tcgram Posted July 1, 2018 #1501 Share Posted July 1, 2018 Another very warm day!! Thank goodness you put in that pool, even though I did chase some rogues outta there for not wanting to share the water nor the drinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted July 2, 2018 #1502 Share Posted July 2, 2018 18 hours ago, Mark One said: When I heard the knock at the door I thought you were from the council and had come to shut down my thread pub. Nice one, my little tin of peaches X Ive been on the dog and bone and got through to the Chief Inspector of the local constabulary. Hes as bent as a ten bob note and is currently making arrangements to have the camels shipped to a safari park. The other booty is being sold as we speak. Can I put your name down for the MateDate night? Free of charge, of course. So glad to know the backlog is being processed with all due speed. Do be a dear and pass my regards on to the Chief Inspector, I recall he owes me a dance. Speaking of which, I’m unable to attend the upcoming MateDate night, my regrets. But if I could trade that ticket for one to your next soirée ball with your name at least once on my dance card that would be delightful. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 2, 2018 Author #1503 Share Posted July 2, 2018 5 hours ago, rashore said: So glad to know the backlog is being processed with all due speed. Do be a dear and pass my regards on to the Chief Inspector, I recall he owes me a dance. Speaking of which, I’m unable to attend the upcoming MateDate night, my regrets. But if I could trade that ticket for one to your next soirée ball with your name at least once on my dance card that would be delightful. Rashore, my doors and arms will always be open to you, your bootleg, your knick-knacks and the cut down in price exotic animals. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 2, 2018 #1504 Share Posted July 2, 2018 21 hours ago, Mark One said: Am sure youre from another country John. Is it France by any chance? Not France I have standards. Kidding, have been there and got ignored just slightly less than by french Canadians. If that’s a no I can take them to the Bull and Cudgel, they were willing to pay 3 quid for each nipple. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted July 2, 2018 #1505 Share Posted July 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Mark One said: Rashore, my doors and arms will always be open to you, your bootleg, your knick-knacks and the cut down in price exotic animals. Always a pleasure Mark. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 2, 2018 Author #1506 Share Posted July 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, rashore said: Always a pleasure Mark. Give us a shout if you can deliver anything Tapir or Pug related luv. There will be a very big drink in it for you X 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted July 2, 2018 #1507 Share Posted July 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mark One said: Give us a shout if you can deliver anything Tapir or Pug related luv. There will be a very big drink in it for you X Considering the camels that just came through.. pull a case or two of that 82 champagne if it hasn't been sold off yet and serve a fizzy peach sangria at the soiree ball if you would be so kind. Not all for me of course. But I get the extra large glass at the midnight toast to you. To business.. you do know you have to check in with the local branch of the home division of services and requirements for your tapir permit, yes? I know we can get some pugs in over the various overpasses and such. But Tapir permits are a bit beyond what I can do other than give you the route response for obvious reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 2, 2018 Author #1508 Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, rashore said: Considering the camels that just came through.. pull a case or two of that 82 champagne if it hasn't been sold off yet and serve a fizzy peach sangria at the soiree ball if you would be so kind. Not all for me of course. But I get the extra large glass at the midnight toast to you. To business.. you do know you have to check in with the local branch of the home division of services and requirements for your tapir permit, yes? I know we can get some pugs in over the various overpasses and such. But Tapir permits are a bit beyond what I can do other than give you the route response for obvious reasons. That`ll be a no then. Nee worries lass as Tone the Moan of the c*** & Hen Inn can ship things without permits onnit. He swears blind that Wobbly Ronnie once brought in a Cheetah from the US several moons back...and then it got away and now roams the Weevleton Moors. Edited July 2, 2018 by Mark One 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted July 4, 2018 #1509 Share Posted July 4, 2018 On 7/2/2018 at 5:18 PM, Mark One said: That`ll be a no then. Nee worries lass as Tone the Moan of the c*** & Hen Inn can ship things without permits onnit. He swears blind that Wobbly Ronnie once brought in a Cheetah from the US several moons back...and then it got away and now roams the Weevleton Moors. He swears a lot.. it's rather outside the bounds of gentleman like behavior of him. And the gossip about the silly cheetah is quite unsupported. While I may recall a few other rare cats or not, cheetahs of the regular spotted variety are a bit of a right out no. Though Mrs. Gergorsons Maine Coon boy got out a wee bit back and indelicate results have come up around the neighborhood of the docks. To be a bit of a gossip, I have it on good authority that a rescue litter or two did make their way out to the Moors. A bit of a perfect mouser breeding program is going on out there. Anywho.. just a heads up, your third shift fill in backroom soda jerk is skimming the ice cream while cleaning out buckets. They ain't topping off the new buckets, they collecting it and taking it home. And I'm laying down three cold subway chips, a few doubloons, a small pot of rainbow gold, and six dollars into a round of whatever for everyone in the bar right now. Keep it responsible folks, there are always free transports from the pub for folks that are.... overmuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 5, 2018 Author #1510 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Well seein as thee be no other int bar onnit right now, I`ll treat me self to a six dollar pitcher of rum, lemonade, ice and sherry. Now then, all that tat and goods...got owt to do with cupids trappin activities. Jus thinkin abowt the DateMate function tekin place this month uppit. Loves and cuddles, my little fruit pie. And a big drinks on the table the next tyme youre around. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 7, 2018 Author #1511 Share Posted July 7, 2018 One ov`t punters as brought in his lads computer machine an hucked it up`t me telly. The bods have been queuing up ter play football onnit. Mr Grunt played Blackpool and tuck on Greasy Bills Man UTD and after 56 mins the score was a mind numbing 0-0. Int other news onnhim, the pea nuts are back on the bar and in the gents and ladies. Got ter do me bit for todays nail biting England match... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted July 8, 2018 #1512 Share Posted July 8, 2018 (edited) *Sits at the bar* What ya' got that's good for a sore throat? Allergies are kicking me in the backside. Edited July 8, 2018 by tcgram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 8, 2018 Author #1513 Share Posted July 8, 2018 8 hours ago, tcgram said: *Sits at the bar* What ya' got that's good for a sore throat? Allergies are kicking me in the backside. A mug filled wit honey, ginger and off the shelf zinc that yee can gargle. This is followed wit a mug of three parts scotch and lemon slices, 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 9, 2018 #1514 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Phew! I'm not moving from the pool. Could you send someone out with a very long drink ..... lots of ice. Ta. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 9, 2018 Author #1515 Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 hours ago, ouija ouija said: Phew! I'm not moving from the pool. Could you send someone out with a very long drink ..... lots of ice. Ta. Ive sent Sausage Fingers Mcvitie out to you with a tray and a glass of wine. Watch out though as hes sneezing his boat off with the hay fever. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opus Magnus Posted July 12, 2018 #1516 Share Posted July 12, 2018 I heard there is a dragon here..? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 12, 2018 #1517 Share Posted July 12, 2018 Why yes there is ...... it's in the basement. Are you interested in dragons then? You'll need to drink about 10 pints before you can see it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 12, 2018 Author #1518 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 hour ago, ouija ouija said: Why yes there is ...... it's in the basement. Are you interested in dragons then? You'll need to drink about 10 pints before you can see it. Whilst your here babes, your mate Brenda came in with Derek & Jim. They were asking the bods if they had seen Codeye lately. Let em know if your have seen him...cheers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted July 12, 2018 #1519 Share Posted July 12, 2018 What ist this place? Wow the happening place the place to be eh?!?! -- busy I see. Might as well be underwater as it sounds odd the yappin at times oh, its a pub! got it!!!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 12, 2018 #1520 Share Posted July 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Mark One said: Whilst your here babes, your mate Brenda came in with Derek & Jim. They were asking the bods if they had seen Codeye lately. Let em know if your have seen him...cheers. Just a minute, are we talking about Busty Brenda here? What's she doing within a mile of my man?!! 41 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: What ist this place? Wow the happening place the place to be eh?!?! -- busy I see. Might as well be underwater as it sounds odd the yappin at times oh, its a pub! got it!!!!!!!!! Hi Woo, it's good to see you again. Can I buy you a drink? What's your poison? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 12, 2018 Author #1521 Share Posted July 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, MWoo7 said: What ist this place? Wow the happening place the place to be eh?!?! -- busy I see. Might as well be underwater as it sounds odd the yappin at times oh, its a pub! got it!!!!!!!!! There is even peanuts in tiny little bowls int ladies washroom, onnit. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted July 12, 2018 #1522 Share Posted July 12, 2018 (edited) What ... me ... peanuts? Well I was just poking my head in here you know a good nosing fill!!!!!!! Yeah I'm a bit busy lately but those drinks do look good! edit: UPPPDATE: I was just so happening to be looking through the windows and door! <<< UPDATE! Edited July 12, 2018 by MWoo7 typo 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 12, 2018 Author #1523 Share Posted July 12, 2018 More askins regarding the whereabouts of Codeye from... Bulldozer Biff, Missy Maureen, Bobby Crutch, Walter "the Shed" Clunk, Mr Grunt, Unlucky Gerald, Sad Kevin, Charley "knuckles" Bogg, The chuckle brothers, Sticky Mick, Harry Hoohop, Micky Brick, Boffo the hard-up Clown, Headcase Ernie, Old Shifty, Jenny the lad, Dark Derek, Kevin Meathead, Concrete Mick jnr, Marrow, Peter the Sheeper, Mod Boris, Amy Cheaphouse, Harold Cheaphouse, Bazza the B...ard, Micky Gravel, Bobby Bolster, Cornbeef Cob, Ding Dong, Lisa with the legs, Patty, Headcase Bob. The women fromt post office, From what ah can gather onnit, its all summit ter do with undelivered plastics. Cups, snap boxes, jugs etc. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 12, 2018 Author #1524 Share Posted July 12, 2018 1 minute ago, MWoo7 said: What ... me ... peanuts? Well I was just poking my head in here you know a good nosing fill!!!!!!! Yeah I'm a bit busy lately but those drinks to look good! Welcome to the G&D my dear. Its doors are always open to keen slurpers such as yourself. X 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 12, 2018 Author #1525 Share Posted July 12, 2018 22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: Just a minute, are we talking about Busty Brenda here? What's she doing within a mile of my man?!! Nah, nah luv. Your man is safe. I was meaning that "joke" who originated from Stoke - Derek, you know, the one with the feet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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