Mark One Posted October 19, 2018 Author #1626 Share Posted October 19, 2018 You! The lady often seen slurping in a certain flat roofed pub. Dancing her stuff around the young lads on boogie nights in the Lantern. You turn coat you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 19, 2018 Author #1627 Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 9:52 PM, tcgram said: There's a bit of a chill in the air now. What warm drinks do you have to help? How about a hot toddy for my fave tin of mixed fruit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2018 #1628 Share Posted October 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Mark One said: How about a hot toddy for my fave tin of mixed fruit. You're so good to me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2018 #1629 Share Posted October 19, 2018 9 hours ago, ouija ouija said: I haven't been here for a while because as you probably know by now, Derek and I have split up . I've been avoiding places that he haunts(and I do mean haunts!), so if he's going to be here at Halloween I think I'll give it a miss. Oh no, wait a minute, If my disguise was good enough he wouldn't know it was me .... but if I see him making eyes at any floosy in here, look out!! That would explain Derek drowning his sorrow in here the other night; he kept crying and saying, "Weej" over and over.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 19, 2018 Author #1630 Share Posted October 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, tcgram said: That would explain Derek drowning his sorrow in here the other night; he kept crying and saying, "Weej" over and over.... And he's never looked so pale...that bloody women *tut-tut* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 22, 2018 #1631 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Now, now, we don't know who did the breaking up or if it was mutual. I am looking forward to Ouija's costume and not being able to even tell it's her. Here's the costume I think I will wear: https://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Halloween-Costume-Shirt-adults/dp/B07HD3JHYY/ref=sr_1_79?ie=UTF8&qid=1540226665&sr=8-79&keywords=womens+halloween+costumes&dpID=41Mgz0XrigL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch Do you think anyone will recognize it's me?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 26, 2018 Author #1632 Share Posted October 26, 2018 On 10/22/2018 at 5:45 PM, tcgram said: Now, now, we don't know who did the breaking up or if it was mutual. I am looking forward to Ouija's costume and not being able to even tell it's her. Here's the costume I think I will wear: https://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Halloween-Costume-Shirt-adults/dp/B07HD3JHYY/ref=sr_1_79?ie=UTF8&qid=1540226665&sr=8-79&keywords=womens+halloween+costumes&dpID=41Mgz0XrigL&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch Do you think anyone will recognize it's me?? Oh how can you wear such things, my little jar of glitter. Can't you dress up as a carrot or summit along those lines? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 26, 2018 Author #1633 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Good news slurpers un burpers. Doc Mark will defo be int Dragon to read the bumps on yer bonce. His assistant, Otto Une Flipflopp will be at the ready with his Feng shoey baton. For a small charge he will quite happily apply some positive karmic correction bumps. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 26, 2018 #1634 Share Posted October 26, 2018 * makes note to give that a miss * I'm not having anyone but Dark Derek feeling my bumps! Why don't you stick to more conservative themed evenings, Mark? Like Ladies' Night when all drinks are free for ladies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 26, 2018 Author #1635 Share Posted October 26, 2018 My drink went down the wrong hole as I read that, Ouija. Well Thursday nights are student nites, luv. Fridays are generally themed but your average bod prefares to moan, get trollied and then sleep it off in some hedge. The weekend is well - get hammered time with the odd sporting pork pie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted October 26, 2018 #1636 Share Posted October 26, 2018 Are there students living near the G. & D.? Or do they get pulled in(literally!), by the G. & D. regulars when they are on their way to somewhere else? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 26, 2018 Author #1637 Share Posted October 26, 2018 It's pub slang for farm hands, virgin alcoholics etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 27, 2018 #1638 Share Posted October 27, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Mark One said: Oh how can you wear such things, my little jar of glitter. Can't you dress up as a carrot or summit along those lines? Fine, I'll wear this instead.....https://www.costumepub.com/p-24340-peach-costume.aspx Edited October 27, 2018 by tcgram 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 27, 2018 #1639 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Have you seen Ouija's costume?? Hot stuff!! https://www.nastassy.com/products/starline-black-spider-witch-costume?variant=5891249733671 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 27, 2018 Author #1640 Share Posted October 27, 2018 5 hours ago, tcgram said: Have you seen Ouija's costume?? Hot stuff!! https://www.nastassy.com/products/starline-black-spider-witch-costume?variant=5891249733671 Awfully nice, infact it's a most capital choice which will no doubt turn heads and pull in the punters 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 28, 2018 Author #1641 Share Posted October 28, 2018 Sticky Micky will defo be int Dragon onnim, ont 31st with his camera. Bent Bill and his wife - Sally clockface, are currently testing out their Halloween outfit in the back fields behind the dragon. I'm not too impressed with their mooing noises though, and the grass out thier is all damp and mushy. Oh, and to all of those little bleeders who have been chucking rocks in me pool - I'll let you off this time around. Your "taking of the Michael" on me grounds as sparked a new money saving idea - more soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 29, 2018 Author #1642 Share Posted October 29, 2018 PRE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ZOMBIE PLATTER, 14 Quid Chipolata bangers (fingers) Burger (hand) Tripe un onions (entrails) Small pumpkin (bonce) Pickled eggs (eye) Raw tripe (skin) Pint of laget with slaughter house red colouring (Claret) Please hurry, 5 servings already sold 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 30, 2018 Author #1643 Share Posted October 30, 2018 On the 1st of December, the annual Wheelbarrow race will begin. Two bods per Wheelbarrow, will race to each pub, sink a pint and then swap around (one sat int barrow, one pushing) The 12 pubs along the route are: The G&D The Sunny Cow The Eager Cockerel The Shades The Lantern The Broken Bottle The Anchor The Ship & Shovel The Coat of Arms The Cockel and Muscle The Four Ways The Anvil As always, the winner will be rewarded with a beer hamper and a meat hamper. 50 nicker to the bod in the best fancy dress. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 2, 2018 #1644 Share Posted November 2, 2018 @ouija ouija's costume created quite the stir; I don't think I've seen so many blokes hovering around. I believe she made Dark Derek a bit jealous, he grumbled about the attention throughout the night. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 3, 2018 Author #1645 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Darkest Derek has shocked everyone with his Halloween outfit. Both the sober and the regular odd squad of waisted slurpers could not believe it. Dressed up as a priest and he's been banging on about joining the Pope and his holy army of vicars. Who would have Adam and Eved it! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 5, 2018 #1646 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Is there anyone in? What happened to all day opening hours? I need a nightcap ..... I can't sleep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 5, 2018 Author #1647 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Well since the Dragon is becoming quieter by the day I decided to shut shop early so I could tune into and watch World in Action. The documentary went on about melting ice caps, pollution and water shortages. So, from Jan 1st all drinks will come with a small rock sat inside your pint pot. This will reduce the water content and also help to save the planet. The same approach will be applied int outdoor pool too. Talking of water reminds me that next year will bring the possibility of the G&D moving into that narrow boat idea of mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted November 5, 2018 #1648 Share Posted November 5, 2018 So what that actually amounts to is us getting less beer for the same money?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 6, 2018 #1649 Share Posted November 6, 2018 14 hours ago, ouija ouija said: So what that actually amounts to is us getting less beer for the same money?! Less beer and a stern finger waggle so it works itself out. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 6, 2018 Author #1650 Share Posted November 6, 2018 17 hours ago, ouija ouija said: So what that actually amounts to is us getting less beer for the same money?! Each pint comes with a ticket. Collecting 10 allows the drinker to place their hand in my lucky dip hat. Each piece of screwed up paper inside has a prize jotted down on it. All the gifts come from lovely Rashores black market business. Oh, and each lump of rock in your pot may have a number painted onnit. Think Bullies prize board. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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