Matt221 Posted December 6, 2017 #676 Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, third_eye said: What's wrong with Blue Berries ? ~ There a bit small .... Although a handful chucked in mmmmmm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted December 6, 2017 #677 Share Posted December 6, 2017 ~ [00.03:05] ~ I close my eyes and I can see Bill singing this while dancing up and down the bar ... and our Mr Mork pounding on the piano ... ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 6, 2017 #678 Share Posted December 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: A chocolate fountain and strawberries the only problem is strawberries are out of season and Mr Mork won't have foreign ones in the G&D so we'll have to have somthing that is in season .... like cod or rabbit or swede that kinda thing Cod dipped in chocolate? Ok, but is the cod British or foreign,, i mean has its swimming route been monitored? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 6, 2017 #679 Share Posted December 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Cod dipped in chocolate? Ok, but is the cod British or foreign,, i mean has its swimming route been monitored? Out and out uk cod it's never been out of the 12 mile limit my mate Dick the diver has been following the shoal for about a year 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 6, 2017 #680 Share Posted December 6, 2017 3 hours ago, third_eye said: What's wrong with Blue Berries ? ~ Well they're ....... BLUE ....... which suggests the presence of mould, to me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 6, 2017 Author #681 Share Posted December 6, 2017 *watching I`m a Celeb on the pubs black and white tv* If that washed up footballer called Dennis W comes in, let me know & I`ll throw him out me-self! Insulting Iain - more or less saying he is useless at tasks!! I`d like to see him enter the pub and say I`m no good at pulling pints. He`d have to then judge my fist pulling skills ah can tell yee!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 7, 2017 #682 Share Posted December 7, 2017 15 hours ago, Mr Mork said: *watching I`m a Celeb on the pubs black and white tv* If that washed up footballer called Dennis W comes in, let me know & I`ll throw him out me-self! Insulting Iain - more or less saying he is useless at tasks!! I`d like to see him enter the pub and say I`m no good at pulling pints. He`d have to then judge my fist pulling skills ah can tell yee!!!! I was gonna watch that but the mrs offered me some hot pins to stick in my eyes ..... It was no brainer really 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 8, 2017 #683 Share Posted December 8, 2017 On 06/12/2017 at 10:38 PM, Mr Mork said: *watching I`m a Celeb on the pubs black and white tv* Isn't it about time you got rid of that old TV? They haven't had tubes for years! Maybe if you invested in an LCD flat-screen, we might be able to walk past it without our hair standing on end. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 8, 2017 #684 Share Posted December 8, 2017 4 hours ago, acute said: Isn't it about time you got rid of that old TV? They haven't had tubes for years! Maybe if you invested in an LCD flat-screen, we might be able to walk past it without our hair standing on end. My old mum rekon she remembers watch the Queens coronation on that telly she said if it's gotta go can she have it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 8, 2017 #685 Share Posted December 8, 2017 These days, TV's don't have cathode ray tubes, square screens, visible speaker grills, buttons on the front, rabbit ear set-top aerials, or glowing valves! Your mum will love it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 9, 2017 Author #686 Share Posted December 9, 2017 2 hours ago, acute said: These days, TV's don't have cathode ray tubes, square screens, visible speaker grills, buttons on the front, rabbit ear set-top aerials, or glowing valves! Your mum will love it! Remember that odd couple who spwnt the night here? Yah, know: Steel and Sapphire. They left today and warned me that a future relative of Dark Dereks is observin us onnit via...now how did they put it ter-me? Summit abowt putting a large crystal int tap-room...erm...its invisable...um...summit abowt its 3D density anchor - must be on a boat. This bod int future is sat int 4th level of denseness an erm, uses his nut to link wit anchor. Then some gubbins abowt his mind being a 3d black n white TV in true colour wit sound and smell and touch. Couldnt wait to kick em owt, ah can tell yer! Fuppin new agers!!! Bleeding bird (sapphire) wasnt even good looking onnit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 9, 2017 #687 Share Posted December 9, 2017 (edited) ^ She's been on the snakebite by the sound of it, the dozy tart. Edited December 9, 2017 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 10, 2017 #688 Share Posted December 10, 2017 Is there much snow at the G&D? I need to be able to get in, but not out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 11, 2017 Author #689 Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 10/12/2017 at 11:51 AM, acute said: Is there much snow at the G&D? I need to be able to get in, but not out. Gawd Lad! Its a bit chilly near the fridge, as we often say here but many bods have tunnelled thier way through ter pub. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 12, 2017 #690 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yo Barkeep! Please let me have a pint of your strongest beer and gimme a menu. I need something hot and greasy and I'm not talking about your girlfriend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 12, 2017 Author #691 Share Posted December 12, 2017 4 hours ago, OverSword said: Yo Barkeep! Please let me have a pint of your strongest beer and gimme a menu. I need something hot and greasy and I'm not talking about your girlfriend. One tankard of a beer called Battery Acid coming up. Its 16% proof and carries the taste of sour orangeade mixed with strong bitter (8%) Buy two and get a vodka or scotch alkey pop free. Thee Menu T`day is, onnit Braising steak `n` onion cob. Cheese flan. Full english breakfast (lard on toast comes free) Corned beef hash Soup of thee day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 12, 2017 #692 Share Posted December 12, 2017 I know I'm going to regret asking, but what is the soup of the day today .......... approximately? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 12, 2017 Author #693 Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: I know I'm going to regret asking, but what is the soup of the day today .......... approximately? Carrot, oxo, tripe `n` pigs trotter. Would you like a slice of bread with butter, or maybe lard? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 13, 2017 #694 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Er ..... I'll pass on all of that, thanks. But a pint of Baileys would be nice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 13, 2017 #695 Share Posted December 13, 2017 19 hours ago, Mr Mork said: Carrot, oxo, tripe `n` pigs trotter. Would you like a slice of bread with butter, or maybe lard? Can I have it without the carrot or oxo just a trotter in lard n hot water please 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 13, 2017 Author #696 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Can I have it without the carrot or oxo just a trotter in lard n hot water please Look matey, if you wanna start messin wit menu onnit get yer self down to a Bennys Snap Cabin. He`ll put the lot on a french stick to 2 bob. And the trotter will still be warm too - no, not from the oven. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 13, 2017 Author #697 Share Posted December 13, 2017 7 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Er ..... I'll pass on all of that, thanks. But a pint of Baileys would be nice. Me eye is on you lass. Acute may be right about your pour one/drink one policy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 14, 2017 Author #698 Share Posted December 14, 2017 The George & Dragon Festive Play ..._... Volunteers required to play various roles in a reworking of a Weevleton legend ..._... A retelling of a Weevleton staple. full of tradition and festivitie. Marlene Makepiece and her lover - Jonny Justin, find themselves `in the club` and are stranded in the middle of nowhere on christmas eve. With Marlene ready to give birth, will the luckless couple find warmth & comfort as they follow the aluring glow of a distant glue factory? More info coming soon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 14, 2017 #699 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Can i play the glue factory,I can easy replicate that hidious stench....so the mrs says 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 14, 2017 Author #700 Share Posted December 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Matt221 said: Can i play the glue factory,I can easy replicate that hidious stench....so the mrs says Well, there is a part where some youths flee the factories premises. So, are you game to play one of the Sniffer gang then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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