Matt221 Posted November 16, 2020 #1826 Share Posted November 16, 2020 looks like a good night i bluddy missed it as usual 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2020 Author #1827 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Yeh but don't worry mate, tomorrow's 2 for Tuesday night. So the Harpy will be packed with birds - woo-hoo! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 17, 2020 #1828 Share Posted November 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Mark One said: Good lass, you know it makes sense That red outfit really suits you, sweetness x Thanks, red is my favorite color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 17, 2020 #1829 Share Posted November 17, 2020 18 hours ago, Mark One said: Yeh but don't worry mate, tomorrow's 2 for Tuesday night. So the Harpy will be packed with birds - woo-hoo! im there 2 4 tuesday or 24 for tuesday as like to call it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 17, 2020 Author #1830 Share Posted November 17, 2020 When the Harpy gets packed out- remember, only 20 goes allowed on board- several punters go out to graise along the river bank. Unless the courageous bod braves the upper deck. Barry "the master baker" Shed, letting his hair down after an hard day making pastries. will somebody please give the lady a hand? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 17, 2020 Author #1831 Share Posted November 17, 2020 44 minutes ago, Matt221 said: im there 2 4 tuesday or 24 for tuesday as like to call it We'll follow Poppies lead, mate. She's got her eyes on you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 17, 2020 #1832 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Where is my beer? Where IS MY BEER??? I enjoy red berry flavoured beers and I can't stand bitter beers. Cheers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 17, 2020 Author #1833 Share Posted November 17, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, ant0n said: Where is my beer? Where IS MY BEER??? I enjoy red berry flavoured beers and I can't stand bitter beers. Cheers! * Pours Vimto into a pint pot, half filled with lager & half filled with cider* There you go squire, one pint of Diesel. How about a bag of crisps or maybe a sausage roll? Edited November 17, 2020 by Mark One 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 17, 2020 #1834 Share Posted November 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Mark One said: * Pours Vimto into a pint pot, half filled with lager & half filled with cider* There you go squire, one pint of Diesel. How about a bag of crisps or maybe a sausage roll? Wow... That all looks tasty... The Brits know beers well... The Frogs? They're amateurs... The Belgians look like experts too. I like non-bitter awesomely flavoured & sour beers. Well, we have awesome alcoholic beverages in France but French beers have nothing outstanding. Here's a genuinely French cider for you (I don't even need to translate, except: "inédit" = "which hasn't been seen yet"): 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 18, 2020 #1835 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Peeks up from cellar “oh crapadoozle the George and Dragon is open again. Okay ladies, leave one at a time every five minutes and maybe no one will notice my underground knitters fight club.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 18, 2020 Author #1836 Share Posted November 18, 2020 5 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: Peeks up from cellar “oh crapadoozle the George and Dragon is open again. Okay ladies, leave one at a time every five minutes and maybe no one will notice my underground knitters fight club.” Well you'll be on your own if you try that. No, wait a minute - you might find a few meth drinkers with happy bloodshot eyes, smiling at you. Check out Post #1812, Bob. We're on a boat now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 18, 2020 Author #1837 Share Posted November 18, 2020 13 hours ago, ant0n said: Wow... That all looks tasty... The Brits know beers well... The Frogs? They're amateurs... The Belgians look like experts too. I like non-bitter awesomely flavoured & sour beers. Well, we have awesome alcoholic beverages in France but French beers have nothing outstanding. Here's a genuinely French cider for you (I don't even need to translate, except: "inédit" = "which hasn't been seen yet"): Pearl of Cider! In a wine glass, ged on the bus, go on! * Points to the door * In my bar mate you get it in a pint pot! And it's not that watered down gubbins either. On my boat it's 8.5% proof. That'll blow the back of your shirt up, I can tell yer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 18, 2020 #1838 Share Posted November 18, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mark One said: Well you'll be on your own if you try that. No, wait a minute - you might find a few meth drinkers with happy bloodshot eyes, smiling at you. Check out Post #1812, Bob. We're on a boat now. Well it’s a good thing I was unaware of the new digs, I woulda drown them knicker knitters. Maybe if they return and no one is around they migh just go feral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 18, 2020 Author #1839 Share Posted November 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, newbloodmoon said: Well it’s a good thing I was unaware of the new digs, I woulda drown them knicker knitters. Maybe if they return and no one is around they migh just go feral. Yes we'll I've erected some makeshift bus stop posts along the river bank. You could say that the Singing Harpy is a floatable version of public transport where you get taken further down stream whilst enjoying a hard earned tipple. Now if you stay onboard for 40minutes, you'll find yourself back where you got on - happy days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 19, 2020 Author #1840 Share Posted November 19, 2020 One of my regulars does a popular video review of vhs videos. So when he's not hitting the port an lemons he's upstairs in he mum's house doing this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 19, 2020 Author #1841 Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) The bloke above is in tonight if any of you other bods fancy a chat over a pint about books or cardboard. ( I hope he doesn't come in cos it scares away me trade) Edited November 19, 2020 by Mark One 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 19, 2020 #1842 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I'm drinking mint herbal tea. Unfortunately, there's no potable water nearby so I boiled gin instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 19, 2020 Author #1843 Share Posted November 19, 2020 1 hour ago, ant0n said: I'm drinking mint herbal tea. Unfortunately, there's no potable water nearby so I boiled gin instead. Good lad, you know it makes sense I think I'll follow your lead and try some aftershave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted November 20, 2020 #1844 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Is corrugated cardboard one of the blokes talking points? If so I would like to liven up the event with crackers and a crab pate that contains wizzo butter as the main ingrediant. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 21, 2020 #1845 Share Posted November 21, 2020 have you got those new flavoured Gins in yet ....... i particularly like the sound of mushroom and winter fish flavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 21, 2020 Author #1846 Share Posted November 21, 2020 Jump over board and find out. Oh and what's this I've learnt about you drinking in the Green Lantern? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 22, 2020 #1847 Share Posted November 22, 2020 *Brrr* What do you have that is warm and cozy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 22, 2020 #1848 Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 hours ago, tcgram said: *Brrr* What do you have that is warm and cozy? My word young Lady thats a bit forward 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 22, 2020 #1849 Share Posted November 22, 2020 54 minutes ago, Matt221 said: My word young Lady thats a bit forward I meant drink-wise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted November 22, 2020 #1850 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, tcgram said: I meant drink-wise. Thats ok then we all know where that sort of hanky panky leads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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