+ouija ouija Posted December 20, 2017 #726 Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Is the G&D doing free christmas dinner on xmas day? And will there be brussel sprouts? Yes, but Mr Mork says we're only allowed 2 each. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #727 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, ouija ouija said: A musical version would be nice so that we can sing along. Plus some energetic dance routines(although it doesn't sound as though Santa Todd would be up to any high kicks ) I like the musical idea...i will get a selection of body bags, sorry...meant hand bags us ladies can dance around. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #728 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, ouija ouija said: Yes, but Mr Mork says we're only allowed 2 each. 2? What brussel sprouts or dinners? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 20, 2017 #729 Share Posted December 20, 2017 HEY! Have you noticed that you and I chatting has made this thread hot, hot, HOT!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #730 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Just now, ouija ouija said: HEY! Have you noticed that you and I chatting has made this thread hot, hot, HOT!!!! Tis because we are hot, hot, HOT!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 20, 2017 #731 Share Posted December 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, freetoroam said: 2? What brussel sprouts or dinners? Brussels sprouts. Plus, they all have to be of a uniform diameter and the same shade of green. God, I'll be glad when we are no longer under the thumb of Brussels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #732 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, ouija ouija said: Brussels sprouts. Plus, they all have to be of a uniform diameter and the same shade of green. God, I'll be glad when we are no longer under the thumb of Brussels. Well that seems fair really, i am sure last year one of your brussel sprouts was slightly bigger and greener than mine.....although my case was thrown out of court because of lack of evidence, i have never forgotten it. So tis right we should all have the same size and colour brussels. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 20, 2017 Author #733 Share Posted December 20, 2017 38 minutes ago, freetoroam said: 2? What brussel sprouts or dinners? Go back a couple of pages to see my menu madam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 20, 2017 Author #734 Share Posted December 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Tis because we are hot, hot, HOT!!!! Look! This isnt a place for chatting about this or that. Buy a drink and talk about the unlucky nature of other folks lifes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 20, 2017 Author #735 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: For goodness' sake! It's nearly Christmas ..... can't you talk about something more cheerful? That reminds me of Jothra Duffleduck. He did a santa dress up for the kiddies one year. On his night off 18 ferets attacked him - he didnt look a pretty sight in his coffin, I can tell you!. Merry gubbins luv. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 20, 2017 #736 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: That's okay. It's nice that all the animals are safe with him. I think you mean,( and feel free to write it into the film) the animals were safe with him,thats an old picture 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 20, 2017 #737 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: That's okay. It's nice that all the animals are safe with him. I think you mean,( and feel free to write it into the film) the animals were safe with him,thats an old picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 20, 2017 #738 Share Posted December 20, 2017 OOHPS SORRY POSTED TWICE ..... IT'S FATE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 20, 2017 #739 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Somthing like this its even got the atmosphere of the good old G&D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #740 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Mr Mork said: Look! This isnt a place for chatting about this or that. Buy a drink and talk about the unlucky nature of other folks lifes. Sorry boss...got a bit carried away with all that cheery christmas time, good will and happy chappy stuff..will not happen again. What about my new movie idea? I could put you in as the leading actor. Ps: any chance of a (18) JD's and coke on the tab till the new year? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #741 Share Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/17/2017 at 6:59 PM, Mr Mork said: To all of those who have already payed for their christmas dinner at the G&D. The confirmed menu is-. Fost (first) plate-up ....__.... Duck Broth or Hog Soup or Cheese un pickle butty wit pickled egg Next-un ....__.... Roast Turkey wit veg, tay-torz an Weevleton pudding or Sausage, chips, beans an fried egg wit bread or Cheese un toast wit salt Puddin ....__.... Whiskey Trifle or Pears in cream or Boozed Jelly ....__.... To all ye punters may ah wish ye a Merry Uppit Onnin! Where are the brussels sprouts? This is not a traditional christmas dinner menu! Sack the chef! Apart from the brussels...all seems good, i'll have the Starter: whiskey trifle Main meal: whiskey trifle Dessert: Whiskey trifle 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 20, 2017 #742 Share Posted December 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Where are the brussels sprouts? This is not a traditional christmas dinner menu! Sack the chef! Apart from the brussels...all seems good, i'll have the Starter: whiskey trifle Main meal: whiskey trifle Dessert: Whiskey trifle That'll mainly be 1/2 pint mug of whiskey with a spoon full of instant whip and a cube of jelly ...... put me down for a few 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted December 20, 2017 #743 Share Posted December 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Matt221 said: That'll mainly be 1/2 pint mug of whiskey with a spoon full of instant whip and a cube of jelly ...... put me down for a few Sounds good to me, will be having seconds and asking for a doggy bag. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 20, 2017 Author #744 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Sounds good to me, will be having seconds and asking for a doggy bag. You`ll end up crawling like a dog mate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 20, 2017 Author #745 Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 hour ago, freetoroam said: Sorry boss...got a bit carried away with all that cheery christmas time, good will and happy chappy stuff..will not happen again. What about my new movie idea? I could put you in as the leading actor. Ps: any chance of a (18) JD's and coke on the tab till the new year? An interesting proposal. Maybe you could be the lead lass innit too - if you can flesh yourself out abit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 21, 2017 #746 Share Posted December 21, 2017 On 20/12/2017 at 5:59 PM, freetoroam said: Tis because we are hot, hot, HOT!!!! Allegedly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 24, 2017 Author #747 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Well the pub doors are being bolted in 30 mins. Hurry if your game for a lock-in onnit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 24, 2017 #748 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I'll come in down the chimney, once I've finished these delivery's... Ho, ho, ho....wishing you all a lovely Christmas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 25, 2017 #749 Share Posted December 25, 2017 On 20/12/2017 at 6:35 PM, Mr Mork said: Look! This isnt a place for chatting about this or that. Buy a drink and talk about the unlucky nature of other folks lifes. I agree! It's all about Festive Schadenfreude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 25, 2017 #750 Share Posted December 25, 2017 Are you open tonight, Mork? The Slag & Lettuce is open from 7 til 12, and Ye Olde Floppy Disk is open til 2 in the morning! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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