Mark One Posted December 25, 2017 Author #751 Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, acute said: Are you open tonight, Mork? The Slag & Lettuce is open from 7 til 12, and Ye Olde Floppy Disk is open til 2 in the morning! Yay lad, we be open this after. The christmas dinner-rers are heading hom wit full guts onnit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 26, 2017 #752 Share Posted December 26, 2017 21 hours ago, Mr Mork said: Yay lad, we be open this after. The christmas dinner-rers are heading hom wit full guts onnit. I struggled with the Isle of Man dialect, but I think I got the gist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 26, 2017 Author #753 Share Posted December 26, 2017 41 minutes ago, acute said: I struggled with the Isle of Man dialect, but I think I got the gist. Local tongue is a tad worse today. The old nut is banging...I`m sure that turkey was off (it cant have anything to do with the booze) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 26, 2017 #754 Share Posted December 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: The old nut is banging...I`m sure that turkey was off (it cant have anything to do with the booze) Could've been a bad sprout. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 26, 2017 Author #755 Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, acute said: Could've been a bad sprout. You could be onto something. Ive always said - xmas meals severely dehydrate the body. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 26, 2017 #756 Share Posted December 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: You could be onto something. Ive always said - xmas meals severely dehydrate the body. You've just said what we were all thinking! I got píssed as a fart yesterday. Bisto Chicken & Cointreau Gravy, I reckon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 26, 2017 Author #757 Share Posted December 26, 2017 19 minutes ago, acute said: You've just said what we were all thinking! I got píssed as a fart yesterday. Bisto Chicken & Cointreau Gravy, I reckon. Your not wrong pal. I blame a chemical imbalance that is caused by the excitement and stress of the festive season. Such sensations put the old body through the mill and you wake up in the morning feeling as rough as a summits, summit. All of that chemical wish-wash digesting away must put a right strain on the water content. Next year I`m sticking with chips n pizza. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 26, 2017 #758 Share Posted December 26, 2017 6 hours ago, acute said: I struggled with the Isle of Man dialect, but I think I got the gist. Did you mean Manx dialect? 5 hours ago, acute said: Could've been a bad sprout. There's no such thing as a bad sprout, mister Pint of tap water, when you're ready, mine host. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 26, 2017 Author #759 Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Did you mean Manx dialect? There's no such thing as a bad sprout, mister Pint of tap water, when you're ready, mine host. And where woz you onnit on xmas day? Them festive slops dint serve em sens yer know! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #760 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Mr Mork said: And where woz you onnit on xmas day? Them festive slops dint serve em sens yer know! You talking Northern bolllocks? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #761 Share Posted December 27, 2017 (That's an officially-recognized English dialect, BTW) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #762 Share Posted December 27, 2017 19 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Did you mean Manx dialect? Don't be silly. A Manx is a 3-legged cat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 27, 2017 #763 Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 hours ago, acute said: Don't be silly. A Manx is a 3-legged cat. No it ain't it's a bloke without a tail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #764 Share Posted December 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Matt221 said: No it ain't it's a bloke without a tail I stand corrected. (on 3 legs) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 27, 2017 #765 Share Posted December 27, 2017 TMI 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #766 Share Posted December 27, 2017 On 26/12/2017 at 0:23 PM, Mr Mork said: I`m sure that turkey was off (it cant have anything to do with the booze) Was it a rancid Tesco's turkey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 27, 2017 Author #767 Share Posted December 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, acute said: Was it a rancid Tesco's turkey? Waitrose, should I complain to that shops big chief? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 27, 2017 Author #768 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Overall, at the end of the day. I feel that a decent dose of TCP antiseptic solves all of natures hang-ups. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted December 27, 2017 #769 Share Posted December 27, 2017 51 minutes ago, acute said: I stand corrected. (on 3 legs) Handy for doing cartwheels 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 27, 2017 #770 Share Posted December 27, 2017 32 minutes ago, Mr Mork said: Waitrose, should I complain to that shops big chief? Yes, put it in writing to Rose Wait herself! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 28, 2017 #771 Share Posted December 28, 2017 18 hours ago, Mr Mork said: Overall, at the end of the day. I feel that a decent dose of TCP antiseptic solves all of natures hang-ups. Can one still buy TCP? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 28, 2017 #772 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I have a fresh batch of TCP in my first aid kit, comes In so handy for swilling out the sick bucket too... One more of those, ....Traditional Christmas/New Year smells. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 28, 2017 #773 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Is TCP the dregs from my Christmas sock ale? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 28, 2017 #774 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Oh, by the by, do I need to book a table for the new years drinking. If so can I have the table nearest the hearth, I'll bring the TCP if this will swing it? Are we still all dressing up for it are will that just be me again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted December 28, 2017 #775 Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Blue Star said: Oh, by the by, do I need to book a table for the new years drinking. If so can I have the table nearest the hearth, I'll bring the TCP if this will swing it? Are we still all dressing up for it are will that just be me again? I would love to share your table Bluey. I hear you can really hold your champagne. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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