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1 hour ago, acute said:

It looks like I've gotta bring the Ghost Box, then. And the Ghostbusters vacuum cleaner that sucks up the squidgy ones.

Have you got a melometer or what ever it is I think it measures the strongeness of the mels I saw a screamey bloke off most haunted use one

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11 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Have you got a melometer or what ever it is I think it measures the strongeness of the mels I saw a screamey bloke off most haunted use one

Don't panic!

I will be bringing the ScreamyBlokeOMeter.

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9 minutes ago, acute said:

Don't panic!

I will be bringing the ScreamyBlokeOMeter.

This ghostin stuff is gonna be better than I thought 

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*pulls some bod a pint of carling extra cold*

Well its been a hot one today pal.  Was in the garden this morning trimming a bush when me hay-fever kicked in.

On saturday night were having a ghost hunt.  If youve got one of those ghost detector apps on yer phone, why not bring it along.

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The George and the Dragon looks like an establishment that sells a lot of port 'n' lemon and milk stout :lol:

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10 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

The George and the Dragon looks like an establishment that sells a lot of port 'n' lemon and milk stout :lol:

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They don't look happy 'cause there's no Nukey Broon on sale,

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1 hour ago, Big Mirk said:

*pulls some bod a pint of carling extra cold*

Well its been a hot one today pal.  Was in the garden this morning trimming a bush when me hay-fever kicked in.

On saturday night were having a ghost hunt.  If youve got one of those ghost detector apps on yer phone, why not bring it along.

Ghost detector apps on a phone? Are you gidding? We are professional researchers, this is not just a hobby for us, this is a quest.

 

We got ghost boxes and screamo's

infrared cameras

 thermals and melo's

we got voice gadges known as the evp's

We got emf's and the dt's

we got electromagnet things that vibrate

we even got balls that swing and shake

we got ghost vacumes 

and spirit dusters

we are the professional researchers 

we are the real ghost busters.

 

 

 

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I wonder if anyone can get in touch with this professional.  I like his style.

 

11 minutes ago, freetoroam said:

we are the real ghost busters.

 

God your keen madam.  But youve forgotten the TV like that one out of Poltergeist.  If we set up an old analogue TV to a white noise channel and stare at it, we may attract something.  But do not worry folks if a manifestation occurs.  All we need to do is set up another old TV in the same way and shove it face to face with the other one.  The intruding ghoul will loop back into the other TV - simples

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Strictly between us this lot have offered to help out for no payment or or nuffin  they haven't had much work since the 1970's

 

 

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Can you top up my Carling please gaffer...... Too much froth.

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Thanks.

 

Does any medium have any inside info on what time the ghosts are turning up?  We don't wanna be waiting around all night, unless it's a free-beer lock-in.

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1 hour ago, acute said:

Can you top up my Carling please gaffer...... Too much froth.

Certainly chief.  Hey ah say, how about a pickled plum or egg with yer beer?

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1 hour ago, acute said:

Thanks.

 

Does any medium have any inside info on what time the ghosts are turning up?  We don't wanna be waiting around all night, unless it's a free-beer lock-in.

Well that geezer seen heading up from the stairs int the cellar is a regular - day & night.

Lock ins!  Be gone wee yer!!!!

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3 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

Certainly chief.  Hey ah say, how about a pickled plum or egg with yer beer?

Cheers, mate.

Tell you what..... I'll have some scratchings.  The KVE ones.

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I better just have a shandy as I'm driving and got work in the morning,BTW did I tell ya about that cod I caught................. it was this big

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One beginners drink coming up pal.  A big cod eh...See that old Jim sat by the fire extinguisher - he once caught a Moose!

This old Jim with the pint is the erm, Jim who got it.

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Sorry, Mirk, I've made a bit of a mess in the bogs.

Too much IPA!

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OK so it's not as big as I said and it's not actually a cod,apart from that it's the truth 

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4 hours ago, Matt221 said:

OK so it's not as big as I said and it's not actually a cod,apart from that it's the truth 

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My goldfish, Hank Marvin, is bigger than that!

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4 hours ago, Matt221 said:

OK so it's not as big as I said and it's not actually a cod,apart from that it's the truth 

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Bare with me while i get my magnifying glass out and try to enlarge this image.

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4 minutes ago, acute said:

My goldfish, Hank Marvin, is bigger than that!

Shhhhhh I" borrowed" him for the kids fish tank his name is Stephen fry so not only is he not a cod,or as big as first stated,I didn't actually go fishing either but apart from that it's all true.

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8 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Shhhhhh I" borrowed" him for the kids fish tank his name is Stephen fry so not only is he not a cod,or as big as first stated,I didn't actually go fishing either but apart from that it's all true.

At least you didn't lie!

I can't stand bull****ters.

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8 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Shhhhhh I" borrowed" him for the kids fish tank his name is Stephen fry so not only is he not a cod,or as big as first stated,I didn't actually go fishing either but apart from that it's all true.

I am missing the all true bit... is it the bit where you were driving ? or is that exagerated too? Were you really on  roller skates?

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2 minutes ago, freetoroam said:

I am missing the all true bit... is it the bit where you were driving ? or is that exagerated too? Were you really on  roller skates?

I think "I" is the true bit.

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OK I've been rumbled but errrr ummmm .................. anyway how about another pint ?

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