?

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52 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

No! The glossy, rippling hair is part of the attraction :D

Only not near any naked flames this time

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Yeh ... them naked flames are the worse ...

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8 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Shaggy Bob, Dumpy,Claude, and Billy the Pieman said they'd do the full monty for nothing if that'll help raise sum readys

Well thats that then and whilst they get on with the doins is it alright for the pub ter run from your back kitchen Matt?

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5 hours ago, third_eye said:

Very well then ... I shall comb and preen ... and seeing that tis for a good cause, I shall be performing with my set of Panther Skin Thoings ... have to air em oot noo'un'en ehay ?

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Blokes dancing like lasses!!!  There will be none of that, my son!  Take your long hair and that hand prickle down to the Ship & Shovel Inn lad!  They`re into new age stuff and dont mind risking a visit/raid from Inspector Chicken Feathers.

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16 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Well thats that then and whilst they get on with the doins is it alright for the pub ter run from your back kitchen Matt?

Yep sorry for the late reply just doing a little prep for the big night

Ps mum said she'll help with prepearing the carcasses 

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The new toilet is great, but could we have a seat too?

Hovering above the crapper while I'm taking a dump is doing my knees in.

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3 hours ago, acute said:

The new toilet is great, but could we have a seat too?

Hovering above the crapper while I'm taking a dump is doing my knees in.

Alfie nostrils finally finished digging the hole then he, he told me he'd made a seat out of of them old scaffold boards

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4 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Alfie nostrils finally finished digging the hole then he, he told me he'd made a seat out of of them old scaffold boards

Well, he's done a crackin' job!

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2 minutes ago, acute said:

Well, he's done a crackin' job!

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Surprising what you can do with a hammer saw and couple of thousand pounds

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4 hours ago, acute said:

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4 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Surprising what you can do with a hammer saw and couple of thousand pounds

Mork should definitely get his money back off Alfie!

I'm pretty sure the toilet should be inside the cubical.

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He hasn't got this toilet fitting sussed yet he done this one for my mate creepy Norman

 

 

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3 hours ago, third_eye said:

The 1-ply or 2-ply job ?

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2 ply all day long it's the best I've heard tell even Harry styles uses it ( that happened quite well as I was posting they said his name on tv so I put 2 and 2 together)

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I could hear a wailing noise from the cellar last night. Do you think Mr Mork has gone the way of Big Mirk?

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