Mark One Posted January 24, 2018 Author #851 Share Posted January 24, 2018 22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: I think he really rocks his new Goth look! Oh well done Ouija Ouija! Look what you've done to his fragile nature 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 24, 2018 #852 Share Posted January 24, 2018 Give him a couple of stiff drinks ...... on me. And tell him to pull himself together, for gawd's sake! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 25, 2018 #853 Share Posted January 25, 2018 17 hours ago, Mark One said: Good news! Dark Derek has been cleared of all charges, and is now no longer tagged. He couldn't have done it anyway! He was in Pentonville at the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 25, 2018 Author #854 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Well what ever the case. I`m glad Dark Del is back cos he loves his snakebites. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 27, 2018 #855 Share Posted January 27, 2018 On 25/01/2018 at 0:23 PM, acute said: He couldn't have done it anyway! He was in Pentonville at the time. That explains his Gothic look it's prison pallor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 27, 2018 Author #856 Share Posted January 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Matt221 said: That explains his Gothic look it's prison pallor But hes always had that look...plus the large pointy ears. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 28, 2018 #857 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Brandy & Babycham please, Mark. Butch it up with a pint glass, if you will. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #858 Share Posted January 28, 2018 38 minutes ago, acute said: Brandy & Babycham please, Mark. Butch it up with a pint glass, if you will. Coming right up mucker. How about some sunday lunch? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 28, 2018 #859 Share Posted January 28, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Mark One said: Coming right up mucker. How about some sunday lunch? Trad Sunday Roast please. No peas though. Edited January 28, 2018 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #860 Share Posted January 28, 2018 IMPORTANT NOTICE HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE? Blacklisted Drunks A free drink to any who spot them trying to wriggle their way into the Dragon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #861 Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, acute said: Trad Sunday Roast please. No peas. Oh your too late, weve sold right out. But all is not lost here at the G & D. Why not have a healthy helping of Quickie Sausage Goulash? Theres plenty left from yesterday. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 28, 2018 #862 Share Posted January 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, Mark One said: IMPORTANT NOTICE HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE? Blacklisted Drunks A free drink to any who spot them trying to wriggle their way into the Dragon. How did"Dirty" Dick flemming make the list he's a proper nice bloke apart from being a dick and a bit flemmy and maybe not as clean as the rest of us 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 28, 2018 #863 Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark One said: IMPORTANT NOTICE HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE? Blacklisted Drunks A free drink to any who spot them trying to wriggle their way into the Dragon. Nobody's recognised the one on the left? No? Okay, that's good. *cough* Chap in the middle: I wouldn't want to distress his relatives but quite honestly, he looks more dead than drunk. As for the poor soul on the right, if you'd lost an eye and several of your fingers you'd probably need a stiff drink or ten yourself! (Pint of Black Velvet when you're ready, mine host) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 28, 2018 #864 Share Posted January 28, 2018 18 hours ago, Mark One said: But hes always had that look...plus the large pointy ears. I confess I've always had a bit of a thing for men with pointy ears I was heartbroken when Mr.Spock died. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #865 Share Posted January 28, 2018 22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Nobody's recognised the one on the left? No? Okay, that's good. *cough* Chap in the middle: I wouldn't want to distress his relatives but quite honestly, he looks more dead than drunk. As for the poor soul on the right, if you'd lost an eye and several of your fingers you'd probably need a stiff drink or ten yourself! (Pint of Black Velvet when you're ready, mine host) Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 28, 2018 #866 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Here's a pic of all the locals 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 28, 2018 #867 Share Posted January 28, 2018 25 minutes ago, Mark One said: Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? That's right ....... post a photo of me on the one night I forget to shave me legs! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #868 Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Here's a pic of all the locals Um, I don't quite recall that event...Maybe it was one of Merks theme nights? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 28, 2018 #869 Share Posted January 28, 2018 You remember this it was joyce and ernies wedding reception 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #870 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Wasn't that the night Enid Muscle kicked off in an argument with Fanny about some curtains? A textbook pint and a fight night. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted January 28, 2018 #871 Share Posted January 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Mark One said: Um, does this snapshot from the other night bring back any memories? Wasn't that the night that Weej tried Mark's "Genuine Craft Ales"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 28, 2018 Author #872 Share Posted January 28, 2018 No, that was the night before the night you are thinking of. ^ That night ^ saw Mangle Minces daughter Dotty, sink her first pint of Dragon Best. Awww bless. Another yung-unn becomes a beginner. *tears in eyes* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 29, 2018 #873 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 29, 2018 Author #874 Share Posted January 29, 2018 8 hours ago, Matt221 said: Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades *scratches chin* Now old Shifty here (Rico Hopadopalus) was infact lying in wait for Mick Spelt-Like-Brick. Yer see, a year back in July, Rico lent Micky £15 so he could go off and bisit his troubled uncle in Skegness. Seemed someone was stealing his uncles oranges...well, thats what Micky told old shifty. When Micky finally returned with his wife, old shifty collared him about the loan. Micky gave hhim a sob story about being robbed by an highway man, but promised to pay up when he can onnit. Days tond inter weeks and thats when old shifty decided to put on a cunning disguise - those goggles - to spring on Micky when he wasnt looking. Now, another pint of Best, son? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 29, 2018 #875 Share Posted January 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Matt221 said: Here's beardy Eric singing as usual seems quite"happy"here ....... note old shifty in the shades Shifty has a very big bottle infront of him. That is not fair...we never get served bottles that size when Mark is behind the bar! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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