Mark One Posted January 10, 2018 Author #826 Share Posted January 10, 2018 1 hour ago, acute said: (Welcome back, Mark!) Cheerz me owd mucker. Thah hopes me relations ran a tight ship and tended ter all yah needs lad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 11, 2018 Author #827 Share Posted January 11, 2018 It does indeed seem that my predecessors here lived in the past. Too much "retro" going on around here when the euro & credit crunching affects our daily life's. Perhaps its time for the G&D to offer a service to joe public (or bods - if that is how my previous inklings referenced you who frequent here?) The UK has a charitable service often called a Food Bank. So what about a beer bank for those long term veterans of slurpyness, who struggle to make their daily ends meet? We could then train Pugs to go out on their rounds searching for weary scholars of the drink who are struggling to make it to my doors? An humble Pug with a small back pack filled with the strong stuff maybe? Or am I going through a mid-life crisis - or - mental breakdown? In other news, Boris "the Blade" has agreed a long term deal with me to serve pies, bangers and chips from his caravan, parked on my grounds. The extra large car park may also prove useful for a swimming pool for my regulars... 2018 has big plans for the George & Dragon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 12, 2018 #828 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Has big Margaret been in selling them hats yet ? ....hope I ain't missed her 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 12, 2018 #829 Share Posted January 12, 2018 On 11/01/2018 at 3:11 PM, Mark One said: The extra large car park may also prove useful for a swimming pool for my regulars... I'm not trying to be awkward(oh, okay, I am) (large sherry when you have a moment. Thanks), but that massive 10" deep puddle in the car park cannot, by anyone's estimation, be mistaken for a 'swimming pool'! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 12, 2018 Author #830 Share Posted January 12, 2018 53 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: I'm not trying to be awkward(oh, okay, I am) (large sherry when you have a moment. Thanks), but that massive 10" deep puddle in the car park cannot, by anyone's estimation, be mistaken for a 'swimming pool'! To quote an old adage - The greatest Oaks have been little acorns. One large sherry madam. How about some pickled onion crisps too? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 12, 2018 Author #831 Share Posted January 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Matt221 said: Has big Margaret been in selling them hats yet ? ....hope I ain't missed her Sorry sir but whoever this Margaret women is, its clearly before my time of returning. I suggest you have a pint of Best and seek out Acute or Mr Eye. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted January 13, 2018 #832 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) (Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep. Can I get a glen livet? (thinks I may have messed up a game here...) Edited January 13, 2018 by newbloodmoon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 13, 2018 #833 Share Posted January 13, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, newbloodmoon said: (Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep. Can I get a glen livet? (thinks I may have messed up a game here...) Perhaps a Glen Livid would be more apt! edit to add: another couple of large sherries, please. Edited January 13, 2018 by ouija ouija 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 13, 2018 #834 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Pint of gin please Mark. I've had a rough day. Hold the ice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 13, 2018 #835 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Things can't be that rough if you've still got enough cash to buy a PINT of gin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 13, 2018 #836 Share Posted January 13, 2018 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: Things can't be that rough if you've still got enough cash to buy a PINT of gin! He charges more for the ice than for the gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 13, 2018 Author #837 Share Posted January 13, 2018 7 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: (Comes in partly wet) So I am not entirely happy with your swimming pool in the parking lot. The dang thing is only 10 inches deep. Can I get a glen livet? (thinks I may have messed up a game here...) How gossip quickly spreads around this little village of Weevelton. Now, now then I AM PLANNING TO INSTALL ONE IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!! You locals may find a puddle of dirty rain water a real boon when one wishes to dip their toe etc. But where I come from such gatherings of rain are best avoided or over stepped. And you`ll have a turbo shandy or nowt! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 13, 2018 Author #838 Share Posted January 13, 2018 6 hours ago, acute said: Pint of gin please Mark. I've had a rough day. Hold the ice. Coming up kind bodling. *disappears and then returns with one of those trick pint pots (only carries 2/5s of a pint)* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 13, 2018 Author #839 Share Posted January 13, 2018 3 hours ago, acute said: He charges more for the ice than for the gin. *watches Acute take a slurp out of doctored pot* Oh Acute, you`re such a card. *evil grin* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 22, 2018 Author #840 Share Posted January 22, 2018 So when is someone going to buy me - the landlord - a big drink then? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 22, 2018 #841 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark One said: So when is someone going to buy me - the landlord - a big drink then? **** off! You make your living from bleeding us dry! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 22, 2018 Author #842 Share Posted January 22, 2018 20 minutes ago, acute said: **** off! You make your living from bleeding us dry! That job role...the one Mork gave you...a doorman...use it yourself bub...YOUR FIRED! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 23, 2018 #843 Share Posted January 23, 2018 **** YOU! I'm going to The Vine! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 23, 2018 #844 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I'm barred from the Vine for dancing on the pool table. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 23, 2018 #845 Share Posted January 23, 2018 A pint of Best and a slice of humble pie please gaffer. Keep the change. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 23, 2018 Author #846 Share Posted January 23, 2018 45 minutes ago, acute said: A pint of Best and a slice of humble pie please gaffer. Keep the change. Hmmm, I hope you've had a bath? Marvin with the nose told me that they're over-run with fox fleas at the moment. One pint and...erm it`ll have to be sausage and bean pie. Um, the menu says it comes with chips and gravy. *cough* That`ll be £15 an 12 shillings John. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 23, 2018 #847 Share Posted January 23, 2018 The sausages in that pie ...... they're not vegetarian, are they? I thought I saw one of them wriggle just now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 23, 2018 Author #848 Share Posted January 23, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, ouija ouija said: The sausages in that pie ...... they're not vegetarian, are they? I thought I saw one of them wriggle just now. Take more water with it luv. EDIT You`re thinking of those sausage roles on offer at the Vine. Edited January 23, 2018 by Mark One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 24, 2018 Author #849 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Good news! Dark Derek has been cleared of all charges, and is now nolonger tagged. Hes lost a bit of weight since we last saw him but hes really pleased to be back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 24, 2018 #850 Share Posted January 24, 2018 I think he really rocks his new Goth look! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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