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34 minutes ago, acute said:

Where's Mork and Weej?

Health & Safety have just been in.  Apparently, the snacks on the bar are 30% urine.

 

Yup ... that's 43% under the National Recommended Requirement standards ...

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2 hours ago, acute said:

Where's Mork and Weej?

Health & Safety have just been in.  Apparently, the snacks on the bar are 30% urine.

So its you is it who doesn't wash their hands - YOU ANIMAL!

And whilst were on the subject...wasnt it Old Granny Capstick who drank the stuff up until her 110th birthday!?!

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1 hour ago, third_eye said:

 

Yup ... that's 43% under the National Recommended Requirement standards ...

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Um, I better scrap the chicken in a basket idea for the bar and the gents then.

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18 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Um, I better scrap the chicken in a basket idea for the bar and the gents then.

It might be a good idea to try some reverse psychology.

Call it 'Chicken In A Basket Of Píss' and double the price.

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21 hours ago, acute said:

Where's Mork and Weej?

Health & Safety have just been in.  Apparently, the snacks on the bar are 30% urine.

So is the bitter

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54 minutes ago, acute said:

A pint of Soyer's Gastronomic Regenerator, if you please, Mr Mork.

One pint of fresh home brew coming up Jim.

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Coooo ... its a naturally warm too ...

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Not wanting to ask the bl**din' obvious BUT ...... why no mention of peanuts or chicken-in-a-basket in the Ladies' conveniences?

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The wimmen gets popcorn and fish fillets ...

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:huh: .........................

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6 hours ago, acute said:

A pint of Soyer's Gastronomic Regenerator, if you please, Mr Mork.

Is there supposed to be bits floating in this?

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3 hours ago, third_eye said:

Coooo ... its a naturally warm too ...

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Try sucking thru ter straw lad for a wicked brain rush.

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3 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Not wanting to ask the bl**din' obvious BUT ...... why no mention of peanuts or chicken-in-a-basket in the Ladies' conveniences?

We dunt get any women in here luv.

BUT, the G & D is long over due a womens touch Ouija, so any suggestions will warmly be welcomed onnit.

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27 minutes ago, acute said:

Is there supposed to be bits floating in this?

Only for my fave punters *wink*

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Them bitso that float are the residue that lays in the bottom of the glass and are released with the methane 

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HIM-PORTANT NOTISS

All lost property has now bin emptied int-ter skip.  Its bin their fah donkeys years and thah space is needed.  From next month the G & D will have a ladies rest room again.  Why not spread tee word onnit and bring a partner?

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5 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

:huh: .........................

okay ... caramel coated popcorn and authentic halibut fish fillet ...

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Since no one won prize No.7 in the recent Bullseye compo, Hank Shank has kindly offered his services as a christmas gift instead.  To win all you have to do is write a few wods of appreciation or mek a poem up about the G & D and just how much you luv it.

Below is a hint as to what Hank specializes in. (Warning: A bit filthy and not to everyones taste)

Spoiler

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Will be be having a pool competition to win a turkey for Christmas this year?

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I thought you only win them turkeys on bowling tournaments ?

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9 minutes ago, third_eye said:

I thought you only win them turkeys on bowling tournaments ?

Where I am from - there may be 1 possibly 2 bowling alleys in the country - neither in a pub. We play pool or skittles for turkeys. I won three playing pool one Christmas - but I think they were trying to tell me something when the third one only had 1 leg.  <_<

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I'm sorry to bother you, Mork, I can see you're busy, but... Rita's dead!  Apparently, she's been stiff as a board under a pile of coats since Tuesday.

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1 hour ago, RAyMO said:

Will be be having a pool competition to win a turkey for Christmas this year?

Thats a splendid idea young-un. (If yer clock the first page of this shenanigans you`ll find the G & Ds own unique take on pool)  

The mother-in-law has a meat raffle planned but I forbid her entry into the pub sees.

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