acute Posted November 13, 2017 #601 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Have you got rooms upstairs now? Have you moved the Meth Lab? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 13, 2017 Author #602 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, acute said: Have you got rooms upstairs now? Have you moved the Meth Lab? Always had rooms upstairs. If you stand outside and look at the windows up there you`ll be given a clue. You mean Marks old lavatory. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 13, 2017 #603 Share Posted November 13, 2017 38 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: Who knows, maybe Mark One, Merk & Big Mirk may return * yikes* and then the true horror, the very curse of the G & D may finally manifest itself. * a petrified women screams in the back ground * Is that petrified as scared sh1tless or as in hung up under a waterfall at Mother Shiptons cave in Yorkshire and turned to stone PS could you send someone round to deal with my black nun infestation I'll pay the extra to have them hammered 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 13, 2017 #604 Share Posted November 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: Always had rooms upstairs. If you stand outside and look at the windows up there you`ll be given a clue. Ok. Watch me pint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted November 13, 2017 #605 Share Posted November 13, 2017 That fella there looks like he's about to go invisible at any moment ... ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 13, 2017 #606 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Afternoon, lads. I've just had a tooth out so I need a large one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted November 13, 2017 #607 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just where do you take a tooth out to ... the Enamel Palace ? ~ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 13, 2017 #608 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I think Weej is still feeling the effects of the anaesthetic. She's climbing up the oak tree out the back with a pitcher of Absinthe and a curly straw. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted November 13, 2017 #609 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Oh fer gawd's sakes someone get her one of those cocktail umbrellas ... a large one ... ~ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2017 Author #610 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Well what wit chrismas coming up onnhim and no pub dog I am thinkin about owning one. Every pub has un guard mutt/deterant of death mascot onnit. So any suggestions from you bods would be handy uppit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 21, 2017 #611 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Is this the sort of thing you're looking for? It'd take quite a bit of feeding ........ maybe one punter per week would be enough? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2017 Author #612 Share Posted November 21, 2017 29 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Is this the sort of thing you're looking for? It'd take quite a bit of feeding ........ maybe one punter per week would be enough? Gud-un onnhim. Cud eat thah shire hoss. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2017 #613 Share Posted November 21, 2017 All you need is one chihuahua. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2017 Author #614 Share Posted November 21, 2017 50 minutes ago, acute said: All you need is one chihuahua. Yeh and am not forking owt 600-700 quid for a little critter like that lad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2017 #615 Share Posted November 21, 2017 50 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: Yeh and am not forking owt 600-700 quid for a little critter like that lad. There's a puppy farm round the back of Greggs. Fifty quid max. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2017 Author #616 Share Posted November 21, 2017 36 minutes ago, acute said: There's a puppy farm round the back of Greggs. Fifty quid max. You mean Greggs & Son Slaughter house? Well you learn summit new everyday Bob. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 21, 2017 #617 Share Posted November 21, 2017 No, no, no..... Greggs, where the fat bástards queue for pastries. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2017 Author #618 Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 minutes ago, acute said: No, no, no..... Greggs, where the fat bástards queue for pastries. That sounds all townie to me. There`ll be none of that int our village! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 22, 2017 #619 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Good evening my good mister bar mun...May I have a Mai Tai please, with a bendy straw. A paper one of cause, don't wish to be adding unnecessary waste now do we 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 22, 2017 #620 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I didn't quite make it to the bogs in time, and I cleaned it up using your chihuahua. I'm really sorry, Mork. Mitzy stinks a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 22, 2017 #621 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Oh my, that's put me off me tequila sunrise 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 22, 2017 Author #622 Share Posted November 22, 2017 3 hours ago, acute said: I didn't quite make it to the bogs in time, and I cleaned it up using your chihuahua. I'm really sorry, Mork. Mitzy stinks a bit. I`ll throttle yer for the clean up bill later bod. Better news for you lad. Yesterday I began to shiver, then came a sore throat and then the trotts - in that very same loo. I hope youve not caught owt off of me Bob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 23, 2017 Author #623 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Well I ve put my own flag up above the G & D. My 24/48 bug is passing out of my system *woo-hoo* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 23, 2017 #624 Share Posted November 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: My 24/48 bug is passing out of my system *woo-hoo* Yeah... Same 'ere! It's not the first time I've shat myself, but having the squirts all day seriously disrupts your drinking career. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted November 23, 2017 #625 Share Posted November 23, 2017 (edited) Oh, is that a flag? I thought it was Weej's bloomers. Edited November 23, 2017 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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