freetoroam Posted June 16, 2018 #1426 Share Posted June 16, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mark One said: 15p off of KP crisps. Er....they are only 6p now, does that mean we got to pay you 9p or do you give us a bag of crisps and 9p ? 14 minutes ago, Mark One said: two gravy boats Yippee, finally i can use my 45 marrowfat peas on cocktail sticks....oh Mark, this is so exciting. Note to self: buy a new frock, or make one, which evers cheapest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 16, 2018 Author #1427 Share Posted June 16, 2018 4 hours ago, freetoroam said: Er....they are only 6p now, does that mean we got to pay you 9p or do you give us a bag of crisps and 9p ? Clever reply but I actually refer to plates of KP. (See, that way I can spread one bag over 3 plates) Yippee, finally i can use my 45 marrowfat peas on cocktail sticks....oh Mark, this is so exciting. Well babes I aim to please. Note to self: buy a new frock, or make one, which evers cheapest. Oooh a new frock, summit above the knee perhaps? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 17, 2018 #1428 Share Posted June 17, 2018 4 hours ago, Mark One said: Oooh a new frock, summit above the knee perhaps? What like a vest? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 17, 2018 Author #1429 Share Posted June 17, 2018 8 hours ago, freetoroam said: What like a vest? What ever rocks your boat luv. You`d get no complaints from the lads int Dragon onnit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 17, 2018 #1430 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Let's be honest, Mine Host, the 'lads' here are not going to notice if FTR waltzes in here naked ...... they never move their line of vision more than half an inch away from their pints! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 17, 2018 Author #1431 Share Posted June 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Let's be honest, Mine Host, the 'lads' here are not going to notice if FTR waltzes in here naked ...... they never move their line of vision more than half an inch away from their pints! Maybe, but in the summer, Weevleton folk construct a wickerman and we all know what that means... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 17, 2018 #1432 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 17, 2018 Author #1433 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Bottle of barley wine anyone? *burp* 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 17, 2018 #1434 Share Posted June 17, 2018 Is it on the house? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 17, 2018 Author #1435 Share Posted June 17, 2018 (edited) 28 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Is it on the house? *whispers in your ear* Yes but only for you luv. Be careful mind, its awfully strong stuff. Edited June 17, 2018 by Mark One 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 17, 2018 #1436 Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Let's be honest, Mine Host, the 'lads' here are not going to notice if FTR waltzes in here naked ...... they never move their line of vision more than half an inch away from their pints! I might notice if she ate a sandwich or two, she’s all bone if her pic is to be believed . 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 17, 2018 #1437 Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark One said: Bottle of barley wine anyone? *burp* Uhg, so uncoof. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 18, 2018 #1438 Share Posted June 18, 2018 (edited) Has Wide Angle Len been in? He's supposed to be videoing the birth of Beccy's twins! Edited June 18, 2018 by acute 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1439 Share Posted June 18, 2018 2 hours ago, acute said: Has Wide Angle Len been in? He's supposed to be videoing the birth of Beccy's twins! Shurrup! Thee match is onnim. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1440 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Ah reckon that more bods sign up to the army after England has been beaten by a foreign team in the world cup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted June 18, 2018 #1441 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Are people who call it soccer instead of football allowed to post here? Asking for a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1442 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Are people who call it soccer instead of football allowed to post here? Asking for a friend. Sure, now what drink would you like? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted June 18, 2018 #1443 Share Posted June 18, 2018 I could really use an ice cold lemonade right about now. Please and thank you. I trust that members of the Commonwealth, especially those who pour the tea before they pour the milk, get first rate service? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 18, 2018 #1444 Share Posted June 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: I could really use an ice cold lemonade right about now. Hasn't anyone ever told you, we Brits don't do ice cold drinks. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 18, 2018 #1445 Share Posted June 18, 2018 *Comes in from the pool* Whew!! It's a scorcher out there today!! May I have a vodka coke with ice, please? The pool is much nicer since the pump started working again. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted June 18, 2018 #1446 Share Posted June 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Hasn't anyone ever told you, we Brits don't do ice cold drinks. See, I knew it would be a matter of minutes before you Brits started wagging your long, pale fingers at me. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1447 Share Posted June 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: See, I knew it would be a matter of minutes before you Brits started wagging your long, pale fingers at me. Now then Kittens - dont rattle the bods in here or you`ll regret it uppit. Now that lemonade with some chipped ice from the edges of me cooler. Are you peckish? Theres some lovely black sausage with lard on offer at the mo. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1448 Share Posted June 18, 2018 31 minutes ago, tcgram said: *Comes in from the pool* Whew!! It's a scorcher out there today!! May I have a vodka coke with ice, please? The pool is much nicer since the pump started working again. Looking as good as ever babes. I also like that new look with your hair too. Tell me now, is that seaweed or moss? That pump...yeh, someone got a kettle stuck in it onnim. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 18, 2018 Author #1449 Share Posted June 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: I could really use an ice cold lemonade right about now. Please and thank you. I trust that members of the Commonwealth, especially those who pour the tea before they pour the milk, get first rate service? Tea un milk!? There will be none of that in here mate/luv/pal/buddy/bub/John/friend/Mary...etc 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted June 19, 2018 #1450 Share Posted June 19, 2018 15 hours ago, Mark One said: Now then Kittens - dont rattle the bods in here or you`ll regret it uppit. Now that lemonade with some chipped ice from the edges of me cooler. Are you peckish? Theres some lovely black sausage with lard on offer at the mo. Been there, done that, threw up on the T-shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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