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On 12/21/2021 at 10:37 AM, ant0n said:

Evenin', Chef.

 

Alright then. I'd like an extra large beer from concentrate with added carbon dioxide and dimethyl sulfoxide, please.

My wife doesn't suspect anything.

Please speak slowly, John.  Hardly got any of that apart from you meaning a pint of super strength.

 

Can I tempt you with a festive pickled onion, too?

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Wait, you'll  have to pass on the pickled onions.  That bloody Sparrowhawks made its way into the kitchen again...grrrr

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Well there is that jar of pickled pigs feet we got from the portly southern tourist last year. He did bring it all the way from Savanna Georgia. Would hate forthem to go to waste.

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Phwoarr...picked pigs feet.  That's a rare treat in weevelton.  I'm licking my lips just thinking about some dripping with that.

 

Oh wait a minute...yes that bloody cats kittens had the last of it the other night when I was blitzed on the bailey's...grrrr

 

One of these days I'm gonna put that frigging cat on the menu.

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Hmmm cats on the menu? I should call People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, them PETA people are really on the ball. Speaking of balls I melon balled the watermelon and lightly sprinkled them with liquor for your taste test boss.

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I've stuck to my New Year's Resolution, and have been on the wagon since Jan first.

Can I have a diet lemonade please gaffer?

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On 1/21/2022 at 9:21 PM, acute said:

I've stuck to my New Year's Resolution, and have been on the wagon since Jan first.

Can I have a diet lemonade please gaffer?

Yep one diet lemonade coming up… lets see here that calls for one ounce of vodka instead of three.

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On 1/27/2022 at 5:18 AM, newbloodmoon said:

Yep one diet lemonade coming up… lets see here that calls for one ounce of vodka instead of three.

That tastes firkin horrendous!

Could you water the vodka down with something alcohol-free, like Skol lager?

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12 hours ago, acute said:

That tastes firkin horrendous!

Could you water the vodka down with something alcohol-free, like Skol lager?

Sure enough Guv, and to top it off you get a squeeze of fresh lemming for the pick me up. Don’t let Mark know I gave the lemming squeeze for free or it might be just the boot for me.

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May I ask where my jus d'orange (from concentrate) is? :/

 

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After much concentration poor Graeme ‘sagging britches’ baggens had to be taken the back way to hospital from a brain aneurysm. He’s doing okay but here’s your long awaited juice. Cheers and I hope ya sign the get well card.

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Hmmm what’s this box I spy with my glass eye on the top shelf up yonder? Guess I’ll need a step stool… ah there we are. Hmmm an 8mm film reel marked stag films. I didn’t know Mark was a nature documentary enthusiast, guess we’ll have to show the flick for the Sunday early afternoon church crowd when they hit the place after the weekly spirituals.

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Good Afternoon, mine host :D. I thought I'd just pop in and have a celebratory half of G + T. What's that you say? What am I celebrating? I am celebrating the fact that I have just had my rank increased to DIVINITY!!!! :innocent:. Where does one go from there? :w00t:

(You probably want to let my drink be on the house :)).

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Divinity huh? Yes, yes quite impressive. Since you’re new to the post I won’t insist on ya provide the party barge party tricks of turning water into wine etc.

So here’s your gin and tonic, we’re right out of beefeaters so I had to substitute with a lesser known Australian gin called Rabid Wombat.

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'Rabid Wombat' huh? I've been called worse . This here Nature documentary you're showing on Sunday: do I need to buy a ticket for it? :unsure:

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A ticket for an all ages nature documentary? Pish posh. Of course you don’t, as with all good learnin’ it’s totally free.

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Well it looks like we’re gonna have to cancel this Sunday’s nature movie. Apparently Mark was holding it for safe keeping so Benny “June bug” Long-bottom’s wife Muriel didn’t find his copy of ‘Harry Hirsute, Bare Wrestler’. What a shame as this Harry fella seems kind alike a real mans man if he’s wrestling a bear, we’ll have to show Bambi instead.

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I'm not going to lie, I'm very disappointed. I don't get out much (what do you mean"That's obvious?"), so it was going to be a real treat for me(possibly more of a treat than I was expecting? :blush:). Hey-ho, I better have a double G+T to help drown my sorrows .  . . . and a packet of vegan pork scratchings, please. Ta.

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Well them’s the breaks I suppose. It’s been a wee bit slow as of late so drink and munchies on the house. I hear that cartoon rabbit is a real foot thumper so who knows there just might be a snazzy song and dance number. It is a rat in a castle production, their known for those things I hear.

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The women’s auxiliary knitters of Weavleton have been kind enough to provide us with their cast off coasters from the spare scraps of yarn they used in making some wild eyed travelers scarf. There’s a donation bucket in the corner so please be generous and show your thanks.

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Hazel has just finished my coaster.  Lovely in'it?

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'Hazel'?!!!! Those three knitters are all men!

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So Herbert McDougell has finally been coaxed out of his parents root cellar with promises of donuts and drink. For an extra treat I let him know if he played his cards straight he might be able to share a few pints with one of the many ladies that frequent this fine floating beer barge.

so a little about Herbert. 
 

Education: home schooled, graduated at the top of his class of one. (Don’t let his intellect scare you off)

Employment: That’s the tricky part innit, due to his highly qualified skills upper management fear a hostile take over.

Home: Well he does live in a Root cellar and with the exception of the flood of ‘68 it’s quite cozy. No worries of being bothered here ladies… or even being heard, by his over protective Mum.

Now if this stunning resume doesn’t give you the tingles than Herbert has given me permission to show his picture but only to the serious prospects.

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So there you go ladies and cheers to you Herbert for taking that giant leap in to the wide world of dating.

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Pardon me, did the barmaid forget my order of pickled eggs and pork knuckles?

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