tcgram Posted June 24, 2018 #1476 Share Posted June 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Mark One said: Nice song, but I think this one would be great too since it's 1984 here in the Dragon... 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 24, 2018 #1477 Share Posted June 24, 2018 I hope the boys from the thunder down under made it on over in time for ouija’s birthday party. I paid a hefty price for them lunk heads. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 24, 2018 Author #1478 Share Posted June 24, 2018 Last I saw of Ouija was when she left the Dragon, arm in arm with Dark Derek. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 24, 2018 #1479 Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) but also Edited June 24, 2018 by ouija ouija 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 25, 2018 Author #1480 Share Posted June 25, 2018 12 hours ago, ouija ouija said: but also Hey chicken, if he ever pops the question then dont forget that my drum is ideal for such announcements, parties, honeymoons etc onnit 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 27, 2018 Author #1481 Share Posted June 27, 2018 The Germans have packed up their pool side stuff and left *giggles* 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 29, 2018 #1482 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Looks nervously around the now unoccupied pool. Glances quickly in the pool, ah good no floating, unwrapped candy bars. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 29, 2018 Author #1483 Share Posted June 29, 2018 4 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: Looks nervously around the now unoccupied pool. Glances quickly in the pool, ah good no floating, unwrapped candy bars. Too late John. Sausage Fingers Mcvitie beat you to it. Hes been soaking his bloated longers and lingers in that large open air cistern all morning. 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 29, 2018 #1484 Share Posted June 29, 2018 Good Morning, Mark. As it is scorching hot ... AGAIN! .... please could I have a nice tall Cinzano and lemonade with lots of ice. Ta. Ooh! and a pint of bitter for Dark Derek ... he'll be along in a minute I left him in the shower, er .... I mean, when we were talking on the phone a little while ago, he said he was just going to have a shower and then he'd be right along. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 29, 2018 Author #1485 Share Posted June 29, 2018 10 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Good Morning, Mark. As it is scorching hot ... AGAIN! .... please could I have a nice tall Cinzano and lemonade with lots of ice. Ta. Ooh! and a pint of bitter for Dark Derek ... he'll be along in a minute I left him in the shower, er .... I mean, when we were talking on the phone a little while ago, he said he was just going to have a shower and then he'd be right along. Sounds to me like a bit ov slap un tickles tis guh-ing on at Ouija Ouija Towers *nudge-nudge, wink-wink* Be careful though...making Del happy could lead him into a meltdown. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 30, 2018 Author #1486 Share Posted June 30, 2018 ARE YOU COMING IN JULY? Thee Dragun tis prowd to annowce DATEMATE . . . Find your dreamboat, dance with a big bloke, walk a lady home only £2 un 10p entrerunce. Cost includes: 2 drinks per bod 1 meal (no pudding) Must dress up smart and be tidy. Free 64page self help booklet comes with at no extra cost. Spoiler Meat and tripe raffle tickets at the door. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 30, 2018 #1487 Share Posted June 30, 2018 I'm not sure about that, Mark, me and Derek being so new an' all. I don't want him eyeing up the competition and finding me wanting. But I would like a copy of the self help booklet. I like the sound of the 'how to hold him' bit and 'the ten steps to the altar'. Haha! Derek won't know what's hit him! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 30, 2018 Author #1488 Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, ouija ouija said: I'm not sure about that, Mark, me and Derek being so new an' all. I don't want him eyeing up the competition and finding me wanting. But I would like a copy of the self help booklet. I like the sound of the 'how to hold him' bit and 'the ten steps to the altar'. Haha! Derek won't know what's hit him! The book will cost yer the entry-onnit price mind. Erm hate rain on yer parade but he hates churches...can you not see what he is? 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 30, 2018 #1489 Share Posted June 30, 2018 But a crypt? He wouldn't mind that would he? (Something tall, cool and refreshing please ..... with a strawberry bobbing about in it. Thanks. Oh, and a vegetarian 'pork' pie if you've got one). 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 30, 2018 #1490 Share Posted June 30, 2018 *Wanders in* Boy, it's a scorcher out there!! I brought my swimsuit but the line to get in the pool is so long I couldn't take the heat anymore. I'll take whatever you have that's cold and on tap. 1 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 30, 2018 #1491 Share Posted June 30, 2018 'ere! Don't you be cavorting about half dressed in front of my Derek! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 30, 2018 #1492 Share Posted June 30, 2018 (edited) 30 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: 'ere! Don't you be cavorting about half dressed in front of my Derek! I'll have you know that this is the latest style for a woman my age.... https://goo.gl/images/CZy2zz Edited June 30, 2018 by tcgram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 30, 2018 #1493 Share Posted June 30, 2018 Besides, Derek only has eyes for you, my dear Ouija. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 30, 2018 #1494 Share Posted June 30, 2018 32 minutes ago, tcgram said: I'll have you know that this is the latest style for a woman my age.... https://goo.gl/images/CZy2zz Oh ....... okay then. They're quite fetching, aren't they? Would flatter any figure! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 30, 2018 Author #1495 Share Posted June 30, 2018 1 hour ago, tcgram said: *Wanders in* Boy, it's a scorcher out there!! I brought my swimsuit but the line to get in the pool is so long I couldn't take the heat anymore. I'll take whatever you have that's cold and on tap. You should have shouted me, chicken. I have a fully charged cattle prod under the bar fer shifting the queue. Here you go gorgeous, a Turbo Shandy with plenty of ice. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted July 1, 2018 #1496 Share Posted July 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Mark One said: You should have shouted me, chicken. I have a fully charged cattle prod under the bar fer shifting the queue. Here you go gorgeous, a Turbo Shandy with plenty of ice. Thank you kindly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted July 1, 2018 #1497 Share Posted July 1, 2018 (IP: Staff) · Hey Mark... that backlog of shipments via camel finally made it through the needle eye tunnel... heap of stuff here. Ice cream, bourbon.. what looks like a few crates of only slightly odd smelling cheese, three gross smoked salmon, 14 carpets.. and gosh, don the know what else, I got tired after the first eight camels, up to you to figure out what’s on the other thirty seven. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 1, 2018 Author #1498 Share Posted July 1, 2018 5 hours ago, rashore said: Hey Mark... that backlog of shipments via camel finally made it through the needle eye tunnel... heap of stuff here. Ice cream, bourbon.. what looks like a few crates of only slightly odd smelling cheese, three gross smoked salmon, 14 carpets.. and gosh, don the know what else, I got tired after the first eight camels, up to you to figure out what’s on the other thirty seven. When I heard the knock at the door I thought you were from the council and had come to shut down my thread pub. Nice one, my little tin of peaches X Ive been on the dog and bone and got through to the Chief Inspector of the local constabulary. Hes as bent as a ten bob note and is currently making arrangements to have the camels shipped to a safari park. The other booty is being sold as we speak. Can I put your name down for the MateDate night? Free of charge, of course. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 1, 2018 #1499 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Well Mark my patent for beer nipples got approved. Just pop em on a bottle and shazam customers can reminisce about the good ole days when their mommas still loved them. If your interested the first 6 crates are free. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 1, 2018 Author #1500 Share Posted July 1, 2018 3 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: Well Mark my patent for beer nipples got approved. Just pop em on a bottle and shazam customers can reminisce about the good ole days when their mommas still loved them. If your interested the first 6 crates are free. Am sure youre from another country John. Is it France by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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