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:blush: erm ......... has anybody here seen a pair of Directoire double-gusseted ladies' undergarments floating around the premises? There's a slight possibility I ..... erm, a good friend of mine :blush: may have accidently become separated from them on these premises .......... :blush:

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What is it with my pub and certain peeps losing their clothing?  This aint a knocking shop you know!

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Next month sees a new hot meal on offer.  The G & D Power Breakfast.  For only 1 shilling and thruh-punce yee shall get -

One of Harry (the Hatchets) Jumbo Pork Bangers

Two slices of Harries Crispy Bacon Rashers.

Crush fried tomato.

One deep fried egg.

Lard on toast (black pepper and salt is optional)

Mug of stewed tea.

Spread thah word bods and why not give em thah slogan:  Cor blimey, I could murder a Ger-Der-Per-Ber.

 

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Anything kosher?

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22 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

:blush: erm ......... has anybody here seen a pair of Directoire double-gusseted ladies' undergarments floating around the premises? There's a slight possibility I ..... erm, a good friend of mine :blush: may have accidently become separated from them on these premises .......... :blush:

There's a pair of XXXXLs on Rudolph's antlers.

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Uhmmmm ... that's a pair of XXLs ... well worn out and stretched ...

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15 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

Next month sees a new hot meal on offer.  The G & D Power Breakfast.  For only 1 shilling and thruh-punce yee shall get -

One of Harry (the Hatchets) Jumbo Pork Bangers

Two slices of Harries Crispy Bacon Rashers.

Crush fried tomato.

One deep fried egg.

Lard on toast (black pepper and salt is optional)

Mug of stewed tea.

Spread thah word bods and why not give em thah slogan:  Cor blimey, I could murder a Ger-Der-Per-Ber.

 

Put this meal on, on the same night as the Lionel Blair tribute act and your on to a winner BTW I'll order a couple of them meals in advance and one of the kiddie size ones please

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There's going to be a Lionel Blair tribute act?!! :w00t: Brilliant! Will he be doing that charades game he did on the telly? I loved that.

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That night is cancelled!  This shady bod...

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...who looks more like a Dr Who reject ter me is a rum-un.  All smiles ont boat race an un sour apple ont inside in my onions opinion.

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1 hour ago, Matt221 said:

Put this meal on, on the same night as the Lionel Blair tribute act and your on to a winner BTW I'll order a couple of them meals in advance and one of the kiddie size ones please

Gawd lad!  You know it makes sense.

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As promised here is the new look to the refurbished G & D.  I spent £25 on one of those Colour Chrome Photo things - well worth it in my onions opinion.  Look, you can even see Matt, Acute, Third-Eye and other regulars celebrating. :) 

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I'm a under the second table on the right ... I'm a shy ...

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7 minutes ago, third_eye said:

I'm a under the second table on the right ... I'm a shy ...

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Oh thats where you were.  Big Vic told me you had scarpered into the gents after suddenly developing a hunger for peanuts

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Nawww ... I got enough of the peanuts in my pant ...

:D

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Will be knocking up a christmas LP this year.  Would make a cracking addition to that lump of coal and a orange in your stocking.  Below is a taster from: The Best of Mork on LP.

Spoiler

 

In The George an Dragon.

A song written and performed by Mork with the help of some choir singers, a herd of cows and some pigs.

 

I saw Big Vic, messing with his keys
He hurry ups, to avoid the fuppin police
After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-un

Old lanky Jim, is ordering a pint
With dire winds that pass from him behind
His Whistle and Flute, looking tossed and torn
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unn

A nasty draft settles all around
Darkest Derek, manifesting on the ground
Peering from the shadows, no-one seems forlorn
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnn

*Mork wanders through someone’s coal shed at winter*
(Softly spoken words)
I wash the empties with hope
Because the pub is waiting
Waiting for one bod
Local or from Scunthorpe, no one knows
But a bod that would turn up and buy me out
I hate this pigs sty
And everyone to everyone's neighbour too
Misery and suffering would be forgotten forever when I move to Ipswich
*temper tantrum*
This places gets right up my back…I could tell you some stories…GRRRR *cough*
*Cows sway from left to right, behind Mork*

It's all a dream and illusion now
It must come true, sometimes soon somehow
Erm…After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnnn

After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnnnn

in the George an Drag-unnnnnnn
One time…Whoh YEH!

 

 

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3 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

As promised here is the new look to the refurbished G & D.  I spent £25 on one of those Colour Chrome Photo things - well worth it in my onions opinion.  Look, you can even see Matt, Acute, Third-Eye and other regulars celebrating. :) 

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Ah yeah I love that Blue t shirt but what's Agro Aggie doin there she's got a life time ban I thourght after her" look at these beauty's" stunt

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3 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

 

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Did you take this with an old-fashioned camera?  You need a fast shutter speed to catch ouija ouija actually working.

 

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On ‎25‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 4:31 PM, Matt221 said:

Ah yeah I love that Blue t shirt but what's Agro Aggie doin there she's got a life time ban I thourght after her" look at these beauty's" stunt

Don't you remember? You took pity on her when she stood on her boobs and banged her head up the bar.

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On 11/25/2017 at 4:01 PM, Mr Mork said:

Will be knocking up a christmas LP this year.  Would make a cracking addition to that lump of coal and a orange in your stocking.  Below is a taster from: The Best of Mork on LP.

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In The George an Dragon.

A song written and performed by Mork with the help of some choir singers, a herd of cows and some pigs.

 

I saw Big Vic, messing with his keys
He hurry ups, to avoid the fuppin police
After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-un

Old lanky Jim, is ordering a pint
With dire winds that pass from him behind
His Whistle and Flute, looking tossed and torn
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unn

A nasty draft settles all around
Darkest Derek, manifesting on the ground
Peering from the shadows, no-one seems forlorn
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnn

*Mork wanders through someone’s coal shed at winter*
(Softly spoken words)
I wash the empties with hope
Because the pub is waiting
Waiting for one bod
Local or from Scunthorpe, no one knows
But a bod that would turn up and buy me out
I hate this pigs sty
And everyone to everyone's neighbour too
Misery and suffering would be forgotten forever when I move to Ipswich
*temper tantrum*
This places gets right up my back…I could tell you some stories…GRRRR *cough*
*Cows sway from left to right, behind Mork*

It's all a dream and illusion now
It must come true, sometimes soon somehow
Erm…After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnnn

After spending hours, hammering the rum
This comes to pass, in the George an Drag-unnnnn

in the George an Drag-unnnnnnn
One time…Whoh YEH!

 

 

I will be dancing round my handbag to this.  How do we sing it, in rap, operatic or knees up mother brown style?

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2 hours ago, freetoroam said:

I will be dancing round my handbag to this.  How do we sing it, in rap, operatic or knees up mother brown style?

This geezer "borrowed" it from me on sales or return.  Lucky B@gger made a fortune off of it and I got nowt! :blink:

 

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17 hours ago, freetoroam said:

I will be dancing round my handbag to this.  How do we sing it, in rap, operatic or knees up mother brown style?

Gotta be rap stylie Em And Em will be well gutted he never got the gig I still haven't forgiven him for making up lies about our old mate Stan 

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Ya mean Stan stood up but didn't stand up ?

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And who can forget poor owd Stan, god bless his soul.  75 yrs young and flipping ace with a pair of spoons.  Will we ever get over his tragic road accident?  A cold winters evening inside his T reg Metro when, through his poor vision he mistook the sweeping, concave display of ice along the bottom of his windscreen as real scenery.  Needless to say - church wall, crash, bang, wallop!

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