Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #876 Share Posted January 30, 2018 13 hours ago, freetoroam said: Shifty has a very big bottle infront of him. That is not fair...we never get served bottles that size when Mark is behind the bar! I think it's because shifty is a local"face" being involved with that car ringing gang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 30, 2018 #877 Share Posted January 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: I think it's because shifty is a local"face" being involved with that car ringing gang Car ringing or rigging? I did hear some car hooters going off the other night..so annoying, was that him and his cronnies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 30, 2018 Author #878 Share Posted January 30, 2018 A word in yer shell-like! All this blabbin about some of me punters has drawn the filths attention my way!!! This geezer came in earlier and clocked me drum. And he didnt pay for the bottle!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #879 Share Posted January 30, 2018 3 hours ago, freetoroam said: Car ringing or rigging? I did hear some car hooters going off the other night..so annoying, was that him and his cronnies? You know get a car false plates etc which explains why 2 or 3 of us all got the same number plate.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #880 Share Posted January 30, 2018 29 minutes ago, Mark One said: A word in yer shell-like! All this blabbin about some of me punters has drawn the filths attention my way!!! This geezer came in earlier and clocked me drum. And he didnt pay for the bottle!!!! Gene Hunt did he tell ya what his name is used for in rhyming slang? He gets a bit tetchy if you mention it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 30, 2018 #881 Share Posted January 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Matt221 said: You know get a car false plates etc which explains why 2 or 3 of us all got the same number plate.... Can't get away with that nowadays. Them ol days of sharing number plates is gone ....unless you know how to dodge the cameras and old bill hiding behind bushes with their gadgets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted January 30, 2018 #882 Share Posted January 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Matt221 said: Gene Hunt did he tell ya what his name is used for in rhyming slang? He gets a bit tetchy if you mention it Thats not Gene...its Mike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted January 30, 2018 #883 Share Posted January 30, 2018 51 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Can't get away with that nowadays. Them ol days of sharing number plates is gone ....unless you know how to dodge the cameras and old bill hiding behind bushes with their gadgets. You can get away with speed cameras if you put cellophane around your number plate as the camera's reflects it and doesn't take a picture so I'm told by a member of the Old Bill but if you are stopped by them you are falsely hiding your plate which is an offence . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #884 Share Posted January 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, spud the mackem said: You can get away with speed cameras if you put cellophane around your number plate as the camera's reflects it and doesn't take a picture so I'm told by a member of the Old Bill but if you are stopped by them you are falsely hiding your plate which is an offence . Any of us break the law .... the very thought lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 30, 2018 #885 Share Posted January 30, 2018 Michael Hunt used to be a weather man on our local news oddly enough nobody ever shortened his name on tv 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 30, 2018 Author #886 Share Posted January 30, 2018 7 hours ago, Matt221 said: Gene Hunt did he tell ya what his name is used for in rhyming slang? He gets a bit tetchy if you mention it Not whilst I`m still fond of my kneecaps, John. He was asking about you though. Seems he`d like you to help him with some un-solved police wok. Do you know anything about 2 tons of missing "gubbins"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 31, 2018 #887 Share Posted January 31, 2018 11 hours ago, Mark One said: Not whilst I`m still fond of my kneecaps, John. He was asking about you though. Seems he`d like you to help him with some un-solved police wok. Do you know anything about 2 tons of missing "gubbins"? I think he's getting me mixed up with my identical twin plus I am also fond of various parts of my anatomy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted January 31, 2018 #888 Share Posted January 31, 2018 I am concerned that some people arrive at the G. & D. very early in the morning. (Obviously I am not here for a drink at this ridiculous hour ..... I'm just keeping an eye on you lot ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 Author #889 Share Posted January 31, 2018 2 hours ago, ouija ouija said: I am concerned that some people arrive at the G. & D. very early in the morning. (Obviously I am not here for a drink at this ridiculous hour ..... I'm just keeping an eye on you lot ) According to Morks ledger, you were employed here?!? So erm, how can you be a visiting punter? Most confusing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 Author #890 Share Posted January 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Matt221 said: I think he's getting me mixed up with my identical twin plus I am also fond of various parts of my anatomy Micky spelt like bricky has been in asking for you Matt. Hes wondering if you can lend him £15? Might be so he can pay off old Shifty, or perhaps its so he can travel to aid one of his many relatives? "...Orr-rate Mark...seen Matt t`day?.." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted January 31, 2018 #891 Share Posted January 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Mark One said: Micky spelt like bricky has been in asking for you Matt. Hes wondering if you can lend him £15? Might be so he can pay off old Shifty, or perhaps its so he can travel to aid one of his many relatives? "...Orr-rate Mark...seen Matt t`day?.." 15 quids do he think I'm made of money he know I got 20 notes stashed away for my funeral I rekon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted January 31, 2018 #892 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Ok so... Had some guy that was transporting barrels of whiskey, a few coolers of venison, a couple bags of haggis, and some seriously questionable "uncorked" fizzy bottle of somethings to a party take a tilt outside on the corner... Anyone mind if I drop off a few kind of only a little damaged barrels, units, coolers , and bottles to the party? I got a few too many as thanks for helping the guy out, but I wasn't gonna complain the largesse. Figured I'd share around here at the pub. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud the mackem Posted January 31, 2018 #893 Share Posted January 31, 2018 George and the Dragon....If George (who was a Turk) did slay the Dragon what was the Nationality of the Dragon and where did this event occur. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 Author #894 Share Posted January 31, 2018 37 minutes ago, rashore said: Ok so... Had some guy that was transporting barrels of whiskey, a few coolers of venison, a couple bags of haggis, and some seriously questionable "uncorked" fizzy bottle of somethings to a party take a tilt outside on the corner... Anyone mind if I drop off a few kind of only a little damaged barrels, units, coolers , and bottles to the party? I got a few too many as thanks for helping the guy out, but I wasn't gonna complain the largesse. Figured I'd share around here at the pub. Sounds promising lass, just as long as your not one of Gene Hunts snouts. He was in here yesterday (#878) asking about missing shipments of "things" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 31, 2018 Author #895 Share Posted January 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, spud the mackem said: George and the Dragon....If George (who was a Turk) did slay the Dragon what was the Nationality of the Dragon and where did this event occur. A good couple of questions that I`m afraid will fox the average punter here. Anyway, I have a question for you. Whats yer poison? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted January 31, 2018 #896 Share Posted January 31, 2018 Just now, Mark One said: Sounds promising lass, just as long as your not one of Gene Hunts snouts. He was in here yesterday (#878) asking about missing shipments of "things" No worries.. Not Gene there now mind. I don't know of or brook with that Gene nonsense. No, no.. The local man is George. Only takes the wagon a few times of year in the winter when the cold makes fresh transport possible.. George travels with Seamus this time of year. Good news- all the whisky seems to be intact with only a couple "flavoring cracks" in the wood, though a lot of gross haggis wipe off is required all around. And the fizzy drinks... turns out they are something called cha-pag-a-gnee.. and such. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 1, 2018 Author #897 Share Posted February 1, 2018 11 hours ago, rashore said: No worries.. Not Gene there now mind. I don't know of or brook with that Gene nonsense. No, no.. The local man is George. Only takes the wagon a few times of year in the winter when the cold makes fresh transport possible.. George travels with Seamus this time of year. Good news- all the whisky seems to be intact with only a couple "flavoring cracks" in the wood, though a lot of gross haggis wipe off is required all around. And the fizzy drinks... turns out they are something called cha-pag-a-gnee.. and such. You dunt take Mr Hunt lightly. Hes been known to shatter big toes with a blunt hammer on the wim of a headache... Hmmm, tell you what, come into the back room so we can talk shop. Can I get you a cup of tea? Coffee maybe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 1, 2018 #898 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Sorry to interrupt, Mark. There's no bogroll in the s**thouse, and I've got the turtle's head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted February 1, 2018 Author #899 Share Posted February 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, acute said: Sorry to interrupt, Mark. There's no bogroll in the.... Well I`m not bringin them in...a roll is on the bar, you swine! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted February 1, 2018 #900 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mark One said: Well I`m not bringin them in...a roll is on the bar, you swine! You never finished that Customer Care course did you. Ok, I'll do it me firkin self! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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