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16 hours ago, Mark One said:

 

Nice song, but I think this one would be great too since it's 1984 here in the Dragon...

 

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I hope the boys from the thunder down under made it on over in time for ouija’s birthday party. I paid a hefty price for them lunk heads.

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Last I saw of Ouija was when she left the Dragon, arm in arm with Dark Derek.

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:blush: but also :wub:

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12 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

:blush: but also :wub:

Hey chicken, if he ever pops the question then dont forget that my drum is ideal for such announcements, parties, honeymoons etc :D  onnit

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The Germans have packed up their pool side stuff and left *giggles*

 

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Looks nervously around the now unoccupied pool. Glances quickly in the pool, ah good no  floating, unwrapped candy bars.

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4 hours ago, newbloodmoon said:

Looks nervously around the now unoccupied pool. Glances quickly in the pool, ah good no  floating, unwrapped candy bars.

Too late John.  Sausage Fingers Mcvitie beat you to it.  Hes been soaking his bloated longers and lingers in that large open air cistern all morning.

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Good Morning, Mark. As it is scorching hot ... AGAIN! .... please could I have a nice tall Cinzano and lemonade with lots of ice. Ta. :) Ooh! and a pint of bitter for Dark Derek ... he'll be along in a minute I left him in the shower, er .... I mean, when we were talking on the phone :whistle: a little while ago, he said he was just going to have a shower and then he'd be right along. :blush: 

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10 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Good Morning, Mark. As it is scorching hot ... AGAIN! .... please could I have a nice tall Cinzano and lemonade with lots of ice. Ta. :) Ooh! and a pint of bitter for Dark Derek ... he'll be along in a minute I left him in the shower, er .... I mean, when we were talking on the phone :whistle: a little while ago, he said he was just going to have a shower and then he'd be right along. :blush: 

Sounds to me like a bit ov slap un tickles tis guh-ing on at Ouija Ouija Towers *nudge-nudge, wink-wink*

Be careful though...making Del happy could lead him into a meltdown.

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ARE YOU COMING IN JULY?

Thee Dragun tis prowd to annowce

DATEMATE . . . Find your dreamboat, dance with a big bloke, walk a lady home

only £2 un 10p entrerunce.

Cost includes:

2 drinks per bod

1 meal (no pudding)

Must dress up smart and be tidy.

Free 64page self help booklet comes with at no extra cost.

Spoiler

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Meat and tripe raffle tickets at the door.

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I'm not sure about that, Mark, me and Derek being so new an' all. I don't want him eyeing up the competition and finding me wanting. :cry:

But I would like a copy of the self help booklet. I like the sound of the 'how to hold him' bit  and 'the ten steps to the altar'. Haha! Derek won't know what's hit him!

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2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

I'm not sure about that, Mark, me and Derek being so new an' all. I don't want him eyeing up the competition and finding me wanting. :cry:

But I would like a copy of the self help booklet. I like the sound of the 'how to hold him' bit  and 'the ten steps to the altar'. Haha! Derek won't know what's hit him!

The book will cost yer the entry-onnit price mind.  Erm hate rain on yer parade but he hates churches...can you not see what he is?

 

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:(

 

:) But a crypt? He wouldn't mind that would he? (Something tall, cool and refreshing please ..... with a strawberry bobbing about in it. Thanks. Oh, and a vegetarian 'pork' pie if you've got one). 

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*Wanders in*    Boy, it's a scorcher out there!!   I brought my swimsuit but the line to get in the pool is so long I couldn't take the heat anymore.  I'll take whatever you have that's cold and on tap.  

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'ere! Don't you be cavorting about half dressed in front of my Derek! :angry:

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30 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

'ere! Don't you be cavorting about half dressed in front of my Derek! :angry:

I'll have you know that this is the latest style for a woman my age....

https://goo.gl/images/CZy2zz

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Besides, Derek only has eyes for you, my dear Ouija.   

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32 minutes ago, tcgram said:

I'll have you know that this is the latest style for a woman my age....

https://goo.gl/images/CZy2zz

Oh ....... okay then. They're quite fetching, aren't they? Would flatter any figure!

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1 hour ago, tcgram said:

*Wanders in*    Boy, it's a scorcher out there!!   I brought my swimsuit but the line to get in the pool is so long I couldn't take the heat anymore.  I'll take whatever you have that's cold and on tap.  

You should have shouted me, chicken.  I have a fully charged cattle prod under the bar fer shifting the queue.  Here you go gorgeous, a Turbo Shandy with plenty of ice.

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3 hours ago, Mark One said:

You should have shouted me, chicken.  I have a fully charged cattle prod under the bar fer shifting the queue.  Here you go gorgeous, a Turbo Shandy with plenty of ice.

Thank you kindly.   

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Hey Mark... that backlog of shipments via camel finally made it through the needle eye tunnel... heap of stuff here.

Ice cream, bourbon.. what looks like a few crates of only slightly odd smelling cheese, three gross smoked salmon, 14 carpets.. and gosh, don the know what else, I got tired after the first eight camels, up to you to figure out what’s on the other thirty seven.

 

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5 hours ago, rashore said:

Hey Mark... that backlog of shipments via camel finally made it through the needle eye tunnel... heap of stuff here.

Ice cream, bourbon.. what looks like a few crates of only slightly odd smelling cheese, three gross smoked salmon, 14 carpets.. and gosh, don the know what else, I got tired after the first eight camels, up to you to figure out what’s on the other thirty seven.

 

When I heard the knock at the door I thought you were from the council and had come to shut down my thread pub.

Nice one, my little tin of peaches X  Ive been on the dog and bone and got through to the Chief Inspector of the local constabulary.  Hes as bent as a ten bob note and is currently making arrangements to have the camels shipped to a safari park.  The other booty is being sold as we speak.

Can I put your name down for the MateDate night?  Free of charge, of course.

 

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Well Mark my patent for beer nipples got approved. Just pop em on a bottle and shazam customers can reminisce about the good ole days when their mommas still loved them. If your interested the first 6 crates are free.

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3 hours ago, newbloodmoon said:

Well Mark my patent for beer nipples got approved. Just pop em on a bottle and shazam customers can reminisce about the good ole days when their mommas still loved them. If your interested the first 6 crates are free.

Am sure youre from another country John.  Is it France by any chance?

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