newbloodmoon Posted November 16, 2019 #1801 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Unloads a mechanical horse for the kiddies to ride while their parents imbibe. Now I have to figure out a way to convert it over from using U.S. quarters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 16, 2019 #1802 Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: Unloads a mechanical horse for the kiddies to ride while their parents imbibe. Now I have to figure out a way to convert it over from using U.S. quarters. I'll do it I'm an expert with a hammer and angel grinder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 20, 2019 Author #1803 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Super Lorraine likes that electric rocking horse! And so do her 12 kiddies. Tone is slumped up against the bar with his stout & a second hand dog end. If anyone's got some white emulsion on offer - go and see Tone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 20, 2019 Author #1804 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Here we have Miss 1973 aka Sally Tusk receiving a well deserved smooch from her husband, Gregor (runs that chippy on Coxes Lane) They both nipped in last night. But due to their popularity.we had to snuggle them into the gents first for a congratulation style photograph. Well done Sal! Let's hope 1974 brings you the same luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 23, 2019 #1805 Share Posted November 23, 2019 On 11/20/2019 at 4:19 AM, Mark One said: Here we have Miss 1973 aka Sally Tusk receiving a well deserved smooch from her husband, Gregor (runs that chippy on Coxes Lane) They both nipped in last night. But due to their popularity.we had to snuggle them into the gents first for a congratulation style photograph. Well done Sal! Let's hope 1974 brings you the same luck. Good to see these two lovebirds out and about since the crisco lard debacle of ‘76. Legend has it that they just now got all their nooks and crannies cleaned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 25, 2019 Author #1806 Share Posted November 25, 2019 On 11/23/2019 at 6:14 AM, newbloodmoon said: Good to see these two lovebirds out and about since the crisco lard debacle of ‘76. Legend has it that they just now got all their nooks and crannies cleaned. Yeh, and you can still smell the stale aroma of yesterday's frying pan all along Coxes lane too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 26, 2019 Author #1807 Share Posted November 26, 2019 cleaner wanted 10 Bob a hour free tea break help yourself to last. Nights nibble left overs. image above taken in the tap room on a Tuesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 30, 2019 #1808 Share Posted November 30, 2019 Hmm will have to seriously consider that tempting cleaning job. There might be enough wine droobles in those bottles to make it all worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 1, 2019 Author #1809 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Oh, the cleaner onnim has ter be at the dragon every third Sunday of the month at 5am. To let Ian the Ratman in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 21, 2019 Author #1810 Share Posted December 21, 2019 One-eyed-willy will be doing the nosebag on the 24th. Expect fried egg cobs, roast beef butties, cocktail sticks with cheese un pineapple and pork pie slices. And to retain a tradition, tripe in onion bites can be found in the gents on little plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted January 22, 2020 #1811 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Brings in a single book donation. “How to pick a fight” by an anonymous Irish fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 21, 2020 Author #1812 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) Good god! Somebody open a window in this pokey old drum. I sure made the right decision in sticky to my floating pub boat. Here she is. Weevletons only pub that floats, and from the strange smells in the dragon, I think I'll stick to me waterways. For anyone interested have a butchers for any old bus stop signs which I had erected every few miles along the river banks. Wait there if yer thirsty and you'll spot me sailing along, sooner or later. Edited September 21, 2020 by Mark One 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 22, 2020 #1813 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Do you do a good afternoon tea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 22, 2020 Author #1814 Share Posted September 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Blue Star said: Do you do a good afternoon tea Yo ho ho...and all of that gubbins, my dear. Have you been waiting long for the Singing Harpy to arrive? Yes indeed, there be plenty of delights aboard my, erm, pub boat * cough *. There be no Hornswoggle here, me hearties! And if the clap of thunder is not to your taste then a piping hot mug of tea and a cheese and lettuce butty can be your treasure this delightful afternoon. Come aboard and I'll bang the kettle on. Two sugars love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted September 25, 2020 #1815 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Do you close at ten or................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 30, 2020 #1816 Share Posted September 30, 2020 I do hope physical distancing is respected here... How many posts at least between two people here? I do have gel but it is not hydroalcoholic :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 1, 2020 Author #1817 Share Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) On 9/30/2020 at 1:07 PM, ant0n said: I do hope physical distancing is respected here... How many posts at least between two people here? I do have gel but it is not hydroalcoholic :/ Oh yes, land lover. But yee see, the lakes and other veins of industry as we call them here in Weevleton are not UK waters. No,a grey area in the red tape.makes them neutral waters. So off the record, you're in no man's land aboard the Singin Harpy where the laws of the land are non applicable. That's a right boon when it comes to taxes too. Now, if yee enter the George and Dragon, well that's a different story. Edited October 1, 2020 by Mark One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 1, 2020 Author #1818 Share Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 5:14 PM, Matt221 said: Do you close at ten or................... Well strictly yes, but if the old boat "brakes down" around 10..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 3, 2020 Author #1819 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Well it sure is raining outside today. Why not gain refuge inside the Harpy...hint,hint...put your feet up by the electric heater...double bloody hint...watch the game on my portable telly..big hint with a shotgun!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 9, 2020 #1820 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Where's the hydroalcoholic gel when you need some? I love sniffing it. There are different alcoholic flavours. I prefer hydro-gin-oholic gel, if you don't mind. Where's the innkeeper? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 14, 2020 Author #1821 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Oh it's you. Look son, just remember that whilst your in my drum you'll make use of the gents whenever that concoction which your slurping starts working it's magic. Last night I was up to 3am wiping down the fireplace and scrubbing the carpets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 15, 2020 #1822 Share Posted November 15, 2020 19 hours ago, Mark One said: Oh it's you. Look son, just remember that whilst your in my drum you'll make use of the gents whenever that concoction which your slurping starts working it's magic. Last night I was up to 3am wiping down the fireplace and scrubbing the carpets. sorry dad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2020 Author #1823 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Another crazy weekend in the Singing Harpy. Emmerline Wagstaff was on top form as usual Dwayne Cheeseface had to be carried back onto land. What a total P**do! Elvira had a cracking time but she's still trying to find her sea legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 16, 2020 #1824 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Darn, and I missed it all!! I'll be in tonight for a hot buttered rum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2020 Author #1825 Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, tcgram said: Darn, and I missed it all!! I'll be in tonight for a hot buttered rum. Good lass, you know it makes sense That red outfit really suits you, sweetness x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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