Mark One Posted March 6, 2018 Author #976 Share Posted March 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Matt221 said: Nah Lurchers Nah Booze 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 6, 2018 #977 Share Posted March 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Mark One said: Nah Booze This could be a new game Nah ...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 6, 2018 Author #978 Share Posted March 6, 2018 4 minutes ago, Matt221 said: This could be a new game Nah ...... Which could then end up being locked for using copyrighted answers Nah Moderator. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 6, 2018 #979 Share Posted March 6, 2018 33 minutes ago, Mark One said: Which could then end up being locked for using copyrighted answers Nah Moderator. Nah Praps not then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 6, 2018 #980 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Previous page, Matt: if you allow a ferret to consume half a digit every time you 'pacify' it ............ I dunno; time for a new hobby? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 7, 2018 #981 Share Posted March 7, 2018 13 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Previous page, Matt: if you allow a ferret to consume half a digit every time you 'pacify' it ............ I dunno; time for a new hobby? I'm not much good on the piano anymore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 Author #982 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Neither is the Dragon. Ever since The Ship & Shovel Inn stole my regular Joanna player there has been no sing-songin. Clock this vid below of Ivor playing the Joanna in the Ship un Shovel. *not happy* . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 7, 2018 #983 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Looks like we have two choices: bribe Ivor to come back or get Matt to learn to play the Joanna with his feet! That would bring the punters in, wouldn't it?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 7, 2018 #984 Share Posted March 7, 2018 3 hours ago, Mark One said: Neither is the Dragon. Ever since The Ship & Shovel Inn stole my regular Joanna player there has been no sing-songin. Clock this vid below of Ivor playing the Joanna in the Ship un Shovel. *not happy* . There's always piano Pete I'm sure he'd come out of retirement for a couple of free pints a night and he knows some great sing-a-long stuff, or to be more accurate shout-a-long out of tune stuff but he will bring his Mrs Burlesque Barbra for that little bit of extra entertainment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 Author #985 Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 hours ago, Matt221 said: There's always piano Pete I'm sure he'd come out of retirement for a couple of free pints a night and he knows some great sing-a-long stuff, or to be more accurate shout-a-long out of tune stuff but he will bring his Mrs Burlesque Barbra for that little bit of extra entertainment Good idea pal but free pints will give me a bad reputation onnit. Maybe you bods could get him a few rounds in and if you do, I`ll mark your names down for a lock-in. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted March 7, 2018 #986 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Go on then I'll put a pound behind the bar for his ale and his Mrs drinks that home made vodka so she'll be ok 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 Author #987 Share Posted March 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Matt221 said: Go on then I'll put a pound behind the bar for his ale and his Mrs drinks that home made vodka so she'll be ok Gawd lad! Now, can he play, "Leave it owt Jon"? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted March 7, 2018 #988 Share Posted March 7, 2018 32 minutes ago, Mark One said: Good idea pal but free pints will give me a bad reputation onnit. Maybe you bods could get him a few rounds in and if you do, I`ll mark your names down for a lock-in. Jeeze Mark, you are tighter than a gnats ****. Free pints will give you a GREAT reputation. Can i have a pint of vodka during lock.in please. Oh ps: i brought my own bottles of coke so neat please. Cheers ears. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 Author #989 Share Posted March 7, 2018 33 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Jeeze Mark, you are tighter than a gnats ****. Free pints will give you a GREAT reputation. Can i have a pint of vodka during lock.in please. Oh ps: i brought my own bottles of coke so neat please. Cheers ears. I cant serve you a pint of that luv. But pay full wack for a full bottle and I`ll chuck in a free straw, a balloon and a complimentary bowl of dry roasted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 7, 2018 Author #990 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Heads up lads! Ive employed some birds/waitresses to jazz up the Dragon and ruin my rivals. I am also toying with the idea of making the G&D a more respectable pub. Whats your take on whistles and dicky bows? ...Welcome to the George and Dragon Public House... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 8, 2018 #991 Share Posted March 8, 2018 16 hours ago, Mark One said: I am also toying with the idea of making the G&D a more respectable pub. Whats your take on whistles and dicky bows? Walk in here with a suit on, and you won't need a bow tie, you'll need paramedics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 12, 2018 Author #992 Share Posted March 12, 2018 *grumbles* Bleeding rain and you bods bringing it in under your shoes and boots. First me swimming pool nearly met with disaster and then the cream loop pile carpet in the bar looks damp and grubby. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 13, 2018 #993 Share Posted March 13, 2018 On 12/03/2018 at 4:31 PM, Mark One said: *grumbles* Bleeding rain and you bods bringing it in under your shoes and boots. First me swimming pool nearly met with disaster and then the cream loop pile carpet in the bar looks damp and grubby. I have no sympathy for you. Did I or did I not volunteer to do your interior for you? Did I or did I not emphasise that rank amateurs like yourself should not be left in charge of carpet buying? CREAM loop pile in a public bar?!! Have you taken leave of your senses? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 13, 2018 Author #994 Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: I have no sympathy for you. Did I or did I not volunteer to do your interior for you? Did I or did I not emphasise that rank amateurs like yourself should not be left in charge of carpet buying? CREAM loop pile in a public bar?!! Have you taken leave of your senses? Well you know, it was cheap and I thought you bods would tread it in like. (after wiping your feet outside) But it gets worse Ouija. The gents and ladies are now carpeted too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 13, 2018 #995 Share Posted March 13, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 14, 2018 #996 Share Posted March 14, 2018 18 hours ago, ouija ouija said: CREAM loop pile in a public bar?!! Have you taken leave of your senses? Brown carpet in the toilets, surely. ?!? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 14, 2018 Author #997 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, acute said: Brown carpet in the toilets, surely. ?!? And a shed load of air vents slotted into the walls....phew! This pub/swimming business can bring on depression. I might invest in the previously mentioned Narrow Boat and do a Mark/Merk/Mirk/Mork and seek pastures new. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 14, 2018 Author #998 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Since the carpet crisis has become the talk of the village ( - and as actually brought in more trade, out of curiosity - ) farmer Speckles has offered a solution that will benefit all. Solution to the dirty footed, booze jockies who blight my carpeting arrangements. Just think of it a as a free service offered by the Dragon. A kind of deep skin pore cleanse which also cleans your boots too! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 14, 2018 #999 Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark One said: Solution to the dirty footed, booze jockies who blight my carpeting arrangements. I don't like the look of that . I think you're planning on dipping a lot more than just our boots! And just how many suckers customers do you think you're going to attract to a pub that stinks of sheep dip? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted March 15, 2018 #1000 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Ahhhhh boot dipping! And here I brought an extra wad of ones for tip money. Silly me, I suppose I have more money to imbibe the customary concoctions of the establishment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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