+OverSword Posted December 29, 2017 #801 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Bend over. Oh damn did I say that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 29, 2017 #802 Share Posted December 29, 2017 22 hours ago, Mr Mork said: Worry yee not. Have a slurp from this special mug. I drink Scrumpy Jack sometimes (including right now) . Why have you got Scrumpy Jack mugs, and no Scrumpy Jack? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted December 31, 2017 #803 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Am I the first to arrive? Wow! Clear bar... And the whole dancefloor to myself, cool....let's see, loo, drink, dance.... May I have a shot of Baileys over ice, to start, please my good bar man, card behind the bar I think... And of cause, one for the Mister DJ and yourself. Looks like I have been stood up by Mr OVe'...Unless, he's just gone all shy after what he said the other night. Whatever, I'm off to the dancefloor, Happy New year Let's dance. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 1, 2018 #804 Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, Blue Star said: Whatever, I'm off to the dancefloor, Happy New year Let's dance. Pssssst ... o'er 'ere .... ~ Spoiler ~ [00.03:18] ~ Happy New Ones ... Star ... ") ~ Edited January 1, 2018 by third_eye wrong clip 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 1, 2018 #805 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Well, Here we are..... Another year, another Carling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OverSword Posted January 2, 2018 #806 Share Posted January 2, 2018 On 12/31/2017 at 11:47 PM, third_eye said: Pssssst ... o'er 'ere .... ~ Reveal hidden contents ~ [00.03:18] ~ Happy New Ones ... Star ... ") ~ My goodness, you seem to have outclassed me and stole my best girl. Just for that I'm coming over to your house to play video games but I'm making you buy the pizza. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 2, 2018 #807 Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, OverSword said: My goodness, you seem to have outclassed me and stole my best girl. Just for that I'm coming over to your house to play video games but I'm making you buy the pizza. Extra on the anchovies ? ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 4, 2018 #808 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I haven't been in for a while on account of mother in law hitler has been over to stay in offered to get big Trevor to bring her in but she rekon she'd sooner stay in and watch me next Christmas she can go and stay with some bugga else 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 7, 2018 #809 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Where's Mork? He's not decomposing in the cellar is he? The front doors are locked, so I had to ram the fire doors with my Ford Anglia. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 7, 2018 #810 Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, acute said: Where's Mork? He's not decomposing in the cellar is he? The front doors are locked, so I had to ram the fire doors with my Ford Anglia. Love those cars. I do hope it is not scratched or dented I heard Monk is indisposed somewhere and apparently we can set up our own tab and help ourselves. But do it quick. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted January 7, 2018 #811 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I thought they dumped Mr Mork in the Ford Anglia ... ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 7, 2018 #812 Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, third_eye said: I thought they dumped Mr Mork in the Ford Anglia ... ~ Oh was that Monk? I thought it was the leftovers from acutes packed lunch. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 8, 2018 #813 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Where's weej? The barrels need changing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 8, 2018 Author #814 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Well may I say that I do indeed feel awfully refreshed after taking the old dog for a long walk. Looks like its been busy here - splendid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 Author #815 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Everything looks so different here now. What have my relatives been up to? Finger food in the toilets!!! ...Oh well, it ifs not broken, don't fix it springs to mind... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 9, 2018 #816 Share Posted January 9, 2018 On 1/8/2018 at 8:26 PM, Mark One said: Well may I say that I do indeed feel awfully refreshed after taking the old dog for a long walk. Looks like its been busy here - splendid. Just in time....the optics are empty and so are the kegs. 7 minutes ago, Mark One said: Everything looks so different here now. ... Thats because everything is empty. Can you place an urgent order for booze and get some more finger food in, h&s says we can not eat finger food which has been taken into the toilets (something about them getting wet i think) Ps: welcome back, we are just beginning to really miss you Don't forget to get that booze order in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 Author #817 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Oh I see. Mr Mork got a bit tight with the drink or maybe the staff he hired took liberties. I got in touch with the suppliers - 15 kegs here by tomorrow. The food hang-up in the wash rooms shall be replaced with coloured glass balls and ornamental frogs. I`m also developing an inkling towards more cork in the bar. Madam Freetoroam, many thanks for the feed back and if you ever need any peanuts - help yourself to my left overs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 9, 2018 #818 Share Posted January 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mark One said: The food hang-up in the wash rooms shall be replaced with coloured glass balls and ornamental frogs. How are we supposed to eat glass balls and ornamental frogs? 7 minutes ago, Mark One said: If you ever need any peanuts - help yourself to my left overs. Very generous of you kind sir. Is that the leftovers in the bowl only or can it include the ones on the floor ? (Obviously i do not want the crushed ones ...i have standards) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 Author #819 Share Posted January 9, 2018 With the beer ordered and the puzzling changes made to my pub striking me at my every turn - lets hope the G&D doesnt become a repeat of the Meux & Company Brewery disaster. And then there are the muckers who handle its storage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 Author #820 Share Posted January 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, freetoroam said: How are we supposed to eat glass balls and ornamental frogs? There will be big signs offering clear advice on that or how not to end up looking blue in the face. 2 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Very generous of you kind sir. Is that the leftovers in the bowl only or can it include the ones on the floor ? (Obviously i do not want the crushed ones ...i have standards) I`ll let the goat mop up those escapees along the floor - we cannot recycle the fly infested/dog end ridden damp ones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 9, 2018 #821 Share Posted January 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mark One said: I`ll let the goat mop up those escapees along the floor - we cannot recycle the fly infested/dog end ridden damp ones You are very efficient. Now i feel guilty, i do not like seeing any food go to waste, tell the goat to put them back in the bowl. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 9, 2018 #822 Share Posted January 9, 2018 It's good to see you again Mark, but er ........ what's happened to Mork? p.s. I am NOT responsible for the lack of booze in this boozer, whatever that liar acute says! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 9, 2018 Author #823 Share Posted January 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: It's good to see you again Mark, but er ........ what's happened to Mork? Mork headed back to Blackpool after learning of my return. (He runs a B n B over there with his sister, Mercia.) 5 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: p.s. I am NOT responsible for the lack of booze in this boozer, whatever that liar acute says! Noted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 10, 2018 #824 Share Posted January 10, 2018 You can't beat a rough shag. Unfortunately, there's none in the vending machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 10, 2018 #825 Share Posted January 10, 2018 (Welcome back, Mark!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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