Mark One Posted June 1, 2019 Author #1776 Share Posted June 1, 2019 The Dragon now has fridge cold soft drinks for your nippers to spill all over themselves. The Bunion Brothers are now supplying me with the latter mentioned beverages, at an unbelievable price. So if you like tizer or bitter lemon pop - you're in drinkers heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 12, 2019 Author #1777 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Services at the dragon will be limited this week. I've got the decorators coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 30, 2019 Author #1778 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Well the furniture has been collected for auction. The pool has been drained, the windows sealed and the doors boarded up. I'm off to sunnier climbs aboard my new investment - a narrow boat. So long suckers... adios! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 2, 2019 #1779 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Done it again I goes into hospital for a couple of weeks dragged to hell and back come home expecting a nice pine of the usual cocktail and boom ya shut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted July 30, 2019 #1780 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Where do I sign up for the underwater basket weaving/shuffle board tournament? I have my 1920’s era swimsuit ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 1, 2019 #1781 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Hmmmm looks like the boards on the window isn't just for the fumigation. Peeking through the fence and seeing the empty pool, at least eager Eddie cant drown himself after the clown shoe condos for gerbils fiasco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 12, 2019 #1782 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I'm gonna form an orderly queue until late this bloody place does open I've only been here since July the 2nd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted September 21, 2019 #1783 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Phew.. my goodness this place is dusty. And I've heard there's going to be camels coming in later than sooner. Looks like I might need to fire up the rhinos out back and tap my own keg this time... and go hunting around for the crew that was supposed to keep an eye on the place while our dear owner apparently never showed up... or at least after the auction there was supposed to be an owner to show up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 13, 2019 Author #1784 Share Posted October 13, 2019 "Well, this gaff looks a right mess!" *Whistles a signal* Several hard up miners from easten Europe make their way in carrying sacks, ladders, tools. *Turns his attention towards some loyal bods in a nearby hedge, who have been waiting/praying for the return of the alluring glow from the dragons doorway.* "Fear not, my devoted brethren. For I have returned!". "My floating pub Enterprise has been a success(more about that later)" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 13, 2019 #1785 Share Posted October 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Mark One said: "Well, this gaff looks a right mess!" *Whistles a signal* Several hard up miners from easten Europe make their way in carrying sacks, ladders, tools. *Turns his attention towards some loyal bods in a nearby hedge, who have been waiting/praying for the return of the alluring glow from the dragons doorway.* "Fear not, my devoted brethren. For I have returned!". "My floating pub Enterprise has been a success(more about that later)" Welcome back gov I've been been waiting here since the begining of the summer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 13, 2019 Author #1786 Share Posted October 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Matt221 said: Welcome back gov I've been been waiting here since the begining of the summer Yes it's good to be back, especially now the lice and ticks problem in the pub has died away *cough* Anyhows Matt, since your here...any good with a paintbrush, mate? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 14, 2019 #1787 Share Posted October 14, 2019 22 hours ago, Mark One said: Yes it's good to be back, especially now the lice and ticks problem in the pub has died away *cough* Anyhows Matt, since your here...any good with a paintbrush, mate? Well I have been known to splash a bit of paint around so ..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted October 15, 2019 #1788 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Whew, just in time. McRibs on me my maties. (Plops down a couple dozen bags), any ways if my cousin Bobby “nigh stick” McSween stops by I’m at the hairless St. Bernard rescue shelter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 15, 2019 #1789 Share Posted October 15, 2019 *Brings paint and some hard apple cider* Been keeping the cider in my basement to ferment for a couple of months.... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2019 Author #1790 Share Posted October 16, 2019 On 10/14/2019 at 6:46 PM, Matt221 said: Well I have been known to splash a bit of paint around so ..... On 10/15/2019 at 5:59 AM, newbloodmoon said: Whew, just in time. McRibs on me my maties. (Plops down a couple dozen bags), any ways if my cousin Bobby “nigh stick” McSween stops by I’m at the hairless St. Bernard rescue shelter. 11 hours ago, tcgram said: *Brings paint and some hard apple cider* Been keeping the cider in my basement to ferment for a couple of months.... Well I've brought some "tinnies" too. The kind which make you burp and be merry. So let's all grab a can of beer, a paint brush and in no time at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2019 Author #1791 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Oh b@gger! Who forgot to bring some paint? Oh well, never mind. It's raining outside anyhows...best to wait 18 hours so the ground outdoors is fully dry before we nip to B&Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 16, 2019 #1792 Share Posted October 16, 2019 5 hours ago, Mark One said: Oh b@gger! Who forgot to bring some paint? Oh well, never mind. It's raining outside anyhows...best to wait 18 hours so the ground outdoors is fully dry before we nip to B&Q. I got some creosote I'll chuck some of that at the walls it'll last ages before you need to do it again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2019 Author #1793 Share Posted October 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Matt221 said: I got some creosote I'll chuck some of that at the walls it'll last ages before you need to do it again Good idea, Matt. Besides, it's only blokes who venture in here and that brown mix will hide the fag stains. Oh and that gafitti in the gents too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 22, 2019 Author #1794 Share Posted October 22, 2019 The pools being drained and then filled in *wipes eye* The waters been seeping into the cellar & foundation's of the Dragon. But in more uplifting news - the beer pumps work again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 28, 2019 Author #1795 Share Posted October 28, 2019 Here's two skips, bods that are filled with stuff from inside the dragon. And their contents could be yours if you win uncle markies - who can touch the skip for the longest period. Simply choose your skip, place both hands on it's cold surface and stand there until other contestants get bored and let go. Could make this Christmas one to remember, bods if you win. Who luvs-yah baby! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 28, 2019 #1796 Share Posted October 28, 2019 that chassis on that caravan would make me a brilliant trailer ........ to take my old caravan body to the tip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 28, 2019 Author #1797 Share Posted October 28, 2019 And an empty skip could be used as a back garden pond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted October 31, 2019 #1798 Share Posted October 31, 2019 https://www.theskipcompany.co.uk/blog/alternative-uses-for-skips/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 1, 2019 Author #1799 Share Posted November 1, 2019 On 10/31/2019 at 3:26 PM, Matt221 said: https://www.theskipcompany.co.uk/blog/alternative-uses-for-skips/ I wonder if anyone has taken the pool idea further and fitted one in upstairs as a large bath? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 1, 2019 #1800 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Talking of skips why did I get the sack as a skip lorry driver ? https://youtu.be/QUSjIB1MtpE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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